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Shave Your Balls and 100 Other Things Your Mother Should Have Told You
Shave Your Balls and 100 Other Things Your Mother Should Have Told You
Mantesh
Mantesh
DISCLAIMERS
1. Please dont be stupid and kill yourself. It would make us both quite unhappy. Consult a doctor before doing anything
in this book.
2. The material in this book is for informational purposes only. As each individual situation is unique, you should use
proper discretion, in consultation with a health care practitioner before undertaking the diet, exercises, and techniques
described in this book. The authors and publisher expressly disclaim responsibility for any adverse effects that may
result from the use or application of the information contained in this book.
3. The information presented in this work is by no way intended as medical advice or as a substitute for medical
counseling. The information should be used in conjunction with the guidance and care of your physician. Consult your
physician before beginning this program as you would with any exercise and nutrition program. If you choose not to
obtain the consent of your physician and/or work with your physician throughout the duration of your time using the
recommendations in the program, you are agreeing to accept full responsibility for your actions.
By continuing with the program you recognize that despite all precautions on the part of Val and Don Eckard and
GoodDoc BadDoc, LLC, there are potential risks of injury or illness which can occur because of your use of the
aforementioned information and you expressly assume such risks and waive, relinquish and release any claim which
you may have against Val and Don Eckard and GoodDoc BadDoc, LLC, or its affiliates as a result of any future physical
injury or illness incurred in connection with, or as a result of, the use or misuse of the program.
CONTENTS
INTRODUCTION
CHAPTER 1
LIVE LONG AND PROSPER YOU ONLY GO AROUND ONCE
CHAPTER 2
WHATS IN IT FOR ME? - WHY YOU NEED THIS BOOK
CHAPTER 3
NUT UP - BE A MAN
CHAPTER 4
ENJOY LIFE - ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING IN MODERATION
CHAPTER 5
FIT OR FAT - THE SKINNY ON FAT
CHAPTER 6
VITAL INFORMATION - LETS RUN THE NUMBERS
CHAPTER 7
DIET ITS NOT JUST FOR BREAKFAST ANYMORE - AND ITS NOT
ANOTHER FOUR LETTER WORD
CHAPTER 8
ILL SLEEP WHEN IM DEAD - SWEET DREAMS
CHAPTER 9
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE - REAL MEN SWEAT
CHAPTER 10
AN APPLE A DAY - THIS WONT HURT A BIT
CHAPTER 11
SHAVE YOUR BALLS - IM JUDGING YOU
Mantesh
CHAPTER 12
SOMBODYS GONNA LOSE AN EYE - ITS ALWAYS FUN UNTIL SOMEBODY
GETS HURT
CHAPTER 13
IN CONCLUSION - LIVE LIFE + LONG TIME
Mantesh
This is book about health, fitness and grooming. It is based on the way that we live our
lives. There is a boatload of conflicting information on what is healthy and what is not
healthy. Utilizing our extensive medical background, we have sorted through the
information and the bullshit, to come up with advice on health, fitness, diet and everyday
living. You may not agree with everything in this book, but we believe if you follow the
guidelines that we set forth, you will live a healthier, longer and better life, while still
having fun and enjoying yourself.
So, cheers! To life! To YOU!
Do you want to be the guy that people say seriously? YOU are 55? You look 15 years
younger! Or the guy behind whose back people say, hes a heart attack waiting to
happen! If you are not concerned about this now, you will be someday. It is never too
late to learn and implement the things we are going to tell you, but the younger you start
the better.
So who are we, and what makes us qualified to tell you anything?
As two physicians in active practice, we have long had an interest in health, fitness and
grooming. Because of our interests, we have spent a great deal of time researching
health, wellness and longevity. We are not just sitting on our asses behind a desk telling
you how you should live we are in the gym, in the kitchen and living fantastic lives by
putting into practice what we preach. The results speak for themselves. This information
needs to be shared. We want you to be able to benefit from our knowledge and
experience so that you will feel better, look better and get more out of life.
Dr. Don is the conservative doc, also known as the GOODDOC. Would he normally go to
a wild and crazy party on a Sunday afternoon? No.
That is where Dr. Val comes into the picture. She is the wild and crazy doc, also known as
the BADDOC. She would not only be at the party, but she would be one of the bad girls
at the party.
Between the two of us, we have found a happy medium where we not only practice a
healthy lifestyle but we also have tons of fun. We want to share with you how you can be
healthy, look good, feel good and still have a blast. It is the best of both worlds. IT IS
POSSIBLE, and we want to show you how to do it.
Ever since medical school, Dr. Don has wanted to write a book on how to take better care
of yourself. Of course that is easier said than done. Life seems to get in the way.
There are so many things that people can do to be healthier, feel better, live longer and
enjoy life more, but they just dont seem to know how to do it. We want this book to be
your guide.
room.
GoodDoc? BadDoc?
How about HotDoc?
Sorry, but we disagree head-on with the touchy-feely trend that it is ok to be fat, to be
unhealthy, or to let your personal appearance slide. It is NOT okay. Accepting yourself for
the dazzling individual you are is one thing, but using it as an excuse for being overweight
and unhealthy is something else. In fact, like it or not, you are being judged on all of
these criteria, all the time by potential mates, by the boss eyeing you for a promotion, by
everyone you meet.
Quite frankly, we get tired of seeing one fat ass after another. At the extreme, these
people are gross. They arent healthy, they have yeast growing in their creases and they
smell bad. Dr. Don has even found coins and food items underneath the rolls of fat in
some patients. They are not able to enjoy life the way that it should be lived.
But even if you are only a little overweight, you are not as healthy as you should be. We
want to help you get back on the right track.
Do you want a long life? To feel good? To have rock star sex? Then you need to worry
about your health, fitness and grooming. Paying attention to these things will give you a
lifestyle improvement. You get to do stuff. Try new things. People will even wish they
were you!
THE CARROT WHAT YOU GET FOR TAKING CARE OF YOURSELF
When you think of all you stand to lose, it just makes sense to take care of yourself.
Take care of yourself, and
People will treat you differently.
You will feel better about yourself and be more confident.
You will be more likely to get promoted and get a higher salary.
You will live longer.
You will spend less time in the doctors office or hospital.
You will have less aches and pains.
You will spend less money on health related issues.
The list, of course, goes on.
NUT UP - BE A MAN
DR. VAL SAYS:
Ever seen South Park?
Cartman comes home from school, upset about being teased for being fat. Hey momall
the kids at school say Im fat. His mother tells him Dont worry youre not fat! Youre
big-boned.
Thats bullshit. Cartman isnt big boned hes fat. Lets be real!
Many people smoke cigarettes, have high blood pressure, high cholesterol or diabetes
secondary to being overweight. All of these things are extremely detrimental to your
health. They are also all factors that you can control with lifestyle modification, proper
diet and sometimes medications.
Dr. Val recently saw a 38-year-old patient with diabetes, high blood pressure and high
cholesterol. The guy was too busy or too irresponsible or too lazy to take his
medications. It had been documented again and again by his primary care doc that this
patient refused to take his meds and to be responsible, EVEN THOUGH he had been
warned about the consequences! By the time Dr. Val saw him it was too late. He had
suffered a brain stem stroke. Devastating. No messages could travel from his brain to the
rest of his body creating what we call a locked-in syndrome. He is awake and aware of
his surroundings, but he is totally unable to move his arms or his legs or to speak. He can
move his eyes, but that is it. This is an extreme example, but it is also something that did
not need to happen to him had he only taken care of himself.
THERE IS NO EXCUSE!
Sadly most of the diseases we see are preventable. Many people just dont know how to
take care of themselves or have given up. Of course some people just dont give a rats ass
(even though they should). Why live a wretched existence when you dont really need to
live that way?
Unfortunately there are a large number of people who DO care but get the wrong
information. The amount of misinformation available in diet books and on the Internet
is abhorrent. There are scammers everywhere you look, trying to profit from your
insecurities. How would you know what to believe?
WE CAN HELP
There is tons of information out there. It is hard to know what to believe even for us. We
have sorted through the information and come up with what we think is the best possible
plan. Not everybody will agree with everything we say, but overall, if you live your life the
way that we suggest, you will be much better off.
We have found that there are a few things that matter lots, and lots of things that dont
really matter that much. Often times the media will get hold of a story and it will get
blown way out of proportion. For example, there has been some controversy over
whether cell phones cause cancer. The media reports the story BREAKING NEWS!
CELL PHONES LINKED TO CANCER. However, frequently these stories are based on
one small clinical study that may not even be correct. The latest, and largest study to date
on cell phones actually reports that they DO NOT cause cancer. Naturally, as this news
wont make people run shrieking and leave them shivering in a corner, it doesnt get
much airtime. What should you believe? Who knows? The bottom line is that even if
cell phones do cause cancer, it is probably very, very rare. There are a hell of a lot of
things that are more likely to kill you, so keep reading.
