English Slang

abs
n. abdominal muscles. 1. Nice abs. You been working out?

ace
n. best; top-notch; most competent person
ace
v. do extremely well on a test or exam. 1. I aced that exam.
acid
n. lysergic acid diethylamide. 1. Have you ever dropped acid?
acid head
n. user of LSD. 1. He was an acid head in college but hasn't used since.
action
n. excitement; activity in general; share of winnings or booty; sexual activity
adult
adj. sexually explicit
AFAIK
abbr. as far as I know (computers and Web usage). 1. AFAIK, it's not a problem.
AFK
abbr. away from keyboard
a-hole
n. asshole; a very annoying, dumb person (usually used in reference to men)
air ball
n. a throw in basketball that entirely misses the net. 1. Air balls all the time. You can't ever make a
shot.
air boss
n. head of the flight deck on an aircraft carrier. 1. Ask the air boss what to do about it.
air rage
n. passenger on an airplane, who is out of control
airhead
n. dimwit; stupid person (usually said of women). 1. She's a total airhead, can't even spell her
own name.
all-nighter
n. an activity that goes on all night long (e.g.: party, study session, test preparation). 1. She pulled
an all-nighter to finish her term paper.
also-ran
n. somebody or something that performs poorly in a race or other competition. 1. He's just
another also-ran in this election. No chance of winning.
ambo
n. ambulance
Amped-out
adj. fatigue after using amphetamine

angel lust
n. death erection; male cadaver with an erection
angels
n. altitude in thousands of feet
anke biter
n. child; kid
antifreeze
n. liquor, usually strong
apeshit
adj. excited; upset. 1. He's apeshit about his new job.
apple
n. native American person who adopts the lifestyle, attitudes, and such of White people
apples and oranges
idiom. two things that cannot be compared. 1. It's apples and oranges. You can't compare them.
appy
n. appendicitis; appendectomy
armpit
n. an undesirable place or location, often a city or state.. 1. New Jersey was once called the
armpit of America.
Army brat
n. child in a regular Army family
arse
n. ass; rear end; buttocks
as if
exclam. a strong expression of disbelief said in response to something that is false but the
speaker wishes were true. 1. Go on a date with him. As if!
ASL
abbr. age, sex, and location (question posed in chat rooms online)
ass
n. a worthless, descpicable person. 1. You're such an ass; I never want to see you again.
ass
n. a person (used in reference to the entire person). 1. Get your ass in here right now.
ass
n. a woman as a sexual object. 1. I gotta get me some ass.
ass
n. buttocks; rear-end. 1. She's got a great ass.
ass bandit
n. male homosexual
ass is grass
idiom. done in; done for (said as a threat or warning)
ass wipe
n. an annoying person of little or no value
asshole
n. an annoying person of little or no value. 1. Don't be an asshole. Try being nice for once.
asshole
n. the anus; the opening at the rectum
ass-kisser
n. someone who flatters for personal gain; a toady. 1. He is such an ass-kisser, always
complimenting our boss.
ass-licker
n. someone who flatters for personal gain; a toady
ate up
adj. clueless; stupid; incompetent; messed up
atomic wedgie
n. the act of pulling the underwear of a boy up from behind so that it creates discomfort around
the genitals in a particularly harsh manner
aural sex
n. phone sex
Aussie
n. Australian person
awesome
adj. great; excellent
ax
n. saxophone; other horn or similar instrument
======
baby catcher
n. obstetrician
back in the day
idiom. a long time ago when style, fashion, and taste were different
back of beyond
n. remote, isolated area (often far from even a small town)
backassed
adj. backward; poorly arranged or structured; awkward. 1. That was a backassed solution to the
problem.
back-ender
n. automobile collision in which one car strikes the back or another
backer
n. investor; financial supporter
bad
adj. intense; powerful; suitable; excellent
bad girl
n. woman who behaves dangerously or irresponsibly by normal social standards
bad guy
n. man blamed or held responsible for something
bad rap
n. a false criminal accusation or conviction. 1. He's got a bad rap as a drug dealer, but it's not
true.
bad rap
n. a poor reputation, usually not deserved. 1. She's got a bad rap as a bitch, but she's actually
nice.
bag
v. capture; seize; arrest. 1. The cops bagged another pimp last night.
bag
n. an ugly, usually older woman
bag
v. use a bag breathing apparatus to get air into someone's lungs (standard phrase in medicine)
bag
n. condom
bag man
n. person who transports money; a person who supplies narcotics or other drugs, a pusher
bail
v. abandon; depart; leave. 1. I bailed on my calculus class because I was tired.
BAK
abbr. back at keyboard
baldie
n. bald man (used as a nickname at times)
ball
n. a good time; great fun (at a party, etc.). 1. We had a ball at that party last night.
ball
n. testicle
ball
v. have sexual intercourse with someone
ball of wax
n. whole situation; all factors, elements, or aspects of something
ballpark figure
n. estimate; approximate figure
balls
exclam. Indicates disbelief or rejection. 1. Oh balls! I can't believe I lost my wallet.
balls
n. courage; guts; daring-do (usually used to describe men)
balls
n. testicles
ballsy
adj. aggressive. 1. Don't be so ballsy. People don't like it.
ballsy
adj. daring; courageous. 1. That was a ballsy maneuver. I'm surprised you tried it.
bamboozle
v. deceive or confuse someone
banana
n. Asian person who adopts the lifestyle, attitudes, and such of White people
bandit
n. hostile aircraft
bang
n. a thrill; something exciting
bang
n. the act of sexual intercourse
bang
v. to have sexual intercourse
bang for the buck
idiom. value or return for money used
banger
n. sausage. 1. Want some bangers with that?
barbie
n. barbeque grill; grill. 1. Let's fire up the barbie and grill some burgers.
barf
n. vomit; vomitus. 1. Damn, there's barf in the bathroom again. Who's responsible?
barf
v. vomit
barfly
n. person who spends a lot of time at one bar drinking
barista
n. espresso bartender
barkeep
n. bartender. 1. Barkeep! Two beers here.
bashing
n. critiziing; slandering; defaming (used after the object of the crticism in a combined form). 1.
Japan-bashing; China-bashing.
baster baby
n. baby resulting from artificial insemination
battle rattle
n. combat gear, esp. Kevlar helmets and flak jackets
bazillion
n. a vast, enormous, or indefinite amount. 1. I've got like a bazillion things to do.
bazongas
n. breasts (on a woman)
bazoo
n. mouth. 1. Shut your bazoo right now.
B-ball
n. baseball or basketball. 1. How about some b-ball later?
BC
abbr. birth control
BCD
abbr. bad conduct discharge
BCGs
abbr. birth control glasses, i.e. military glasses that repel women because they are very ugly
BCGs
n. birth-control glasses (so called because they were deemed so ugly that women would be
scared off)
be a snap
v. be easy; be straight-forward; be simple. 1. No problem, it's a snap.
be all over
v. be done; be finished; be completely finished. 1. t's all over now.
be all over (something)
v. like (something); be fascinated by; be obsessed by. 1. He really likes her, he's all over her.
be all that
idiom. be the best; be the top
be bummed about
v. be depressed. 1. I'm so bummed that I ddin't get a raise.
be buzzed
v. be intoxicated, tipsy, or under the influence (usually mild) of alcohol
be down with that

