By Lauren Clarke

I once knew a male

who's name was Dale
He drunk a lot of ale
but went very pale
He was rushed away
but was forced to stay
he went home in a week
but was still a bit of a ..........
Oh, dear,
Oh, my gosh,
I hope that no one saw,
I wish that I could laugh,
But maybe someone saw,
Maybe I should hide,
But, ah, whatever,
I'll just pull my trousers up.

I was a dare devil,

I always raised the level,
I got bruises and scars,
But that didn't stop me from going bizarre
I would jump and skate,
But it wasn't my fate,
I have to find ..........