"Can I speak to Allen King?

"
Me: "Is it A-L-L-E-N or A-L-A-N?"
"He's in landscaping, so I think it's A-L-L-E-N."
A ticket from a retired professor containing his AOL email address, password, so
cial security number, etc... he lectured on security awareness and terrorism pre
vention.
"Can I extend the due date for an assignment?"
"Yeah, are you a professor or TA?"
"I'm a student."
"Hi, this is Charles from the University of Oklahoma"
"Hi, this is Tyler also at the University of Oklahoma"