idiom. agree; think similarly. 1. I'm down with that. You'll get no argument from me.
be fucked
v. find oneself in a desparate or difficult situation. 1. We're so fucked.
be on the rag
v. be menstruating; be having one's period. 1. She's on the rag, so sex was out of th question.
be out of here
v. be departing or leaving right now; be thrown out of a game or party. 1. I'm out of here. No point
in staying.
be shitting bricks
v. be extremely frightened or nervous. 1. I was shitting bricks before the exam.
Beamer
n. BMW automobile
bean
v. his someone on the head (often with a ball). 1. The batter got beaned by the pitcher.
bean
n. the head
Bean Town
n. Boston
bean-counter
n. accountant; statistician; someone who meticulously keeps track of numbers. 1. The bean
counters have decided we need to cut costs.
beans
n. nonsense. 1. Oh, beans.
beans
n. nothing. 1. You don't know beans about this
bearded clam
n. female genitals
beast with two backs
n. sexual intercourse between two people
beat
adj. exhausted, very tired; worn out. 1. I'm beat, it's been a long day.
beat (one's) meat
v. masturbate (men only)
beat off
v. waste time or energy; do little or nothing
beat off
beat the shit out of (someone)

v. physically attack and abuse someone. 1. He beat the shit out of his brother when he found out
his brother broke his iPod.
beautiful
adj. excellent; very pleasing; great
beauty spot
n. female genitals
beaver
n. female genitals
bed-hop
v. have sexual relations with many people; sleep around
beef
n. agrument; disagreement. 1. I've got a beef with him about the rent.
beef
n. objection; problem. 1. What's your beef today?
beefcake
n. a man with an apppealing physique. 1. He's quite the beefcake.
beemer
n. BMW automobile. 1. Nice beamer, how'd you afford it?
been around (the block)
v. experienced (often sexually). 1. She's been around the block and knows what she's doing in
bed.
beer
v. drink beer. 1. Beer me.
beerbong
n. a can of beer, usually large, set up to be drunk in one go
bells and whistles
n. appealing, non-essential features
belly landing
n. aircraft landing without use of wheels
belly ride
n. sexual intercourse between two people
bellyaching
n. act of complaining, griping, or criticizing something or somebody
bench
v. remove a player from a game (usually basketball, football, or baseball). 1. He got benched after
four missed throws.
bench warmer
n. a player who remains on the bench, usually due to lack of skill. 1. He was a bench warmer and
never played in a single game.
bent
adj. angry; upset
bent
adj. crooked; dishonest. 1. Don't trust him. He's bent.
best bud
n. a close friend
BFD
abbr. big fucking deal (i.e.: it's not important, significant, or interesting at all)
bi
adj. bisexual
bi
n. bisexual person. 1. Is he bi or just gay?
biatch
n. woman (from "bitch")
Big Apple
n. New York City
Big Blue
n. International Business Machines (IBM). 1. Big Blue got downgraded last week.
big cheese
n. boss; powerful person in an organization. 1. Uh-oh, the big cheese is here. We're in trouble
now.
big chicken dinner
n. jocular for bad conduct discharge
big gun
n. a powerful or important person. 1. This isn't working. It's time to bring in the big guns.
big Kahuna
n. leader; head of a group; powerful person in an organization. 1. Who's the big Kahuna around
here?
big mouth
n. a person who speaks loudly or says too much (often revealing secrets). 1. She is such a big
mouth and can't keep anything to herself.
big stink
n. a scandal; a major issue. 1. Don't make a big stink out of such a small problem.
biggie
n. someone or something of significance or importance
biker
n. a person who rides motorcycles
bikini stuffers
n. breasts (on a woman)
bimbo
n. sexually loose or promiscuous woman
bin
v. dispose of; throw out; throw away. 1. Just bin it, I don't want it anymore.
bingo
n. minimum amount of fuel needed to safely return to base. 1. Bingo fuel. We're heading back,
now.
bio
n. biology (class or subject in school). 1. Bio is all right because we get to dissect
tuff.
bird
n. odd, eccentric person (anachronistic)
bird
n. woman; female
bird
n. aircraft; airplane
bird colonel
n. full colonel, as opposed to a lieutenant colonel, which is one rank lower (in the U.S. Army)
bird-dog
v. monitor someone
bird-dog
v. steal another man's girlfriend
birdseed
n. a minute amount of money. 1. I'm getting paid birdseed for all my hard work.
bit bucket
n. imagined site where lost computer data ends up
bitch
n. a woman. 1. Get your bitch out of my face.
bitch
n. complaint; gripe. 1. What's your bitch now?
bitch
n. frustrating, annoying activity. 1. This job's a bitch.
bitch
v. complain; gripe. 1. It's always bitch, bitch, bitch with you.
bitch
n. unpleasant, rude, or irritating woman. 1. She is such a bitch, always whining and insulting my
friends.
bitch out
v. complain; gripe
bitch session
n. casual meeting during which people complain, gripe, or air grievances. 1. Today's meeting was
really just a bitch session.
bitch tits
n. growth of breasts on a man; gynecomastia (n.b.: usually caused by steroid abuse)
bitchy
adj. moody; rude; spiteful (usually used to describe women). 1. She's really bitchy today.
bite
n. snack; small meal
black diamond
n. first sergeant (named for the black diamond in the rank insignia in the U.S. Army)
black eye
n. espresso with brewed coffee mixed in
blade
n. knife, usually a larger, shiny one
bleed like a stuck pig
v. bleed profusely
blimey
exclam. wow; oh (used to express surprise or excitement)
bling
n. diamonds or other equally shiny, glittering jewelry. 1. Nice bling. How much did it all cost?
blissed (out)
adj. drunk from alcohol or high on drugs
blissed (out)
adj. emotionally very pleased, happy, or content
blitz
n. devastating assault
blitz
v. attack someone or something successfully
blotto
adj. very drunk; highly intoxicated on alcohol
blow
n. setback; hurdle; attack; v. leave someplace in a rush; v. ruin or destroy something, often an
opportunity; v. waste time or money; spend money frivolously; n. cocaine;v. inhale cocaine; v.
perform oral sex (usually a woman blowing a man). 1. That was a blow to our plans to go on
vacation.
blow (one's cool)