We have found that this is true with much of the information reported by the media and
on the Internet. So we try to emphasize the things we think are important. There are lots
of little things that get a lot of attention, but in actuality arent significant and you dont
need to waste your time and energy worrying about them.
We can help, but you are going to need to meet us halfway. Make no mistake, your health
and wellness is your responsibility.
ITS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY not that of your mother, your therapist, your trainer
or McDonalds to monitor your health and make changes in your diet/lifestyle to
prevent or help alleviate potential health problems. Stop blaming other people for your
situation and take charge.
Studies have shown that being overweight compromises your ability to get a better job or
a better salary. Do you really want your worth to be based on your waistline instead of
your education or experience?
By the way, being attractive to the opposite sex doesnt just apply to the single crowd.
Why should you look like shit and be unhealthy just because you are married? This
especially applies to the married crowd because people get complacent. Youve seen it
your buddy gets married or his girl moves in and BAM! He puts on 20 pounds. We want
you to see your grandkids grow up. Not be six feet under in a pine box.
Being responsible also means using some common sense and not doing stupid shit. And
if you do, be sure and own up to it. If not to your co-workers, at least to your doctor.
Take for example the guy who came into the ER with vague abdominal pain. His first CT
scan was read as normal. A week later, he had another one we thought maaaaybe there
was something in his colon. Plastic, as it happens, is translucent and difficult to see with
CT scan. The surgeon later confirmed that it was, in fact, a glitter pen. In his colon. And
the patient had NO IDEA how it might have gotten there. But if he had fessed up initially,
it would have saved him a week in the hospital and a lot of trouble.
Notice that the sign doesnt specifically tell you not to do this.
You can if you want to. Use your head to think with, not to land on.
OK. Now you know you have some work to do and we are going to help you get there.
But, we dont want you to be some freak. You are going to do healthy things but still be
normal.
A few years back, we briefly subscribed to a meal delivery service. They provided premade, fresh, calorie-controlled meals daily. As an aside, this is a good thing to do if
because of your schedule you are not able to have healthy meals at work or home. We
personally think it is better to learn to make your own meals or eat properly at a
restaurant because subscribing to a service will not actually teach you how to eat well
As part of the service, there was a weekly newsletter suggesting ways you could improve
your health and fitness and to stay on track. One week the newsletter discussed the topic
of eating away from home. The suggestion was to take your meals with you.
WTF? Part of traveling is interacting with colleagues or friends over dinner. Toting
around your own oatmeal and brown rice is not how real people live. We have to hand it
to the author though. At least he was honest.
He describes a road trip to Las Vegas -- a bachelor party. He made his meals before he left
(!) and packed them in the trunk of his car in a small cooler. It consisted mostly of
chicken, brown rice and fresh vegetables. However, he made one big mistake. He
neglected to refresh his cooler with ice. By the time he got to Vegas, his meals were no
longer refrigerated. But he ate them anyway, rather than risk ordering at a restaurant.
So by the third day, you guessed it, food poisoning. Stomach cramping, vomiting,
diarrhea. Seriously. Who does that? To be that obsessive about eating your perfectly
measured chicken that you would risk food poisoning rather than making a smart choice
at a restaurant?
We are going to say this again, WE WANT YOU TO BE NORMAL.
The key is MODERATION.
As long as you eat well most of the time, you can break the rules some of the time. While
we dont advocate going hog wild, it is ok to go out and eat stuff that you would not
normally eat and that you may not think is healthy. Just dont do it all of the time.
There are some things that are obviously not ok in moderation like shoving a glitter pen
Our advice is to follow the plan outlined in this book 80 to 90% of the time. Eating right,
exercising and enjoying life on our plan is easy. However, occasionally (like when we
travel or have a big night out), we dont worry as much about the plan. We may party a
little harder or not worry about the details. Remember everything in moderation. Dont
go totally overboard, nobody likes feeling like shit.
fat is bad for you, but we know too little fat is bad as well.
Better health has been associated with 10 18% body fat in men and 18-25% in women.
JUST SO YA KNOW: Whats up with the difference between men and women? There is a
certain level at which body fat gets too low for the organs of the body to continue to
function. This set point known as essential fat is different for men (3-5%) and for
women (10-12%). Women have a higher set point because it is believed that they need a
higher fat percentage for reproductive purposes.
Rather than concentrating on your weight, you should be concentrating on your body fat
percentage. We give you some options to roughly calculate or measure your body fat
percent below.
You often hear that muscle is a calorie burner. A pound of muscle can burn about 6
calories/day at rest compared to 2 calories/day for fat. Plus, muscle takes up less space
and therefore looks better than fat.
Every tidbit that appears on the Internet gets propagated as fact by the uneducated and
the lazy. After a while, it is repeated in so many places that people accept it as fact. Look
into the scholarly articles and journals to find the real information.
For a real-life example Don, weighing in at 165 pounds has a body fat of 11 percent. If he
were to work his ass off to get down to 8% while maintaining his weight, that would mean
an increase in about 5 pounds of muscle. So at 6 calories/day/pound for muscle compared
to 2 calories/day/pound for fat, thats going to buy him 20 calories. Thats about a
Starburst candy.
So, be realistic adding muscle isnt going to make you into a calorie-burning machine
like the fitness magazines would have you believe. But dont be discouraged, muscle is
lean and sleek it looks better. Someone with more lean muscle mass and lower body fat
will look thinner than someone who weighs less, but has higher body fat. And as we said
before, its the excess fat that leads to disease and even death.
Biking in New Zealand (where they drive on the left side of the road).
Remember, dont obsess over the scale. Body fat percentage is much more important
than what you weigh. Men should be in the range of 10 to 18% body fat and women
should be in the range of 18 to 25% for ideal health.
MEASURING UP
There are multiple ways to evaluate your level of fat-ness. They all give estimates and are
not completely accurate, which is something to keep in mind.
CHECK YO SELF BEFORE YOU WRECK YO SELF*
(* from the song by ICE CUBE Check Yo Self)
The Bathroom Scale
The bathroom scale is a good way to track your weight, but it tells you nothing about body
fat percentage that we think is more important.
Mirror or photo test:
Take a look in the mirror. You may already have a pretty good idea that you need to lose
some weight. Photographs are another good measurement. Have you been shocked at
how you looked at your friends party after she posted the pictures online? Did you think
that photo makes me look fat.? Maybe the camera doesnt lie.
Circumference Measurements
Another useful way to check yourself is by using waist circumference measurements.
Men tend to store fat in the abdomen, not only under the skin but also deep in the
abdomen around the organs. Women tend to deposit it in the hips and thighs. Abdominal
fat around the organs (called visceral fat) is especially unhealthy and is associated with
higher risk of disease and death.
The World Health Organization has established criteria for waist circumference (at the
level of the belly button) with level of risk for disease such as diabetes, stroke and heart
attack
If you fall into the latter two categories, you definitely need to get off your ass and get
started.
Body Fat Estimation
We feel that knowing your body fat percentage is the best way to evaluate if you need to
lose weight or can just maintain. Body fat measurements are estimates. In the following
paragraphs, well show you some ways to estimate and then give you our
recommendations.
YMCA Not Just a Song By The Village People:
Probably the easiest way to get an estimate of your body fat percentage is to use a simple
equation like the YMCA Formula. It is not perfect, but it is a place to start. All you need
to know to use the equation is your weight and your waist circumference measured at the
belly button.
Male body fat % = ((-98.42 + (4.15 * waist circumference in inches) (.082 * weight in
lbs))/weight in lbs =
Female body fat % = ((-76.76 + (4.15 * waist circumference in inches) (.082 * weight in
lbs))/weight in lbs =
Go to our web site www.GDBD.com/succeed to easily calculate your body fat % using
this formula by plugging in your weight and waist circumference.
Calipers
Calipers measure the thickness of skin folds. Someone who has been properly trained,
such as many personal trainers or dieticians, measures the skin fold thickness in several
different spots. Those measurements are then plugged into a formula (and there are over
100 to choose from) that yields an estimated body fat percentage. The accuracy depends
on the person measuring and results can vary widely.
Here is Joe using calipers to measure belly fat (or lack thereof).
Our recommendation is to find someone who knows what they are doing and have them
measure you consistently. Its a cheap, easy, and effective way to track your progress.
BIA Bioelectrical Impedance Analysis
With BIA, electrodes can be attached to your hands and feet, or you can stand or hold
electrode pads. You can buy a scale or hand-held device with the pads too.
Small electrical impulses are sent through your body to measure how fast they travel.
