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Multiple Choice Eligibility Questions For Dating Dave
Multiple Choice Eligibility Questions For Dating Dave
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Results:
PASS/FAIL
Instructions
Read each question carefully then print the letter of your answer next to the question
number.
Submit answers to: Davie.evans@hotmail.co.uk
b.
1-4
c.
Over 9000! You want to breed an army with Dave, one that it will conquer
the world
b.
By resorting to arm wrestling, if you could beat Dave then you must be
right!
C:
D.
What is the one thing about yourself that you would like
Dave to know?
A.
B.
You are an international criminal and are still on the run from Interpol.
Other: Write here:
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b.
1-2
c.
2-4
d.
100+ You have mysterious mounds in your back garden and pray to the
Dark Gods of Chaos and chant Blood for the Blood Gods, a skull
for the Skull Throne. Take this sacrifice as a token of my servitude
and grant me magical powers oh Dark Lords!. Apart from that,
you are a really swell lass!
No.
b.
c.
Yes but I only pass the blame on to small children or furry animals.
d.
b.
c.
I make a lame assed excuse or just ignore him because thats how
grown ups behave.
d.
I reenact the scene from Misery, where Annie breaks Pauls ankles with a
sledge hammer!
b.
c.
Yes, I follow him home every night and stalk him every waking moment
of my day!
d.
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