v. become angry or upset. 1. He blew his cool when he saw his ex-girlfriend out with a new guy.
blow (one's top (off))
v. become angry or upset
blow (someone) off
v. ignore or neglect someone; reject or abandon someone. 1. She's totalling blowing me off.
blow a fuse
v. become angry or upset. 1. He blew a fuse when he found out he lost his job.
blow a gasket
v. become angry or upset. 1. She blew a gasket when she heard her house was robbed.
blow it out your ear
v. go away; no way (expression of disbelief). 1. Blow it out your ear! No one cares.
blow job
n. oral sex given to a penis
blow off
v. waste time. 1. I blew off the evening playing with my Wii.
blow smoke
v. con; deceive; swindle; cheat
blow smoke
v. say something so as to avoid telling the truth. 1. Stop blowing smoke and say something
useful.
blown away
adj. very impressed; overwhelmed; awed
BLT
abbr. bacon, lettuce, and tomato sandwich
blue balls
n. used to describe the tenderness in the testicles after substantial sexual activity
blue plate special
n. daily special meal offered at a low price (usually in diners). 1. Would you like to hear about our
blue plate special?
blue steeler
n. strong erection
boat
n. very large car (e.g.: Oldsmobile). 1. Those boats use too much gas.
boat
n. very large shoe. 1. Nice boats. You look like a clown.
bod
n. body; physique (especially an appealing one). 1. Look at that bod.
boff
v. strike or punch someone. 1. I got boffed on the head at the bar yesterday.
boff
v. have sexual intercourse with someone. 1. He boffed her last night again.
boff
v. have sexual relations with
boffo
n. a successful movie, play, or other performance
bogon
n. person who is fake or says absurd things
bogosity
n. something that is bogus; quality of bogus-ness
bogus
adj. fake; false. 1. No more bogus excuses. Just tell me the truth.
boink
v. have sexual intercourse with someone
boku
adj. a lot; many (from the French beaucoup)
bolo
n. solider who fails rifle qualification
bolo
v. fail a qualification or test
bomb
n. a terrible performance or show. 1. That movie was a total bomb.
bomb, the
n. something fantastic or wonderful. 1. Your party was the bomb.
bombed
adj. very drunk; highly intoxicated on alcohol. 1. He got bombed at the bar last night.
bone
n. trombone (used by musicians). 1. Play that bone for all your worth.
bone up
v. study; learn quickly or intensively. 1. Gotta bone up for the quiz next week.
bonehead
n. dumb, stubborn person. 1. He's a total bonehead. Can't even get his work done.
boneheaded
adj. dumb, stubborn. 1. That was a boneheaded move. It will never work.
boner
n. erection
bones
n. dice. 1. Roll 'dem bones.
bones
n. physician (nickname made famous by Dr. McCoy in Star Trek)
boneyard
n. junkyard for vehicles. 1. I found a fender for my car in the boneyard.
bong
n. pipe used to smoke marijuana
bonk
v. to have sexual intercourse
bonkers
adj. crazy; nuts; insane. 1. Don't mind him, he's just plain bonkers.
boob
n. woman's breast (usually used in the plural). 1. Check out her boobs. They're enormous.
boo-boo
n. error; mistake
boo-boo
n. minor injury; cut; bruise; scrape (usually said by and to small children). 1. Did you get a booboo on the playground?
boody
n. buttocks (usually applies to a woman's buttocks)
booger
n. piece of snot (nasal mucous). 1. You've got a booger on your shirt.
boogie
n. type of dance to rock music
boogie
v. dance in a particular style
boogie
v. leave; go; depart. 1. Time to boogie.
book
v. charge a person with a crime. 1. We got our man, let's book him.
book
v. leave; go; depart. 1. Gotta book, I'm meeting some friends soon.
boom box
n. a large, portable stereo system. 1. Turn that damned boom box down.
boondocks
n. remote, isolated area (often a village or town)
boondoggle
n. government activity that wastes taxes
boonies
n. remote, isolated area (often a village or town; abbreviated form of boondocks)
boost
v. shoplift; steal from a store. 1. I boosted these from the drugstore.
bootie
booty
booty call
n. state of sexual arousal
booze
n. alcoholic beverage of any sort. 1. Gimme some booze, now.
bop
v. strike or punch someone or something
bop
n. kind of jazz music from the 1940s
boppers
n. amyl nitrite
boss
bought it
idiom. be killed. 1. He bought it when we raided that house.
bought the farm
idiom. be killed. 1. He almost bought the farm on that last patrol.
bounce
n. energy; verve
bounce
v. have a check fail to clear payment due to lack of funds. 1. My checked bounced because I
forgot to put money into my account.
bounce
v. leave; go; depart. 1. It's late, time to bounce
bounce
v. throw someone out (usually from a bar or similar establishment)
bounceback
n. patient who repeatedly returns to the hospital
bouncer
n. an individual who throws out patrons, usually unruly ones, from a bar of similar establishment
bouncer
n. person in a club or bar who maintains order
bow to the porcelain altar
v. vomit; throw up (n.b.: the porcelain alter refers to a toilet bowl)
box
n. a large, portable stereo system
box
n. computer; desktop computer. 1. How many boxes do we have in storage now? Do any work?
boxed in
adj. having few choices or possibilities; having few options
bracelets
n. handcuffs. 1. The cop slapped bracelets on the drunk driver.
brain bucket
n. helmet for when riding a bicycle or motorcycle
brainiac
n. very smart student. 1. She's such a brainiac, always getting straight A's.
brass
n. colonels and generals (in the U.S. Army)
BRB
abbr. be right back
bread
n. money; cash. 1. I'm broke, no bread left.
break
n. opportunity; change. 1. What a lucky break, I get to go to Thailand.
break a leg
exclam. good luck; hope all goes well (from theatrical slang, where "good luck" is a jinx)
brew
n. coffee; beer
brewsky
n. beer; a (bottle, can, glass) of beer
Brickyard
n. Indianapolis racetrack (home of the Indy 500)
broad
n. woman. 1. Who's the new broad behind the bar?
brown bag
v. bring lunch in a brown paper bag
brownout
n. a reduced level of electrical power. 1. Another brownout? Now I can barely see anything.
BTDT
abbr. been there, done that
buck
n. one dollar. 1. That costs two bucks.
buck
v. go against; resist; make a difference choice. 1. Don't buck the trend, you'll look silly.
buck sergeant
n. sergeant (E-5, in the U.S. Army)
bucket of bolts
n. machine that functions poorly or is in a state of disrepar. 1. This damned bucket of bolts won't
even start half the time.
bucko
n. friend; buddy
bud
n. beer;, esp. Budweiser beer
buff
n. enthusiast; fan; avid practitioner. 1. She's such a movie buff.
buff
v. prepare a patient and details of care so discharge or transfer to another service will go
smoothly. 1. Just buff the patient's chart and get him out of here already.
bug juice
n. fruit drink (not carbonated)
bug off
v. go away; get out
bug out
v. leave or depart rapidly. 1. Enemy's coming, time to bug out.
bugger
exclam. damn; darn; drat (used to express frustration or annoyance). 1. Bugger it. I can't take this
anymore.
bugger
n. contemplible, unappealing person
bugger
v. cause serious trouble or harm to somebody
bugger
v. have anal intercourse with
bugger about
v. behave carelessly or dumbly. 1. Stop buggering about and get to work.