Unfortunately, this can vary based on your level of hydration. So if you were on a bender
the day before, had a few glasses of wine, or even have a full bladder, it can alter the
results. These scales can be wildly inaccurate, but CAN be used as a way to track your
progress, if you measure yourself consistently on the same scale under similar conditions
(time of day, last meal, etc) and consider the hydration factors discussed above.
Air Displacement
measurement
or
BOD
POD/Hydrostatic
Testing
Underwater
Both of these methods use displacement methods to estimate body fat. They both require
a facility with the proper equipment and can cost anywhere from $20 - $100 for testing.
DEXA Dual X-ray Absorptiometry
DEXA is the most accurate way to measure body fat and is the gold standard. Its a fullbody x-ray at very low-level radiation. Its safe and only takes a few minutes, but can cost
between $65 to a couple of hundred dollars depending on the facility. While we like this
for accuracy, its too inconvenient and costly to use to track your progress.
BMI
Body mass index (BMI) gets a lot of press these days, so we will talk about it for
completeness sake. BMI was developed as a way to study large populations so that the
statistics evened out over large numbers of people. For individuals, the number is not as
valuable. It gives a rough indication of body fat percentage, but grossly overestimates fat
in athletic individuals and underestimates in very obese people.
To determine your BMI, you can plug in the numbers to the equation:
BMI = (mass in pounds x 703)/(height in inches) squared
You can go to our web site www.GDBD.com/succeed to more easily calculate your
BMI.
Underweight less than 18.5
Normal 18.5-24.9
Overweight 25 30
Obese over 30
It will give you a little bit better insight into your body composition, but can often times
be misleading. Its really just a weight to height ratio. It doesnt take into account
whether the weight is because of fat, muscle or dense bone.
For purposes of calculating body composition, the body is comprised of fat and lean body
mass (LBM). LBM is everything else bones, muscle, organs, etc. Unlike Cartman, if you
are African American or Pacific Islander you might have denser than average bones,
which will give you a high BMI. Similarly, weightlifters and other athletes will have a
higher BMI because of muscle mass. Take for example a man, 5 10 tall who weighs 175.
He is overweight by BMI standards, regardless of whether he is a muscle-bound
meathead with a 6-pack or a doughy, sedentary blogger with a 6-pack. Of Milwaukees
Best.
SO NOW WHAT?
If you are athletic or relatively lean, keep up the good work. We advise getting a body fat
measurement using one of the methods above to establish a baseline and make sure that
your really are fit. We know lots of guys who think they are fit but are not. Remember
too that as your life changes (like getting married) and as you age you tend to put on
more body fat. Therefore you need to continue to monitor by using the mirror, the
bathroom scale (we recommend weighing a few times a week) and how well your clothes
fit with occasional body fat checks. When you follow your weight, try to weigh at the same
time each day since your weight fluctuates throughout the day. It is usually lowest first
thing in the morning and then increases throughout the day.
If you are slightly overweight or need to get into better shape, keep reading. Determine
your body fat percent using one of the methods above and follow our plans for diet and
fitness.
If you have significant weight to lose, its even more critical that you get started today.
Dont wait until you have irreversible health issues to realize that its a problem! We still
advise a baseline body fat measurement with occasional follow up measurements to track
your progress. Plus, your lean body mass is going to be used later to determine your
calorie and nutrient intake.
Our advice? Get started right now by using the YMCA formula (because its easily done at
home in only a couple of minutes.)
We also like the DEXA scanning method, as it is believed to be the most accurate.
Dr. Val is a fan of measuring with calipers, as long as you have someone who knows what
they are doing. Its more affordable, and for people who are trying to track progress over
many weeks and months, its easy to check it frequently.
Our main message here is not to get obsessed with the number on the scale. Body fat
percentage is more important. Plus, there can be stalls or plateaus with weight loss. We
talk in more detail about weight loss plateaus in our book on dieting The GoodDoc
BadDoc Guide to Healthy Eating. Dont throw in the towel!
Look for other signs that your fitness regimen is working for you, like loss of inches,
clothes fitting better, visible gain of muscle, and of course the attention you are getting
when you run into old friends. Remember, muscle weighs more than fat. Therefore, if
you are working out hard with weights and putting on muscle you may not be losing
weight, but rather replacing some of the fat with muscle, but you are still becoming
healthier.
Your vital signs are your heart rate, blood pressure and respiratory rate. They are
critically important in seriously ill or injured patients. But they are also important in
normal healthy people and can give you a snapshot of your health.
Heart Rate
Your resting heart rate is an excellent way to monitor the state of your health. Your
resting heart rate can be obtained by finding your pulse, measuring how many times it
beats in 15 seconds, and then multiplying by 4. This gives you the number of times your
heart beats in a minute.
The average resting heart rate in a male is approximately 70 beats per minute (bpm). A
better than average heart rate is in the 60s and even better is a resting heart rate in the
50s. A well-conditioned athlete may have a heart rate in the low 50s or even in the 40s.
Another way to measure heart health is by determining your recovery rate or how quickly
your heart rate drops after intense exercise. To determine your recovery heart rate, take
your pulse immediately after intense exercise and then take it again 1 minute later. The
faster your heart rate slows down, the better. Studies have shown that if your heart rate
slows down at a rate of less than 12 beats per minute, you are at a definite increased risk
of death.
Heart rate monitors are an excellent way to monitor your heart rate while working out.
You may want to consider one. There are also pretty accurate heart rate monitor apps
available for smart phones.
Its ridiculously easy to get your heart rate using a smart phone app.
Blood Pressure
Blood pressure is the force exerted upon the walls of the arteries by the circulating blood.
The higher the blood pressure, the harder your heart needs to work to pump the blood
and the harder it is on your arteries. The blood pressure varies during the cardiac cycle.
The measurements usually provided are the maximum blood pressure during the cycle
(systolic) and the lowest pressure during the cycle (diastolic).
The risk of cardiovascular disease increases progressively for values above 115/75. As a
general guideline, make sure your pressure is under 130/85, but the lower the better.
Your blood pressure is measured with a device called a sphygmomanometer. It is best to
have somebody that knows what they are doing check your blood pressure. The machines
found in malls or drug stores are not always accurate. If your blood pressure is normal,
then you should check it at least once every year. If your blood pressure is elevated, you
should see your physician for treatment.
OTHER IMPORTANT NUMBERS YOU SHOULD KNOW
Cholesterol
Cholesterol is an important steroid-like substance that is used to produce hormones and
is important in the structure of cell membranes. The body manufactures most of the
cholesterol that it needs in the liver and intestines and absorbs a smaller percentage
through the foods you eat. High levels of cholesterol in the blood are strongly associated
with atherosclerosis (hardening of the arteries) and heart disease. As a general rule, try
to get your total cholesterol under 180 mg/dl. It is very hard if not impossible to control
your cholesterol levels through your diet since if you eat less, your liver tends to make
more. Therefore, if you have a genetic predisposition to high cholesterol (which many
people do have), you may need medication to control it.
Cholesterol is transported through the blood via substances called lipoproteins. The
lipoproteins you hear the most about are very low-density lipoprotein (VLDL), lowdensity lipoprotein (LDL) and high-density lipoprotein (HDL).
VLDL and LDL carry cholesterol from the liver to cells in your body. HDL carries
cholesterol from cells in your body back to the liver. In general, high levels of LDL are
considered bad and high levels of HDL are considered good. The American Heart
Association recommends that LDL be below 100 mg/dl or less than 70 mg/dl if you are a
person at risk for heart disease.
If that last part read like, blah blah blah cholesterol to you, just remember this: You
will need a blood test that you can obtain at your doctors office to measure your
cholesterol.
HALL PASS:
We have a friend who thinks that being on a cholesterol lowering medication gives him a
pass to eat like crap. This guy thinks sausage is the new black. News flash!! Having low
cholesterol is important, but being overweight and eating unhealthy foods is still bad for
you. Sorry, no hall pass on this one.
C Reactive Protein
Inflammation is the basic way the body reacts to irritants, injury or other harmful
stimuli. If you stub your toe for example, white blood cells and other chemicals rush to
the site of injury to begin repairing and protecting the site of injury. The toe becomes red,
painful and swollen as a result of these inflammatory changes. This type of reaction is
known as an acute inflammatory response and is a part of the bodys natural healing
process.
There is also another type of inflammation known as chronic inflammation. In chronic
inflammation, the bodys immune system is turned on and silently and slowly damages
the body by attacking itself. Smoking, obesity, chronic gum disease and repeated or
prolonged infections can all cause a chronic inflammatory state. It is likely inflammation
has an important role in heart disease, stroke, diabetes, cancer, cognitive decline and all
of the diseases of aging.
