NOW THE FUN STARTS

5.) Wake up in the morning, go to the bathroom and fill your sink with ice cold
water. Dunk your head in that shit and hold it for 3-5 seconds. Congratulations
on your baptism! From this day forward, you are a born again BAAAAAD MOTHERFUCKE
R! Look yourself in the mirror and with your best Samuel L. Jackson impression,
you say it. "I AM A BAAAAAD MUTHAFUCKA!"
6.) You are going to start a conversation with a MINIMUM of 5 girls today. Stran
gers. Cashiers. If you make em' smile, you win that round. You don't care if you
r ever see them ever again. For all you know, they're at home later that night,
knuckle deep, thinking about that guy that charmed the shit out of them that mor
ning.
7.) Go to work. If you're one of the few doing what you love, all the better. Ev
en if you're not, you know what feels real good? Success. It's easy to get compl
acent in a job and skate by. But that's not you. Not anymore. No, no, no. This B
MF takes obstacles and blows them smitherfuckineens. After the dust settles, you
should have CERN calling you to borrow your cock because the Super-Collider bro
ke again.
8.) Remember that thing you've always wanted to try? Go do it. Was it fun? Did y
ou meet new people? Go do it again.
9.) Make a sandwich. Being the BADDEST MOTHERFUCKER ON THE PLANET sure can work
up an appetite.
10.) Ok. Last thing. This is most important thing you will do today and every da
y for the rest of your life. You ready?
MAKE TODAY YOUR BITCH.
Welcome to the rest of your life you lucky son of a bitch.