bugger around
v. behave carelessly or dumbly
bugger it
idiom. oh no; oh dear; uh-ho (a strong expression of surprise or frustration). 1. Bugger it! I lost
again.
bugger off
v. go away; leave; get out of here
bugger off
v. imp. go away; shove off. 1. Bugger off. Just go away.
bugly
adj. ugly (from butt and ugly)
built
adj. muscular; strong in appearance; curvaceous
built like a brick shithouse
adj. muscular; strong in appearance; curvaceous (said of women)
bull
n. nonsense (short and less offensive form of bullshit). 1. That's complete bull. I don't believe a
word of it.
bullshit
exclam. a strong way to reject or challenge someone else's statement or claim. 1. Bullshit! That
can't be true.
bullshit
n. nonsense; rubbish; foolish talk or ideas. 1. That's such bullshit, I don't believe any of it.
bullshit artist
n. an expect liar; someone good at lying or exaggeration
bullshitter
n. an expect liar; someone good at lying or exaggeration
bum (someone) out
v. discourage or depress someone
bum (something) off
v. ask or beg something (usually small or minor)
bummed
adj. depressed; discouraged; down. 1. I'm just totally bummed today; nothing to do, nowhere go
to.
bummed out
adj. depressed; discouraged; down
bummer
adj. unpleasant; unappealing; disappointing
bummer
n. something or someone unappealing or unpleasant. 1. Major bummer, losing your job like that.
bump
v. remove a passenger with a confirmed reservation as a result of the flight being overbooked. 1. I
got bumped from my flight and am stuck here for two hours.
bumpee
n. person who has been removed from a commercial flight due to overbooking
bun in the oven
idiom. pregnant. 1. She's got another bun in the over, you know.
bunk
n. bunk bed
buns
n. buttocks. 1. Nice buns on that chick. She must work out.
burbs
n. suburbs. 1. You're living out in the burbs now?
burger
n. hamburger. 1. Gimme a burger, no fries.
burger joint
n. place that specializes in hamburgers
burn
v. rob or cheat someone (often used in the passive). 1. I got burned at the pawn shop when I
bought this thing.
burn rubber
v. accelerate a car so that the tires produce smoke and a squealing noise
bushed
adj. tired; exhausted. 1. It's been a long day, and I'm bushed.
bust
n. failure; poor performance. 1. It's a bust. Complete failure.
bust
n. police raid (on a criminal hideout, drug lab, etc.)
bust (one's) ass
v. work very hard; struggle. 1. I don't want to bust my ass here anymore.
bust one's balls
v. work very hard; make an extreme effort. 1. He busted his balls to get that paper done on time.
butch
adj. masculine in appearance and behavior (usually used for lesbians)
butt
n. a cigarette
butt
n. buttocks (shortened form)
butt
n. the filter/end of a cigarette
butt naked
n. completely nude
butter bar
n. second lieutenant (named for the appearance of the insignia in the U.S. Army) or the rank
insignia itself
butthead
n. obnoxious, dumb person
butthole
n. anus
buy
v. approve; accept; believe
buy it
v. die. 1. He bought it during night patrol.
buy the farm
v. die. 1. He bought the farm during that last raid.
buzz
n. a telephone call. 1. I'll give you a buzz later. What's your cell number?
buzz
v. contact someone using an intercom or similar device
buzz
v. fly an aircraft very low over an area. 1. The fighter jets buzzed the enemy camp.
buzz-kill
n. a wet blanket; someone or something that ends fun or good mood
=====
caf noir
n. black coffee
cake hole
n. mouth. 1. Shut your cake hole or I'll smack you.
cakewalk
n. something simple, easy, or straight-forward. 1. Total cakewalk, that test.
calc
n. calculus (class or subject in school). 1. My calc teacher makes it easier than I thought it'd be.
call
n. a prediction. 1. Good call. That's what actually happened.
call (someone) out

