The Avengers

one hammer wielding moron of a god (wait, odin

said they werent gods, solet me revise that
one lame-ass idiot wielding a flying hammer)

(And this whole crap about not being a god is

complete and utter bull. To humans, they are
gods. Unless you give the Asgardians their own
definition of a god, their own mythos and
pantheon, they are gods by human standards.
retarded gods, but gods nonetheless.)

 One Billionare with raging psychological issues and

a brightly colored suit that easily serves as a
target. Hes the Robin of the Avengers. (plus,
everyone has the suit now. What in the nine
hells is Tony Starks purpose? Oh, right, comedic
relief.)

(Hahahahahahaha real funny stark. are you

laughing yet? I think the excessive laughter is
making me cry. Wow, what a comedian)

 One gigantic green monster who is just as likely

to kill you as he is likely to kill the enemy. But
hey, he beat up Loki, so.yay?

 One self-righteous soldier who beats up people

with a brightly colored shield that literally
resembles a target. Stark might have some
competition for being the Avengers Robin. He
has no redeemable badass qualities and is
generally a stick in the mud. But hey, ladies, he
has muscles and shit, soyeah.

 One cold-hearted killer who would kill an infant

for the good of the cause if she was so ordered
without batting an eyelash. Her outfit might be
completely impractical, but hey, it shows off
cleavage and the guys in the audience are
practically drooling.

 Sexual tension for the afore mentioned black

widow.

Their enemy?

Another lame-ass god who should have been a fire god,

but instead is the son of a frost giant named laufey,
who in mythology is actually a giantess and Lokis
mother. Loki, who is supposed to be the clever,
mischievous God of Trickery and Lies, is downplayed in
the film to a whiny, amateur wizard with a pointy
stick. His only strength is the sheer number of forces
he brought with them, but apparently, they can all be
brought down phantom menace style. Why was this
guy such a challenge? But hey, the gals like him
because he needs someone to take care of him and
soothe his inner self-loathing. Fuck. This. Villain. If
you can even call him that. Urgh.