In an inflammatory state, the body releases many biochemicals including one known as
C-reactive protein (CRP). In an acute inflammatory response, levels of CRP become
markedly elevated and are easy to measure. However, in chronic inflammation, the levels
are not nearly so high. A test we recommend which will give you an idea of your state of
inflammation is a high sensitivity CRP (hs-CRP). Ideally, you should have 2 tests done 2
weeks apart since your C reactive protein could be elevated from a benign reason such as
a minor injury. Studies have shown that hs-CRP levels correlate with your risk of
cardiovascular disease.
hs-CRP less than 1.0 mg/L = low risk of cardiovascular disease
hs-CRP between 1.0 and 3.0 mg/L = average risk of cardiovascular disease
hs-CRP greater than 3.0 mg/L= high risk of developing cardiovascular disease
If your levels of CRP are high, you will definitely want to adhere to the principles in this
book to help lower your level of chronic inflammation. You may want to start on a statin
type cholesterol-lowering drug even if your cholesterol levels are not elevated as there is
strong evidence that this will prevent much of the damage caused by inflammation.
You can have your doctor draw your CRP.
Glucose and Insulin
When you eat a candy bar or an apple or many other foods, you are eating types of
carbohydrates. Your body breaks all of these carbohydrates down into glucose (blood
sugar), which is the type of sugar that the body uses for fuel. Glucose gets removed from
the blood by a hormone called insulin. Persistent high circulating levels of glucose or
insulin are bad for you. If you have high blood glucose, it means that your pancreas is
either not producing enough insulin (type 1 diabetes) or more commonly that your cells
are not responding to the insulin appropriately (type 2 diabetes). Insulin resistance, a
term you may have heard, refers to this inability of your cells to respond appropriately to
the insulin. Measuring your fasting glucose levels and your fasting insulin levels will tell
you if your insulin is adequately removing glucose from your blood. If not, there are
lifestyle and diet modifications that you will definitely need to make. If these things do
not control the glucose levels, then you may need to take medication to help keep the
glucose levels in your blood under control.
The bottom line - Too much circulating glucose and insulin in the bloodstream is bad for
you, as it results in damage to your organs and your blood vessels. You want to keep
your fasting glucose level between 70-100 mg/dl. Ideally your fasting insulin level
should be less than 10 mIU/ml. Again, these tests will require a blood test from your
doctor. Dont worry all of these things can be done at once, and wont require multiple
visits (or multiple needles!)
Vitamin D
It turns out that many people are deficient in vitamin D. Vitamin D can either be
consumed or made in the skin when the skin is exposed to UV light.
People that do not get much sun exposure or people with darker skin are at increased risk
of deficiency. Many experts believe that levels of vitamin D should be at least 50ng/ml or
greater. If you use this number, approximately 90% of people are deficient in vitamin D.
Therefore, we recommend getting your vitamin D level checked and supplementing with a
vitamin if necessary.
DIET ITS NOT JUST FOR BREAKFAST ANYMORE AND ITS NOT ANOTHER FOUR LETTER WORD
The answer lies in knowing exactly how many calories and what types of macronutrients
you need. This should be based on your body weight, your level of exercise and your
fitness goals (NOT on your blood type, your astrological sign, or whatever Gwyneth
Paltrow is eating).
Diet is an incredibly complicated and controversial subject so much so, that our chapter
on it really took on a life of its own. So to keep this book manageable, weve boiled it
down to just the basics. For more detailed information on our recommended diet plan,
see The GoodDoc BadDoc Guide to Healthy Eating.
Eating/dieting really is about calories in vs. calories out. Whatever you eat is either used
to keep your body functioning or stored for future use. We go into much greater detail on
this in our Healthy Eating book.
For maintenance calories in an active individual, you should aim for 14 16 calories per
pound of body weight. For an average 175-pound man, this would be around 2,600
calories per day. If you need to lose weight, start at 10 - 12 calories per pound of body
weight. Give yourself 2 3 weeks adhering to this. If you are losing weight at roughly 1
2 pounds per week, you are probably right on track. No weight loss and you might have
to adjust down a little bit. Many folks give up too early, so give it some time. We will give
some suggestions on super easy ways to track calories shortly.
Dont forget when you jump into a diet, you may initially see a dramatic drop in the
scale. This is usually due to water weight (particularly if you are decreasing the amount
of sodium or carbohydrates youre consuming). This is the basis of many rapid weight
loss diets but it was not fat that was lost. After this, the weight loss will slow a bit to a
more reasonable one or two pounds a week. To lose a pound, you need to cut 3500
calories from your diet. For a 5-pound weight loss this amounts to 17500 calories. That
is why your goal should be 1 or 2 pounds of real weight loss/week.
Be warned, after you initially lose some weight, you may go for a while without seeing
results and then suddenly * poof * the scale will show a dramatic change. This
frequently has to do with water shifts, but can be frustrating whey you are trying hard but
not seeing results.
People often fail when dieting because they underestimate the amount of food they are
eating, the caloric value of the food, or they dont account for it at all. Studies
consistently show that overweight and obese people underestimate their food intake by
30 to 50%. The handful of M&Ms you snagged from your co-workers desk on the way to
the copier might have 75 100 calories or more. That stuff adds up. Believe us.
even has a bar code scanner so that you can scan foods you like into your food log.
MyFitnessPal is another excellent app that we recommend for tracking.
When you cook at home, we recommend that you weigh your food or measure your food
using measuring cups or spoons. This only takes a few seconds and will give you a much
better idea of what you are eating.
When you eat at restaurants, you will need to estimate roughly what you are eating and
then check for similar foods online or on your tracking app so that you can get fairly
accurate caloric data. Dont worry, after you do this a few times it gets really easy. We
give you some tricks on ways to track your foods on our website
www.GDBD.com/succeed.
The best sources of protein are lean animal meats like turkey, chicken, pork or lean beef;
fish; eggs or egg whites; and low-fat dairy products like Greek yogurt. If you are
vegetarian, soy products like tofu, beans and lentils are amongst the best sources of
protein, but do not contain nearly as much protein as animal based products.
We actually find it can be challenging to get enough protein per day just eating whole
foods. Therefore, we also recommend taking a protein supplement. A protein
supplement can be especially good as an addition to a quick breakfast, can be used to
make great tasting shakes, can be incorporated into various recipes and can also be
convenient pre or post workout.
Protein supplements are derived from a variety of whole foods including milk, eggs, soy
and even foods such as peas, hemp and rice. In general, we recommend a protein
supplement derived from milk. The 2 major proteins in milk are whey (20%) and casein
(80%). The milk based protein supplements are also high in calcium.
Whey is a good pre-workout protein since it is digested rapidly and does not leave you
feeling full. It also mixes very easily. The disadvantage of whey protein is that some
people experience digestive issues such as gas and bloating after eating it. If you have a
problem with this, using a whey protein isolate (a more purified form of the protein) may
help with this problem. If not, make sure your spouse or roommate is understanding
and/or has a bad sense of smell.
Casein is a protein that is more slowly absorbed. Because it is more slowly absorbed it
keeps you feeling full longer which makes it especially good for people who are trying to
lose weight. The main disadvantage of casein protein is that it does not mix as well.
We like best the mixed whey and casein supplements. Watch out for the shysters. All
you need is a basic supplement. Many of the supplements are over- hyped as to their
benefits. Dont believe them. You just want a basic protein supplement. At the end of
the day, its just protein, not jet fuel.
Does this fat make my ass look fat?
Gone are the days (we called them the 80s) when fat was evil. You need fat in your diet!
Rejoice! Does this mean Ben & Jerrys for everyone? Nobut still ok in moderation!
There are 4 basic types of fats:
Monounsaturated Fats
Polyunsaturated Fats
Saturated Fats
Trans fats
Monounsaturated fats are liquids at room temperature, and they are considered a
relatively healthy fat. The best examples are olive oil, canola oil, nuts and avocados. The
people in the Mediterranean consume a fairly high quantity of olive oil, which is probably
partially responsible for their excellent health.
Polyunsaturated fats are liquid at room temperature and are found in nuts, seeds, leafy
greens, krill, fish and algae. They are broken down into two major types of fat omega-3
and omega-6 fatty acids. Both of these types of fats are considered essential fats. In other
words, your body needs them but you cannot make them. Therefore you need to eat
these types of fats. We all get plenty of omega-6 fats in our diets. However, most people
do not get enough omega-3 fatty acids.
The omega-3 fatty acids have been shown to be beneficial to human health in multiple
studies. In fact, it is one of the few topics that we discuss in this section on which there is
very little debate. Suggested benefits include reduced depression, improved blood lipid
A SPOONFUL OF SUGAR
So whats left? Carbs, baby! Subtract the calories from fat and protein, and everything
else you should consume in carbs.
Carbohydrates are sugars or chains of sugar molecules. Their main function is to provide
energy to the body, but excess carbohydrates can be turned to fat.
Carbohydrates can be divided into 4 main types.