v. challenge someone to a fight or contest
call shotgun
v. claim the seat next to the driver in a car
can
n. buttocks
can
n. jail; prison
can
n. toilet. 1. Gotta go to the can. I really need to pee.
can
v. fire; terminate someone's employment. 1. He got canned for blogging too much at work.
can of worms
idiom. difficult situation; problem; mess
candy-ass
n. timid person; coward
candy-assed
adj. coward(ly); timid; frightened
cannon cocker
n. solider whose specialty is artillery
cap
v. kill; murder. 1. Shut up or I'll cap you.
capish
v. understand (usually as a question). 1. This is what you gotta do, capish?
carb
n. carburetor. 1. How many horses in this carb?
carbs
n. carbohydrates. 1. Too many carbs are bad, or so some people say.
card
n. amusing, strange person. 1. He's quite a card, always making jokes and doing odd things.
card
v. check someone's identification for age. 1. I got carded when I tried to buy beer.
cash cow
n. good source of income
cat
n. guy; fellow; dude (rarely used)
catch some rays
v. sunbathe; get a tan. 1. Gotta catch some rays, otherwise I'll look totally pale.
catch some Z's

v. sleep; take a nap
catch you later
v. good-bye for now; see you soon
catshot
n. aircraft takeoff from a carrier using a catapult
CBNC
abbr. close but not cigar
chap
n. fellow; guy
chaser
n. strong liquor drunk quickly after a weak drink such as beer
check
inter. okay; yes; right
check that
v. ignore that; cancel that (last remark or item)
cheeky
adj. irreverent; impudent
cheese
v. smile (when asked with the word as someone takes a picture). 1. Say cheese for the camera.
cheesed off
adj. upset; disgusted; angry
cheesehead
n. person from the state of Wisconsin
cheesehead
n. person who does stupid things
cheesy
adj. tacky; cheap; smarmy. 1. What a cheesy sweater, it looks horrid.
chem
n. chemistry (class or subject in school). 1. Chem was my worst science in high school.
cherry
n. hymen (by extension, a female virgin)
cherry
n. novice; newbie; inexperienced person
cherry
n. new recruit (in the U.S. Army)
chew someone's ass out
v. criticize or scold someone
chicken
n. coward. 1. Don't be chicken, just give it a try.
chicken
n. game in which two drivers drive toward each other head-on and the first driver to veer off is the
loser (hence chicken, as in coward)
chicken out
v. avoid something due to fear. 1. He chickened out at the last minute and didn't take the bet.
chicken shit
adj. fearful; cowardly
chicken shit
n. almost nothing; worthless
chief
n. form of address (to a friend or other familiar person; not often used). 1. Hey, chief, what's
doing?
chief
n. unofficial form of address for any Warrant Officer (CW-2 to CW-5 in the U.S. Army)
chill
v. relax; calm down. 1. Chill. It's no big deal.
chill out
v. relax; calm down. 1. Time to chill out. I've been working all day.
chink
n. Chinese; Chinese person
chintzy
adj. shoddy; cheap; stingy; miserly
chips and salsa
n. computer hardware and software
chivvy
v. repeatedly tell somebody to do something
chivy
v. repeatedly tell somebody to do something
chocoholic
n. person who loves chocolate in any form
choke
v. panic (usually before an exam). 1. I totally choked on the calc test last week.
chop shop
n. place where stolen cars are cut apart, the resulting parts sold individually
chopper
n. motorcyle
chotchke
n. small item; trinket
chow
idiom. good-bye (from Italian). 1. I'm off now, chow.
chow
n. food; meal
chow
n. food; meal; breakfast, lunch, or dinner
chow down
v. eat; consume food and drink
chown down
v. eat; have a meal
chrome dome
n. bald person (usually male)
chubby
adj. slightly overweight; rotund
chuck
v. dump; reject; break up with somebody
chuck
v. throw away something; discard. 1. I never use this, so just chuck it.
chugalug
v. drink quickly without gulping
chute
n. straighaway portion of a racetrack
ciao
idiom. good-bye (from Italian). 1. I'm off now, ciao.
circle the drain
v. be moribund; be in the process of dying or failing
circle-jerk
n. a group of men masturbating together
circling the drain
adj. expected to die shortly. 1. He's circling the drain and won't last much longer.
City of Brotherly Love
n. Philadelphia
civvies
n. civilian clothing
clamshell
n. luggage container that is put on a car's roof (it opens like a clam does)
clap
n. gonorrhea
class-A uniform
n. class-A dress uniform
class-As
n. class-A dress uniform
click
n. kilometer
clincher
n. the last step; the final straw
clip
n. high speed; fast
clip
n. short video or audio segment
clit
n. clitoris
clod
