HELMI NGENYANG PITHIK

Wan Shaleh ganti haluan maneh saiki dhodholan pithik nang pasar ngelom. Helmi teko jange tuku
pithik digawe tumpengan slametan.
"Mbah aku jange tuku pithik meduro, ono tah?" jare Helmi.
"Iki lho sing wulune abang. ." jare Wan Shaleh.
Mari ngono ambek Helmi pithike diangkat sampek njengking terus dibukak bokonge.Pithike girapgirap sampek wulune brodhol, Wan Shaleh nggondhuk ndelok pithike diobok-obok bokonge. "Wah
dhudhuk iki mbah, iki tibake pithik njombang . ." jare Helmi ambek mbalekno pithike.
"Cobak sing putih iki . ." jare Wan Shaleh ambek nawakno pithik putih. Mari ngono Helmi merikso
maneh bokonge pithike. Pithike girap-girap sampek wulune brodhol, Wan Shaleh tambah
mbedhodhok ndelok pithike diobok-obok bokonge."Wah dhudhuk iki mbah, iki tibake pithik solo ."
jare Helmi.
Wan Shaleh nawakno maneh pithik klawu, tapi tetep gak cocok, tiwas brodhol kuabeh."Kon iku
jange tuku utowo mek kepingin dulinan bokonge pithik !!!" Wan Shaleh wis gak iso nahan esmosi.
"Iyo mbah, aku pingin tuku pithik sampeyan tapi durung ketemu sing pithik meduro . ." jare Helmi.
"Iki lho pithikku sing kari dhewe ." jare Wan Shaleh ambek nawakno pithik ireng.
Mari merikso bokonge pithik ireng Helmi puas."Lha yo iki pithik meduro .Piro regone mbah ? jare
Helmi.
"Satus ewu !!!" jare Wan Shaleh ambek ngamuk padahal biasane regone mek rong puluh ewu.
Helmi wis gak wani ngenyang blas, langsung dibayar satus ewu.
"Mbah, sampeyan kok ngamukan se ?? Sakjane sampeyan asline wong endhi ?" jare Helmi. Aku asli
wong jerman !!" jare Wan Shaleh.
"Wok ! Rupamu mbah, gak mungkin !" jare Helmi.
"Lek gak percoyo dheloken dhewe . ." jare Wan Shaleh ngangkat bokonge.
Hahaha