Monosaccharides
Disaccharides
Oligosaccharides
Polysaccharides
Monosaccharides and disaccharides are smaller molecules and are also referred to as
sugars. The common monosaccharides are glucose (blood sugar), fructose (fruit sugar)
an d galactose (milk sugar). Common disaccharides are sucrose (glucose + fructose),
which you know as common table sugar, lactose (glucose + galactose) that is found in
dairy products, and maltose (glucose + glucose) found in malt beverages.
Oligosaccharides and polysaccharides are longer chains of sugar molecules.
Polysaccharides are sometimes referred to as starches and can contain 1000s of sugar
molecules strung together. (In the body, these long chains of sugars are called glycogen
which is the way the body stores sugar for breakdown at a later date).
Fiber is another type of polysaccharide that for purposes of nutrition gets divided into
soluble or insoluble. Soluble fibers go into solution in a liquid and insoluble fibers do
not. Common sources of soluble fibers are oats, peas, beans, apples, citrus fruits, carrots,
barley and psyllium. Common sources of insoluble fibers are whole-wheat flour, wheat
bran, nuts and many vegetables. Some fibers are also fermentable which means they
can be fermented into other things like short chain fatty acids, CO2 and methane.
Therefore, they can cause gas. Methane is one of the things that give farts their
wonderful smell! If you have not been eating lots of fiber, increase the amount slowly
which will help to alleviate the gas problem.
In spite of the gas problem, there are many reasons to consume an adequate amount of
fiber. Although fiber is not digested by your body and is passed relatively intact it is still a
very important nutrient.
The role you hear about most often is that it helps with constipation. If your stool is hard
and dry (making you constipated), fiber pulls water into the stool making it softer and
bulkier which helps you to go. If you stools are loose, gooey or sticky, the fiber may help
to solidify the stool.
Fiber is also a great help if you are trying to lose weight. Fiber makes you feel full longer,
decreases calorie absorption from other food that you eat at the same time and helps to
stabilize glucose levels. Fiber has also been shown to decrease cholesterol and likely
helps to prevent colon cancer. Shoot for 30 to 60 gms/day, which you should get by
eating whole grains, fruits and vegetables. Again, this is one of the things that you can
easily track with your smart phone app.
Like protein, carbs weigh in at 4 calories per gram.
There are all kinds of great tasting carbs pasta, cereals, rice, breads and candies are what
we always think of and those are great if you dont overindulge. Keep in mind though
that the calories can add up pretty fast a plate of pasta at an Italian restaurant can have
upwards of 1000 calories!
Therefore, you want to try to emphasize fruits and vegetables in your diet. Go for at least
9 servings of fruits and vegetables/day. Each serving is approximately cup.
Phytochemicals why do I care?
Phytochemicals are biologically active compounds that are found in plants. There are
estimated to be over 10,000 different phytochemicals. The phytochemicals play different
roles, but many are felt to be important in reducing inflammation and others are felt to be
important in various metabolic pathways. Salicin is the chemical from which aspirin is
derived and was extracted originally from the white willow bark tree. Phytochemicals
likely play a strong role in reducing cancer and vascular diseases such as stroke and heart
disease.
Low-fat dairy products like milk and yogurt are also good sources of carbs, in addition to
being good sources of protein.
RECOMMENDED FOODS:
Healthy Fish especially fish like salmon because it is high in the omega 3 fatty acids
that have been shown to be really good for you.
Lean Proteins help maintain muscle and help to keep you feeling full.
Vegetables great low calorie, high fiber food with healthy phytochemicals.
Fruits another great food source that is packed with fiber and phytochemicals.
Green Tea contains a group of phytochemicals known as polyphenols that are felt to
be beneficial in reducing inflammation and promoting health.
Dark Chocolate (greater than 60% cacao) - packed with antioxidants and is believed to
contribute to cardiovascular health. It is high in calories and has saturated fat though so
beware. We usually have 20 or 30 gms/night.
Avocados contain healthy monounsaturated fats, high in fiber and potassium and
have been shown to lower levels of LDL cholesterol and triglycerides.
Olive Oil is high in healthy monounsaturated fats and antioxidants. Go for the extra
virgin type that contains the highest levels of antioxidants.
Nuts are an excellent source of healthy fat, plus they are rich in phytochemicals, fiber
and antioxidants such as vitamin E and selenium. Dont overdo it though. Nuts are
packed with calories.
FOODS TO AVOID (or at least to eat only in limited quantities)
Fried Foods high in unhealthy fats (often trans fats) and high in calories
Foods containing trans fats and hydrogenated fats
Sugary Sodas and Drinks including most fruit juices these drinks are packed with
calories.
Canned Soup too much sodium
Processed Foods and Prepackaged Meals processed foods are frequently high in
sodium and preservatives and the processing of the foods often robs them of their
nutrients and important phytochemicals. Whenever possible eat whole foods to get the
healthiest food. Eating whole foods that you cook yourself doesnt take all that much
more time than eating shit out of a box or can and its a whole lot healthier.
Bigfoot packs in 330! Knock back a few of those while youre watching the game and
youve added a ton of calories.
One or two servings of red wine per day has been linked to better health. Don't overdo it though, as there is a law of
diminishing returns!
While a little alcohol is a good thing, and a little more than that might sound like an
excellent idea sometimes, there is no argument that too much can be detrimental to your
health. In the short term, it can cause impairment in your coordination, judgment and
thinking. While this CAN be amusing when it involves public pantslessness or dance
floor disasters, driving while intoxicated is always the wrong decision.
Plus, we
frequently see injuries and fractures as a result of bar fights and drunken assaults. In the
long term it can lead to addiction, liver disease, pancreatic disease, cardiovascular disease,
neurologic impairment, cancer and other diseases.)
Dr. Don enjoys a cold one after cycling through southern Utah.
counts. Your goal is to have 5 relatively clear urinations per day. Drink a diet coke, low
calorie beverages, coffee or tea or whatever you want. Every magazine article that you
read saying that sodas, etc., dont contribute toward hydration is pure bullshit. Read the
back of a can of coke. First ingredient? Water.
Alcohol does not count in this category though since it is a mild diuretic and will make
you a little dehydrated.
DR. DON recalls being at Scout Camp with his kids several years ago. It was hot and
humid. I remember the Scoutmaster and Camp Directors telling the kids: No soda or
juice. You need to stay hydrated. The message came out over the loudspeakers: HEAT
ALERT. STAY HYDRATED. NO SODA. DRINK ONLY WATER!!! WTF. This was
wrong advice and your goal is to drink enough to have clear urinations. (Sugar free/low
or no calorie beverages preferred).
However, there is one supplement that has been shown to have so many positive benefits,
that almost EVERYBODY should be taking it. If you could take a supplement that helped
reduce inflammation throughout the body, helped reduce heart disease, lower cholesterol
and triglycerides, helped to prevent some kinds of cancer, helped reduce the risk of
depression and gave you healthier skin, WHY WOULD YOU NOT?
You need to be taking fish oil supplements. Fish oil contains the omega-3 fatty acids
eicosapentaenoic acid (EPA), and docosahexaenoic acid (DHA) which are precursors of
the eicosanoids that are known to reduce inflammation throughout the body.
We recommend a dose of between 1.8 to 3 gms/day of the active ingredients EPA and
DHA. You will usually need to look at the back of the bottle to figure out how much EPA
and DPA is within the supplement, since the front of the bottle will list the total amount
of fish oil per dose and not the amount of EPA and DHA.
Fish oil capsules. They may be big, but they're worth the trouble.
FYI if you have issues with the giant fish oil capsules, you can also get it in a liquid
form.
MICRONUTRIENTS
Micronutrients are nutrients required for a range of functions in your body that you
cannot yourself produce. Vitamins and minerals fall under this category. While most
people in developed countries probably get enough vitamins and minerals through the
food they eat, many people do not. Therefore we also recommend a multivitamin every
day as a way to make sure that you are not deficient in the micronutrients.
VITAMIN D
Many people are deficient in vitamin D, and therefore, we recommend that you have your
blood level checked. If you are low in vitamin D, then you need to take a supplement.
MYTHS
Things that get repeated enough, even when wrong, have a way of seeping into the
conventional wisdom of society. Flat Earth ring a bell?
6 meals a day myth There is a common belief that you need to eat frequent
small meals to keep your metabolism revved up. Not true. Your metabolism does
not slow down in a matter of hours. You can eat when you want to eat. It comes
down to the number of calories consumed, not how frequently you eat during the
day.
Protein damages your kidneys Not true.
Eating fat makes you fat. Not true. Eating too many total calories makes you
fat.
If I exercise, I can eat what I want. Exercise does increase the number of
calories you burn, but not nearly as much as most people think. A 30-minute
workout does not equal a cheeseburger.
Late Night Snacks cause weight gain. Nope. Count and track. If you are eating
2100 calories a day, its 9pm and you have 400 left? Eat up.
