Charley Johnson and the Hotdog of enlightenment

Chapter 983:

Charley looked back at the fat, hairy man. He

stared back, scratching his head. They both looked
very confused. Suddenly Charley jumped and
shouted, Look over there! A huge monster is
about to eat your house! The fat man looked
backward, WHERE? WHERE? LET ME AT HIM!
Charley tried to slip away, but fell randomly. The
fat man looked back at him, Were you trying to
get away? Charley thought for a moment, how
dumb was this fat man? I was just looking at
this uh bug. Its very interesting. The fat man
stared back, Oh, okay Can I see? Then the fat
man bent down to look at the ground. Charley
stood up and did a magical ninja karate kick spin
attack move on the fat man. Then he walked away
into the sunset. THE END!