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Multiple Choice Eligibility Questions For Dating Dave

Eligibility Test 2
Candidates Name:

Phone Number

Height:

Date/Time:

Weight:

Results:

PASS/FAIL

Instructions
Read each question carefully then print the letter of your answer next to the question
number.
Submit answers to: Davie.evans@hotmail.co.uk

Part I: Personal Insight.

How many children do you want to have?
a.

b.
B.

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If we got into an argument (because you were wrong), how
1-4
would you settle it?
What
is the
one
about
yourself
that you
would
like
Over 9000!
wantthing
to
an army
with Dave,
onecivilized
that
it will
conquer
Discuss
the You
problems
at breed
hand over
a coffee,
in a calm
manner
in
Dave
to
know?
thetoworld
an effort
seek a amicable resolution.
You were once a man called Steve and had a 12 wang.
By resorting to arm wrestling, if you could beat Dave then you must be
You areright!
an international criminal and are still on the run from Interpol.

C:

Staging
Dance off.
Other:
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b.
a.
c.
A.

D.

You would pack your bags and go on an unexpected journey to find

the ancient Oracle of truth, on your way you would have to defeat many
challenges, kill trolls, battle Orks and kill some Tories. But in the end,
youd realize that Dave was right.

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Multiple Choice Eligibility Questions For Dating Dave

Part II: Social Attitude.

a.
a.
b.
b.
c.
c.
a.
a.
d.
b.
b.
c.
c.
d.
d.
d.

Have any of your previous partners miraculously

disappeared after you broke up? If so, how many?
Have you ever farted in public then blamed someone else?
0
No.
1-2
If a relationship does not work out for you, how do you
Yes, where
I am end
from it?
it is a national sport.
usually
2-4
Would
date the
Dave?
Yes but
Iyou
only
blame
on
to small children or furry animals.
Pick
thepass
head
when
he
sleeps.
100+Axe
Youtohave
mysterious
mounds
in your back garden and pray to the
Yes!!!!
GIVE
HIM
TO
ME!
No
one
Dark
knows
Gods
as
my
of
Chaos
farts
cause
and
chant
holes
in the
for
ozone
the layer.
Blood Gods, a skull
Change identities, house, country andBlood
hair
color.
for
the
Skull
Throne.
Take
this
sacrifice
as
a
token
of my servitude
Yes, I want to have over 9000 babies with him
I make and
a lame
assed
excuse
or
just
ignore
him
because
thats
howthat,
grant me magical powers oh Dark Lords!. Apart from
grown
ups
behave.
Yes, I follow
him
home
every
night
and
stalk
him
every
waking
moment
you are a really swell lass!
of my day!
I reenact the scene from Misery, where Annie breaks Pauls ankles with a
sledge
hammer!
NoBut
I really
mean yes!

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