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1001 Best Things Ever Said

1001 Best Things Ever Said

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Special Thanks to-Ernie J. Zelinski
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Published by: Ganesh Kumar S Hebbar on Jan 08, 2010
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Employees make the best dates.
You don't have to pick them up and
they're always tax deductible.

— Andy Warhol

Stay away from girls who cry a lot
or who look like they get pregnant
easily or have careers.

— P. J. O'Rourke

There is nothing so awkward as courting a
woman whilst she is making sausages.

— Laurence Sterne

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