Diet soda impairs fat metabolism. No link. See above.
If you cross your eyes, theyll get stuck.
YOU CAN DO IT
This may all sound difficult, but it is actually very easy once you start to do it. If you want
to eat healthy but still enjoy eating out and doing normal things, you need to keep track of
what you eat.
A great way to stay motivated is to find a friend or family member to participate in the
plan with you. You can make a wager out of it with your friend. A workout and diet
buddy provides motivation and moral support. Forty-five minutes on the stair climber
goes much faster when youve got someone hanging out with you. And when everyone
else is telling you, oh cmon man, just order the fries, they will be there to say, nah
were both gonna stick with the vegetables instead. You can share ideas and recipes as
well as sharing your success.
For a printable worksheet to help you calculate your calories and macros go to our
website www.GDBD.com/succeed.
A. Calculate your maintenance calories.
14 16 calories/day/ multiplied by your weight (lbs.) to maintain your current
weight
10 12 calories/day/ multiplied by your weight (lbs.) if you want to lose weight.
B. Calculate your protein requirements.
1). Get a rough estimate of your body fat percentage using the YMCA formula:
Male body fat % = (-98.42 + (4.15 * waist circumference in inches) (.082 *
weight in lbs.)/weight in lbs. =
Female body fat % = (-76.76 + (4.15 * waist circumference in inches) (.082 *
weight in lbs.)/weight in lbs. =
2). Lean Body Mass = Multiply your weight by (1 body fat %)
3). Grams of protein to eat/day = Multiply your lean body mass by 1.2 (you can go
slightly higher or lower on this number depending upon your goals as discussed in
the main chapter.)
4). # of calories from protein/day = # of grams of protein/day x 4.
C. Determine Fat Calories
1). Fat calories = Total calories/day multiplied by 0.3
2). # of grams fat to eat/day = Fat calories/9 =
D. To determine carbohydrate intake:
1). Calories from carbs = Total calories calories from protein calories from fat
2). # of grams carbs to eat/day = calories from carbs/4
E. Track to make sure that the number of calories/day that you are actually consuming is
allowing you to meet your goals. If you are on a maintenance diet and you are either
gaining or losing weight, adjust your calories down or up respectively to maintain your
weight. Similarly, if you are trying to lose weight, make sure that the number of calories
you are consuming/day is allowing you to lose weight. You may see a quick drop initially,
but the goal is 1 to 2 pounds/week after that.
F. Recalculate monthly if you are on a weight loss program as the numbers will change as
you lose weight.
G. Track your calories and macronutrients with your smart phone app to see where you
are.
H. The most important things to track are the total calories and the amount of
protein/day. Make sure to track these things and try to come close to your total calorie
and protein requirements. Fats and carbs are less important to track, but it is very easy to
track them as well.
Many studies have shown that too much or too little sleep is detrimental to health and
longevity. Most studies show that sleeping about 7 hours per day is ideal. It is our
recommendation to sleep about 6 to 8 hours per day for ideal health. Naps count.
If you nap, it is best to nap for a period of only 10 to 45 minutes. Otherwise, you are too
groggy when you try to get back up and a longer nap can also interfere with sleeping at
night. If you are feeling tired during the day though, a short nap can help you to feel
better and give you more energy.
Plus, some studies have correlated adequate sleep with increased leptin (a hormone that
suppresses your appetite) and decreased ghrelin (a hormone that makes you hungry).
Occasional problems sleeping are normal and nothing to worry about.
If you suffer from chronic insomnia (trouble falling asleep, staying asleep, or waking up
too early and not being able to fall back asleep) there are some things you can do to try to
help.
First of all, analyze the problem. Why do you think you are having problems sleeping?
Are you stressed? Are you depressed? Do you have poor sleep habits? Are you
overweight? Do you have pain or discomfort at night? Are you on medications that
might interfere with sleep? In other words try to figure out why you are not sleeping. If
you can pinpoint a particular problem perhaps you can fix the issue.
If you have trouble sleeping, we have some recommendations listed below that may help.
If these things do not help, and you continue to have ongoing sleep problems, it may be
advisable to see your physician.
Make sure your room is dark, quiet and cool. Blackout shades, eye masks and
white noise machines can help to block out light and background noise if necessary.
Avoid large meals late in the day.
Avoid caffeine after lunchtime.
Avoid alcohol late in the day. While alcohol can make you feel sleepy, it
interferes with the quality of your sleep.
Do not smoke.
It was a race to the top of the hill. But it was not just any hill. It was an 11-mile long hill
to the top of Mount Figueroa just outside of St. Ynez in the Central California wine
country. It is the same hill that we were told Lance Armstrong had trained on before
some of his big races. It was ridiculously steep in parts. Nothing for the faint of heart.
But we did it. It took standing up on the bike in places pushing as hard as you could
just to get the wheel to turn, but we did it. And it was fun! And the reason we could do it
and it was fun is because we are fit. We work out almost every day. HABIT. Like
brushing your teeth. It is something you need to try to do every day.
YOU NEED TO BE FIT. You will feel better, look better and you will have more fun. It
is part of being healthy, living longer and staying active until you are old. You will have a
lower heart rate, lower blood pressure, lower cholesterol level and decreased
inflammatory cells. Who knows, the girls may even come on to you!
Sadly, as many people age they lose the ability to adequately take care of themselves.
If you are young and healthy, you want to stay healthy and functional. One of the keys is
fitness.
If you are older and not as healthy you can make things better.
Even if you are not in great shape now, you can make things better. Get started today.
Of course, if you are really into a specific sport and want to be really good at it, you need
to train for that sport.
We think the best overall fitness requires:
CARDIO TRAINING to include INTERVAL TRAINING
STRENGTH TRAINING
FLEXIBILITY
BALANCE
Our recommendations for most people are:
30 60 minutes of cardio 3 or 4x/week
depending on your level of fitness the above cardio might include interval
training 1-2x/week
30 60 minutes of strength training 2 or 3x/week.
Stretching is incorporated into the pre and post workout.
Balance is incorporated into the other movements.
We understand it may be difficult to find time to work out this much. Do the best that
you can. Trust us, its worth finding the time.
CARDIO TRAINING
You absolutely need cardio training. The major benefits are better heart health and
longevity. You will feel better and live longer.
You need to tailor it to your ability. If you are overweight or in poor health start slow.
Walk. Obviously if you are young and healthy, you can do much more.
You can double check that you are exercising at an appropriate level of exertion by
monitoring your heart rate. You can check your pulse or use a heart rate monitor.
The traditional formula used to monitor your heart rate is 220 minus your age. However,
this is only a rough estimate and your maximum heart rate could be as much as 20 beats
per minute faster or slower than what the formula tells you. The formulas to calculate
maximum heart rate are only estimates, so you need to keep this in mind. For example, if
you are 40 years old, your maximum heart rate would be approximately 180 and the 70 to
85% zone would be 126 to 153 (plus or minus 20 beats per minute).
There are different levels of cardio:
Light cardio is an exercise that can be performed for a long time at a slow pace
(up to about 65% of your maximum heart rate). It is good for endurance, burning fat,
and overall health and peace of mind. Who doesnt love a walk along the beach, a
hike to a favorite lake or a nice bike ride through the country. We live about 3 miles
from the San Diego zoo and like to walk up there once or twice a month. Dr. Don is
especially fond of this because he loves the soft ice cream at the zoo and uses that as
his reward!! If you are not fit, this is definitely the way to start. It is the kind of
exercise you can keep up for hours at a time.
Moderate cardio is more intense exercise. It is the type of exercise you usually
think about when you think cardio or aerobic exercise. You want to aim for 70 to
85% of your maximum heart rate to see the best benefits. We recommend this range
for most of your cardio. It will make you stronger, faster, more energetic and you
will feel much better. (At least after you are done.) You should aim for 2 or
3x/week.
High intensity cardio takes the intensity up another notch. Its also known as anaerobic
exercise because you deplete the oxygen in your muscles and use non-oxygen dependent
pathways to generate energy. You can only perform this type of exercise in very brief
spurts maybe a few seconds up to 2 minutes max. Its a fantastic way to get into peak
shape. We recommend this type of activity occasionally ideally, one of your weekly
cardio sessions should be high intensity. Sprints or intervals on the stairs are good ways
to get intense in a hurry.
INTERVAL TRAINING
Interval training is a type of cardiovascular workout that mixes bursts of high intensity
work with rest periods.
You often read about High-Intensity Interval Training (HIIT) in the fitness magazines
these days. Unfortunately, a lot of what they offer up as HIIT, doesnt really fit the bill.
True HIIT should be 30 60 seconds of intense exercise (think 75 100% of your
maximum intensity) followed by 30 90 seconds of rest, or of low intensity exercise.