n. oaf; stupid person
close but no cigar
idiom. unsuccessful; almost but not quite good enough
clunder
n. old car in poor condition
clunk
n. the sound of something hitting or striking something else
clunker
n. used, worn-down machine (incl. computers, cars, appliances)
cluster fuck
n. totally screwed up situation or circumstances
cluster fuck
n. group rape
clutch up
v. become nervous, tense, or anxious
CO
n. commanding officer
cock
n. the penis
cock tease
n. a woman who makes sexual advances but does not follow through
cock up
v. screw up; make a mistake; goof
cock-eyed
adj. screwy; nutty; insane; crazy; impractical
cock-sucker
n. worthless, unappealing person (usually said of a man)
code
v. go into cardiac arrest and require resuscitation
code warrior
n. person who writes software code
coin
n. money; cash. 1. You can make some serious coin by working here.
cojones
n. testicles; guts (from Spanish)
coke
n. cocaine
cold
adj. dead. 1. He's cold. No need to shoot him again.
cold
adv. suddendly and completely. 1. He stopped cold when he saw the dead body.
cold fish
n. unresponsive, uninteresting person (often with sexual undertones). 1. She's such a cold fish,
no guy would want to date her.
collar
n. arresting of someone. 1. Any new collars last night, officer?
collar
v. arrest someone. 1. The cops collared two pros over there yesterday.
come
n. semen
come
v. experience orgasm
come and get it
n. dinner is ready; dinner is on the table. 1. Come and get it. Dinner's ready.
come back to haunt (someone)
v. result in undesirable effects eventually
come down
n. disappointment; letdown
come down
v. happen; occur; take place
come home to haunt (someone)
v. result in undesirable effects eventually
come off it
exclam. behave nicely or pleasantly. 1. Oh, come of it, no one believes you
come on
n. an invitation (often duplicitous or sexual). 1. What a come on! I don't believe any of it.
come on to
v. approach someone with sexual or romantic intentions
come out of the closet
v. reveal publicly that one is homosexual
come up for air
v. pause; take a break; rest
comfort food
n. food that calms one down or reminds one of pleasant times
commo
n. communications, especially radio
comp
v. give someone something for free
con
n. convict
con
v. deceive; cheat; swindle. 1. Don't try to con me, I know you're lying.
con artist
n. swindler; someone who deceives people out of money
con man
conehead
n. oaf; fool; stupid person
conk
v. go to sleep; fall asleep
cook
v. mix heroin with water
cool
cool
adj. relaxed; at ease; unrufffled
cool down
v. calm down; relax
cool it
exclam. calm down; relax; take it easy; stop it
cool off
v. calm down; relax
cooler
n. jail; prison
cooler
n. drink made of wine, fruit juice, and soda water
cop
n. police officer. 1. The cops around here are actually very nice and helpful.
cop
v. take something; grab something; steal something. 1. He copped a feel as she walked by.
cop a plea
v. plead guilty to a lesser charge when in court. 1. The prostitute copped a plea and got probation.
cop an attitude
v. be oppositional or defiant. 1. Don't cop an attitude with me, it won't work.
cop out
v. plead guilty to a lesser charge when in court
cop out
v. quit; give up; abandon
copper
n. police officer
couch potato
n. lazy person who watches television, movies, or plays video games
cough it up
v. give something (usually money and usually unwillingly)
cow chips
n. dried cow feces
cowboy
n. independent, risk-taking man
coyote ugly
adj. very ugly
cozy up to
v. become very close to someone in order to get something
crab
n. louse; lice (usually used in the plural)
crack
n. an attempt; a try; a go. 1. Let me have a crack at it.
crack
n. break down; fail
crack
n. joke; bad joke
crack
v. break into (a safe or strong box, for example). 1. He cracked that safe in three minutes.
crack
n. the line between each side of the buttocks
crack (somebody) up
v. make somebody laugh
crack a book
v. study; open a textbook to study
crack gallery
n. place where crack is bought and sold
crackers
adj. mentally unstable; nuts; crazy
cram
v. study at the last minute for a test
cram it
exclam. be quiet; shut up. 1. Oh, cram it. No one wants to hear about it anymore.
crank call
n. telephone call made to harrass or anger someone
crap
v. defacate; move one's bowls
crap
n. dung; feces; shit. 1. Damn, there's bird crap on my car again.
crap
n. nonsense; rubbish; foolish talk or ideas
crap
n. worthless junk
crap out
v. avoid something due to fear
crap-house
n. outhouse; outdoor toilet

