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Philosophy Jokes
Philosophy Jokes
call Ms. Harding a pig? The judge says, That is correct. And does it mean that I cant call a pig Ms.
Harding? No, says the judge, you are free to call a pig Ms. Harding. Theres no crime in that. The man
looks Ms. Harding in the eye and says, Good afternoon Ms. Harding.
How do you get a philosopher off your front porch? Pay him for the pizza.
The meaning of life, thinks for years. Life is like a bridge. Really? Oh, perhaps youre right, maybe life
isnt like a bridge.