The magazines also tell you what a great calorie burner interval training is but surprise,
its not that simple! Ok if you are only going to do 15 to 20 minutes of cardio, you
might actually burn more calories with intervals. But, as we mentioned above, you have
to do it right with maximum effort. You can get more bang for your buck in a shorter
time period. But, we arent talking about melting away the calories its the difference
in just a handful of calories. Plus, done right, its a hell of a lot harder!
For longer periods of exercise, (45 to 60 minutes) you will actually burn more overall
calories doing steady-state cardio. So why drag your ass up the stairs 10 times? The
benefit of interval training is that helps to increase fat oxidation (i.e. fat burning), its a
good conditioning exercise and it can break up the monotony of your other cardio
sessions. You really have to push yourself to see a true benefit from interval training. If
youre going to half-ass it, stick to half-assing steady-state cardio. Youll see a greater
overall calorie burn.
Many researchers have shown that this type of exercise may be equivalent in
cardiovascular benefit to more prolonged but less strenuous training.
Examples:
5 minute warm up
30 to 60 second interval of high intensity pedaling on the stationary bike, at the
highest level that you can maintain, followed by a 60 second low intensity rest
period, bringing the resistance back down to a more gentle speed (repeated 6 to 10
times)
5 minute cool down
Even more extreme is High Intensity Interval Training (HIIT) that might consist of :
Warm up with stretches and to speed sprints
10 to 20 second all out sprints followed by a walk back to the starting line with a
brief rest. (repeat 5 to 8 times)
Cool down
We love to go down to the San Diego Convention Center and run the stairs about 80
stairs in total. We warm up by vigorously walking or jogging down to the Convention
Center and then run up the stairs as fast as we can, walking down, and repeating about 10
times. FANTASTIC!! Whats really impressive is when we see the firemen come and run
the stairs with their tanks on their backs. Rock on, guys!
We like to use interval training for one of our workouts each week. At a maximum,
intervals should only be done twice a week. Like everything moderation is key! More
isnt better. Its just more.
If you cant get formal workouts in every day, do what you can. It all helps. Start taking
the stairs instead of the elevator. (It always really annoys us when some out-of-shape
slob gets on the elevator and then goes up 1 floor). Dont use the elevator if you only
need to go up a couple of floors. TAKE THE STAIRS. If all you can manage is a Saturday
morning Zumba class, DO IT!! Its a start.
Quit being a lazy ass and looking for the parking spot closest to the door. PARK IT AND
WALK.
GO HEAVY OR GO HOME!
Strength Training!!! The benefit being able to do what you want to do at any age. The
older you get the more you need this. It helps prevent osteoporosis, helps to keep
muscles toned and protects your joints.
Hmmm, maybe younger guys really need this too. How many people do you know, young
people, who have had knee surgery? No guarantees, but it will help. Plus if you really
want to look good RIPPED - you need strength training.
Hit the gym 2 or 3 x/week.
The primary goal of strength training is obviously to get stronger. The benefits are
numerous if done correctly. Stronger bones, stronger ligaments and tendons, healthier
joints, (yes this will help you if you have arthritis), less chance of injury to your
joints/knees/shoulders, etc., better tone, better posture and therefore less back
problems.
Strength training can also mean body sculpting. Can you spot reduce the fat off your abs
or the back of your arms? NO! Can you try and build better deltoids to increase the size
and definition of your shoulders or pecs to increase the size of your chest? Absolutely.
Plus with improved muscle tone you will look way better.
If you look pretty while lifting, you aren't working hard enough.
You need to do it correctly. If you dont have the right form, you arent working the right
muscle and can actually be doing more damage than good. The best way to do this is to
get a good trainer. Somebody who can show you how to do it properly, tailor your
workout and correct your mistakes. You think you know your way around the gym?
Even Phil Mickelson needs a golf coach, so you can probably use a trainer.
unlikely that the hip was the problem her symptoms sounded more like Iliotibial Band
Syndrome (a common complaint) and instead suggested she see a physical therapist.
Voila! After 4 weeks of PT, the pain was gone.
The moral of this story?
Many abnormalities visualized on imaging tests are
asymptomatic and not causing you a problem. Before undertaking radical procedures to
fix musculoskeletal problems like this, you may want to get a second opinion.
GUESS WHAT
You will not be fit in 10 minutes a day. You will not get rock-hard abs while watching
TV. If someone tells you that, they are lying. If you believe that, youre an idiot. You
need to work hard and consistently to get fit, especially early on.
Warm up to loosen up the joints so that you are flexible enough to use proper
technique. Also start with a light set before going heavier.
Cool down stretch the muscles you have been working.
FLEXIBILITY
Flexibility is Dr. Dons least favorite component. Like a lot of guys, he is really tight.
Women are naturally more flexible. We incorporate stretches into our warm-ups and
cool downs. If you have spare time or really have a problem with your flexibility, it might
be worth it to devote a little more time to stretching.
BALANCE
We try to incorporate balance into the flexibility training and weight training.
works on balancing her margarita glass so that she doesnt spill.
Dr. Val
NUTRITION
Peri-workout nutrition (nutritional requirements before, during and after the workout) is
an important topic that we will discuss in our GDBD Guide to Healthy Eating chapter.
POSTURE
Posture may seem out of place in this chapter, but it has more to do with fitness than you
might think. Bad posture isnt just bad manners or laziness. It can reflect a muscle
imbalance.
You hear you should sit up straight, keep your spine aligned and your shoulders back.
Sounds good in theory, but guess what, how often do you see people do it. RARE. It is
because in most people, front muscles are dominant. Our back muscles are weak. If you
want to look better, have better posture and have less chance of developing back pain or if
you need to improve your back pain, you need to strengthen your posterior muscle
bundles. DO IT. You need it. You will feel better, trust us.
At a recent body building competition in LA, we noticed that a lot of the male competitors
in the physique category had phenomenal bodies but horrendous posture. Heads down,
shoulders slumped, rounded backs essentially hiding the pecs and abs! So why bust
your ass in the gym and not really show off the fantastic body that youve built? Stand up
and get noticed!
A WORD OF CAUTION
We sincerely hope that this book lights a fire under your ass to get you out of your La-zboy and into the gym. But understand your limitations.
Recently, while Val was lifting at our gym, someone ran in asking if anyone was a doctor.
A man was unconscious on the leg press. Other members lifted him onto the floor where
she then checked for breathing and a pulse. She started CPR and used the gyms AED
(Automated external defibrillator). To make a long story short he died, likely of a heart
attack. As it turns out, he was a tourist, visiting from Arizona, just stopping to get in a
workout. He was older, around 60, overweight and obviously a smoker. The take home
message from this is NOT hey Im gonna die anyway, so leave me alone, but rather if
you are overweight, older, and/or have other risk factors for cardiovascular disease, be
sure to check with your physician prior to starting ANY exercise program.
What you dont tell the doctor, the doctor doesnt know.
physical, his physician (also a friend of mine) said, well, do you want me to do a prostate
exam? Don said, No, but Val will kill me if you dont. To which the doctor replied,
yeah, and shell kill me too.
Dr. Dons fear of prostate exams is not entirely unfounded. However When he was a
medical student, he was told by the resident to go into the exam room and perform a
comprehensive exam, including a prostate exam. Don gloved up and asked the patient to
assume the position. Man, did he have trouble trying to insert his finger into the guys
anus! The patient was yelling (Don specifically remembers the little hairs getting stuck
on the glove and pulling) but finally, mission accomplished! He went back to the
resident and recounted the story and told him about the difficulty he had. The resident
physician said, You used lube, right? Right???
Age 65 and older:
Visit your doc for:
Height and Weight
Physical exam yearly
BP yearly
Cholesterol every 1 or 2 years
Colon cancer screening
Abdominal aortic aneurysm screening at least once
Prostate screening
Osteoporosis screening with a DEXA exam at least once over age 70
Immunizations:
o Pneumococcal vaccine
o Flu shot yearly
o Tetanus-diphtheria booster every 10 years
o Shingles/herpes zoster vaccine if you have not had one
Eye exam yearly with glaucoma checks
Hearing exam yearly
Dental exams yearly and cleaning at least 2x/year
LALALALA I CANT HEAR YOU
SYMPTOMS AND SIGNS NOT TO IGNORE
Symptoms that may require immediate attention (Go to the ER):
Chest Pain
Shortness of Breath
Weakness, dizziness, vision changes, confusion
Hopefully you have at least one nice sports jacket in your arsenal. If not, invest in one
that you can dress up or dress down with jeans. Spend the extra cash and get someone
who knows what they are doing to tailor it to fit you. You dont want to look like a kid
borrowing his dads jacket, nor do you want to look like you are stuffed into a sausage
casing.
