The Cat Lovers Mistake

By Elton Camp
Colin loved nothing better than a cat
A cataholic couldnt get enough of that
He smiled and exclaimed Fine
When he noticed a welcome sign
For the meeting a few were there
Colin sat down in an empty chair
However, when he looked about
That it was right he had doubt
There had to be something wrong
Only he had brought any cats along
Some using a rosary were praying
Others, Hail Mary were saying
When the robed father he spied
Ive made a goof, he cried
Im not touched in the head.
The sign I simply misread.