crap-list
n. list of worthless or troublesome people
crapper
n. toilet
crapper
n. latrine; bathroom
crappuccino
n. low-quality, highi-priced cappuccino
crappy
adj. lousy; poor quality; undesirable
crash
n. computer failure
crash
v. cease functioning (usually computers). 1. My PC crashed again.
crash
v. enter a party or similar event without an invitation. 1. They crashed the party even though we
tried to keep them out.
crash
v. lose value quickly and dramatically (said of financial markets)
crash
v. spend the night somewhere. 1. I crashed at my friend's place because I didn't feel like driving
home.
crash and burn
v. fail dramatically (often in romance)
crasher
n. person who shows up at a party uninvited
crater
n. scar from acne
crater-face
n. person with severe acne or scars from acne
cream
v. defeat somebody (often in a game or other contest)
cream
n. semen
cream puff
n. a weak-willed person; a wimp. 1. He's a total cream puff. Why are you scared?
crew
n. group that works together (often applies to music)

crib
n. place where thieves or prostitutes live and work
crib
n. a dwelling or home. 1. Come on and check out my crib. It's just around the corner.
crispy critter
n. burn victim, usually with second- or third-degree burns. 1. One crispy critter coming in from that
apartment fire.
cristal
n. methylenedioxymethamphetamine (MDMA) (from Spanish)
croak
v. die
crock
n. a collection of lies, deception, or misleading information
crock of shit
n. a collection of lies, deception, or misleading information. 1. What a crock of shit; I don't believe
any of it.
crotch rot
n. fungal itch or rash in the crotch
crowd
v. move into too close to someone; put pressure on someone
crud
n. junk; worthless stuff. 1. Dump this crud already. It's all old and useless.
crud
n. junk; worthless stuff
cruddy
adj. awful; unpleasant
cruise
v. drive around in search of friends or fun
cruise
v. travel in a vehicle (usually a car) at high speed
crunchies
n. ground troops; ground infantrymen
crush
n. feeling of love, romantic desire, or sexual attraction (usually among teenagers)
cuey
n. cucumber
culsterfuck
n. totally screwed up situation or circumstances

cum
n. semen
cum
v. experience orgasm
cunt
n. contemptible, disgusting woman
cunt
n. the femal genetalia
cunt cap
n. narrow green Army cap (so called because of its shape)
cuppa
abbr. cup of (usually tea)
curly
n. a bald man (used as a nickname at times)
cushy
adj. easy; soft; pleasant
cuss out
v. curse someone; scold someone
cut
n. share of booty, loot, profits, or gains
cut
n. single song or track of music
cut
v. dilute or thin something (liquid, drugs, etc.)
cut
v. eliminate; dismiss. 1. He got cut from the team.
cut
v. adulterate drugs
cut and run
v. cease all action and flee immediately
cut in line
v. enter a line ahead of other people
cut no ice
v. have no effect or influence on somebody
cut one
v. fart; break wind
cut some slack

idiom. grant somebody time or space to accomplish something; leave somebody alone. 1. Cut me
some slack. I've had a long, hard day.
cut somebody in
v. allow somebody to participate (in something)
cut the cheese
v. fart; break wind. 1. God, what a smell. Who cut the cheese?
cut the crap
exclam. stop talking nonsense; cease lying
cut up
adj. upset; distressed
cut-rate
adj. inexpensive; cheap
cutter
n. a person who enters a line ahead of other people
CYA
abbr. cover your ass. 1. It's CYA time. We're being investigated.
cyberpron
n. pornography online, particularly pornographic Web sites
cyberslut
n. woman who will swap email or chat online about sex
=====
D
n. Detroit (used with "the")
D.J.
n. disc jockey. 1. That station's got the best D.J. in the business.
da bomb
n. something fantastic or wonderful. 1. Our party was da bomb.
daffy
adj. mildly eccentric; silly
daft
n. foolish; silly
dagwood
n. huge sandwich
daisy cutter
n. bomb (BLU-82, 15,000 lbs.) that burns away everything on the ground when detonated at a
few feet about ground level
damage
n. cost; amount of a bill
dame
n. woman (old term but still occasionally in use)
damn
v. curse; doom. 1. Damn you. How could you do that?
damn it
idiom. oh no; oh dear; uh-ho (a strong expression of surprise or frustration). 1. Damn it. I lost my
car keys.
damn it to all hell
idiom. oh no; oh dear; uh-ho (a strong expression of surprise or frustration). 1. Aw, damn it to all
hell. My car was stolen.
damned
adj. irritating; annoying; frustrating. 1. That damned cat won't do anything I say.
darn
exclam. damn (used in place of damn to express anger or frustration)
DD
abbr. designated driver
DDK
abbr. designated drunk
dead
adj. quiet; nothing happening; lifeless
dead
adv. extremely; totally; completely (used with adjectives to give emphasis). 1. You're dead wrong
about that.
dead meat
n. dead person (usually made in threat form)
dead president
n. paper money (U.S.)
deck
v. knock someone to the ground
deejay
n. disc jockey
deep pockets
n. a person with a lot of money. 1. They've got deep pockets, so it's not a waste of money for
them.
def
adj. cool; nice; excellent
def
adj. cool; wonderful; terrific
deli
adj. of or like a delicatessen