Which brings us to another point. If you have a really nice jacket or suit that youve
been carting around for years because you spent a lot of money on it, turn a critical eye to
it. Does it still fit? Is it still in style? Probably neither. Donate it and come to terms with
the fact that you no longer fit into the suit you bought for medical school interviews (We
meant law school. Or business school. Dr. Don wouldnt be guilty of that, right?)
Lastly, if you are wearing running shoes outside of the gym, think again. If you are doing
something active like playing Frisbee in the park or taking a long walk or hike, you are
forgiven. If you are drinking beers and watching the game, pushing a shopping cart at
Costco or touring Paris by foot, find a more suitable alternative that proves you dont have
your head up your ass. Even a pair of Converse sneakers or slip-on Toms would be a big
improvement. Nothing says suburbia like a guy in dad-jeans with running shoes. Its like
proclaiming to the world that you only have sex once a week. If youre lucky.
If you think this describes you, or worse still, if you DONT think it describes you, but
someone else mightask for some guidance. Swallow your pride and ASK a female friend
or co-worker (or gay guy) to serve as an ad-hoc appearance coach. Preferably, this
individual would represent the age group and demographic profile you are trying to, uh,
penetrate. The reality is, a lot of guys have no clue when it comes to style and appearance
and could probably benefit from a womans perspective.
FACE IT
There is a huge industry based on skin care. Although women are the primary target, you
guys should pay attention too. Use a moisturizer on your face daily, preferably one with
SPF. It will help keep you looking younger longer, not only from the moisture but also by
protecting your skin from harmful UV light that will age you prematurely.
Speaking of the sun, if you really want to look good when you get older, try to avoid the
sun and always use a broad-spectrum sunscreen. While were at it, dont forget your
shades. Its not just a fashion statement. Protect your eyes from the UV rays and prevent
crows feet formation from squinting.
We dont expect any man reading this to go get a facial, although its not a bad idea. But,
DO pay attention to zits and blackheads. We notice them on sales clerks, wait staff and
on plenty of patients, so believe us your date sees it too. We are here to encourage you
to do it, particularly if you are going to be sitting across from us at dinner.
Similarly, a lot of men suffer from folliculitis in their stubble. Pustules (zits) form from
an infection of the hair follicle from normal skin bacteria or more uncommonly a fungus.
You can also have pseudo-folliculitis from ingrown hairs. This can be remedied by using
an electric razor rather than a blade, or by massaging your skin with a warm washcloth
prior to shaving. This usually will go away on its own, but can require antibiotics or
antifungal medications. If you have a persistent problem with any of these things, go see
a dermatologist.
Lastly, exfoliation isnt just for women. Get some facial exfoliator and keep it in the
shower. You dont need to tell anyone. Little bits of dry skin are pretty gnarly. Dr. Val
used to work with a guy who always dressed to the nines, but had dry skin and little flaky
bits all over his forehead. Yuck.
BACK TO BASICS
We shouldnt even have to tell you this, but for Gods sake, brush and floss. We knew a
physician who was so scatterbrained he had to tie his toothbrush to the doorframe so that
he would run into it on his way out the door. Halitosis can make the best looking man or
woman downright unfuckable. It may be as a result of negligent brushing or flossing, but
it might also be due to bacteria growing on the base of your tongue. If you know you have
bad breath and cant seem to cure it with brushing, consider a tongue-scraper. If you
arent sure ASK someone. Youve got a buddy you can ask, right? Even your best friends
girl, or your sister. Your dentist or hygienist can also help you out, and may have other
recommendations.
Speaking of, if you arent seeing your dentist regularly, you need to be. You should have
your teeth cleaned at least 2 times a year. Personally, we hate going to the dentist and can
think of better things on which to spend the money. But dental health (including your
gums, etc) is paramount to the health of the rest of your body. The inflammation from
chromic dental disease or periodontal disease contributes to inflammation that
contributes to heart disease, stroke, and cancer. Additionally, if you have smoldering
dental infections, the bacteria can spread to your heart, your spine or your brain.
Finally, yellow teeth are not cool. There are plenty of good teeth whiteners on the
market. If you need to whiten your teeth see your dentist or use one of the commercially
available products.
ITS GETTING HAIRY
Ok we promised and we will deliver.
Excess hair is a problem. This goes back to looking like you dont care, or worse still,
looking like you arent clean.
The dreaded unibrow. Nobody, and we mean NOBODY rocks this look. Either tweeze or
get it waxed.
Additionally, as you get older, your eyebrows (along with a lot of other hair) will grow to
unfathomable lengths. Think Walter Matthau. They need to be trimmed. One day youre
going to look in the mirror and see your granddad if you dont pay attention to this stuff.
And if your date wakes up next to Walter Matthau, thats going to be a problem.
You need to be conscious of and trim your ear hair (this means inside and along the pinna
which is the big cartilaginous disk part) and your nose hair. Whoever cuts your hair
should trim/shave the hair on the back of your neck and on your ears. If they dont, ask
them to. Nose hair is distracting if someone is talking to you and you have protruding
nose hair, we guarantee they arent thinking about what you are saying. They are looking
at your nose hair. Buy a trimmer. Use it once a month, minimum.
Body hair is controversial. I myself like a guy with some body hair it means virility,
maturity, etc. I dont want to sleep with Justin Bieber. But like anything, you gotta keep
it under control. Groomers are available with variable attachments so that you can
choose your length.
And as for the balls? Yes, shave them. Its not just for the gays. First, shaving your nuts
and trimming your pubic hair and particularly the hair at the base of the shaft makes your
penis look longer. Bonus! Plus, if you get lucky enough to have a wife/GF/hook up who
likes to give you oral, its a complete deal breaker to get down there and find a forest. Its
just like cleaning up your living room before she comes over make it look nice and
smell good, K? Hair traps odor, which wont help your cause. Plus, trying to pick hair out
of the back of your throat doesnt make us want to come back for seconds.
All lightness and frivolity aside, this is a book written to address some really important
topics that we feel dont receive enough attention. One topic that really gets ignored is
safety. There are certain things that seem fraught with risk hang-gliding, chain saws,
diving into the shallow end of the pool. In fact, youd be surprised by the amount of
stupid shit that we see in our jobs on a day-to-day basis. Like the guy who shoved a
rubber ball up his ass. And that wasnt the problem, really. It was that he tried to use a
metal coat hanger to get it out. But there are less inventive ways to get yourself in
trouble.
Dumbshits happen.
In emergency radiology, there are repeat offenders auto and motorcycle accidents, bar
fights, firearms, and anything involving drugs/alcohol and motor vehicles or other things
with moving parts. The inherent danger in these is fairly self-explanatory.
O u r trifecta of things to avoid that you might not think about? Horses, ladders and
ATVs In our practice, we see an astounding number of serious injuries as a result of
ATVs and ladders in particular. ATVs are hazardous because people dont seem to have
an appropriate level of respect for the damage that can be done. They seem safe and
stable because they are on 4 wheels and low to the ground.
Dr. Don once had a patient who was thrown from his ATV. He landed on a sharp stick,
which penetrated his neck exiting out the other side. Luckily for him the stick missed all
of the important arteries and the patient survived.
Its beyond me why people think ATVs are safe for small children. So thinking about
safety also means thinking about the safety of your kids or kids around you. Its not a
teeny little car its a motorized vehicle and a 3 year old shouldnt be riding one.
Ladders on the other hand are so simple and commonplace, people dont think twice
about cleaning the gutters or changing a light bulb. We see loads of spinal injuries and
head injuries with both of these.
Dr. Don was working late one evening just before Christmas. A 40-year-old man had
been on a ladder hanging Christmas lights from the roof. Unfortunately he slipped off the
ladder and hit his head on the cement driveway. He developed a large hemorrhage in his
brain and never recovered.
While injuries involving horses arent as common, horses can be unpredictable even with
the most skilled riders. Look at Christopher Reeve. The results can be devastating.
Our advice stay away from these if you can or at the very least, exercise a modicum of
caution. A dead squirrel in the gutter isnt worth a lifetime in a wheelchair.
doing so, he exposed an opening that was, well, penis-sized. So clearly, he had to see
what it might be like. What he didnt count on, was the increase in blood flow and
increase in size to his penis while, uh, servicing his engine. His dick got stuck in the
engine. He called his brother who drove him to the ER. Under the trench coat he had
both arms carrying the engine block, still firmly affixed to his member. Clever boy!
Avoid confrontation/bar fights. It is absolutely amazing how many people we see every
night we work that were involved in bar fights. Lots of pain and broken bones. You dont
need it. Edward Norton and Brad Pitt bounce back pretty readily, but real people end up
with real damage.
We like active sports. However, you need to make sure to follow proper safety
precautions. When biking, rollerblading or skiing be sure to wear a helmet. If you
participate in an activity be sure to take proper safety precautions.
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