deli
n. delicatessen. 1. I'm going to the deli for a sandwich. Anyone want anything?
delish
adj. delicious (abbreviated form)
delts
n. deltoid muscles (shoulder muscles)
delts
n. deltoid muscles, particularly when well developed
demi-veg
n. quasi-vegetarian; part-time vegetarian
desk jockey
n. person who works at a desk in an office
deuce
n. 2.5 ton truck; medium-sized truck for cargo (from deuce and a half )
deuce and a half
n. 2.5 ton truck; medium-sized truck for cargo
diamond in the rough
idiom. person with unrealized potential or future possibilities
diarrhea of the mouth
n. alleged medical condition when someone speaks excessively
dicey
adj. risky; difficult; tricky
dick
n. detective
dick
n. dumb person (usually a man)
dick
n. nothing; nothing at all
dick
n. penis
dick
n. the penis
dick
v. have sexual intercourse with a woman
dick around
v. waste time; mess around
diddly-shit
n. nothing at all; worthless; useless
diddly-squat
diddly-squat
n. nothing; nothing at all. 1. You don't know diddly-squat about this.
dig
v. comprehend; understand; appreciate
digs
n. home
dike
n. lesbian
dimple
n. dent in a car
ding
v. dent; damage; bump into (something)
ding-dong
n. dumb person (male or female)
ding-dong
n. penis
dipshit
adj; stupid; dumb; obnoxious
dipshit
n. jerk; twit; oaf
dipstick
n. jerk; twit; oaf
dirt
n. scandal; story with sordid details
dirt
n. worthless, pathetic people
dish
n. sexually appealing woman
dishy
adj. sexy; sexually appealing (said of women)
ditch
v. get rid of; abandon (somebody or something). 1. Oh, just ditch him. No one wants him anyway.
ditsy
adj. spacey; flakey; absentminded person
ditzy
adj. spacey; flakey; absentminded person
ditzy
n. person who is spacey, flakey, or absentminded (usually applied to women)
DNR
abbr. do not resuscitate (in case of cardiac arrest or other systemic failure). 1. There's a DNR
order on his chart.
do
n. hairdo; hairstyle
do
n. party; event
do
v. serve a particular purpose well
do
v. have sexual relations
do a job on
v. destroy; ruin; harm (somebody or something)
do a number on
v. betray; deceive (somebody or something)
do lunch
v. eat lunch with another person. 1. Let's do lunch sometime. It'll be fun.
doc-in-a-box
n. a small emergency medical clinic. 1. He injured his finger and got it stiched at a doc-in-a-box.
doctor shopping
n. practice of going from doctor to doctor to obtain prescriptions for pharmaceuticals
dodgy
adj. dangerous; risky
dodgy
adj. dishonest. 1. Seems a bit dodgy to me, that guy.
dodgy
adj. unreliable or poor (quality)
dog
v. berate; criticize (someone)
dog
v. pursue; stalk; track (someone). 1. Stop dogging me. Leave alone.
dog
n. ugly woman
dog dags
n. very hot, sunny days in August
dog meat
n. dead person (usually made in threat form)
doggie bag
n. a small container of food leftover from a meal at a restaurant. 1. I'll take home the rest in a
doggie bag.
doggie bag
n. bag or container for leftovers in a restaurant so they can be eaten at home
doggy bag
n. bag or container for leftovers in a restaurant so they can be eaten at home
d'oh
exclam. damn; shit; ouch (popularized in "The Simpsons"). 1. Don't say "d'oh". You sound like
Homer Simpson.
doll
n. woman (old term but still occasionally in use)
dome of obedience
n. helmet made of Kevlar
Dominoid
n. person who works at Domino's Pizza
donorcycle
n. motorcyle to medical practitioners, so called because of the hate rate of death which results in
organs available for donation
doo
n. hairdo; hairstyle
doo-doo
n. dung; feces; shit
doofus
n. jerk; twit; oaf
dope
n. dumb person
dope
n. gossip; news; information. 1. It's time for the straight dope. No more lies.
dope
n. drugs, especially marijuana or heroin
dork
n. worthless, dumb person
dorkette
n. female dork; dumb, incompetent woman
dorky
adj. weird; strange; unappealing
dosh
n. money; cash
double dipper
n. person who receives compensation inappropriately from two sources
douche bag
n. horrible, retched person
dough
n. money; cash. 1. Where'd you get the dough to pay for that TV?
down
adj. finished; done
down
adj. in a losing position; having the lesser score
down
v. eat or drink rapidly
down and out
adj. having no money or place to live; in the gutter
downer
n. a disappointing, depressing event or situation
downer
n. depressants
DQ
abbr. Dairy Queen
drag
adj. dull, annoying person
drag
n. puff of a cigarette
drag
n. something boring, dull, unentertaining, or uninteresting
drag
n. women's clothes, when worn by men
drag
v. inhale or puff on a cigarette
dragster
n. car for drag racing
drat
exclam. darn (used in place of damn to express anger or frustration)

dreck
n. dirt; feces; crap; garbage
drink
v. use gasoline (said of cars)
drop
v. knock someone to the ground
drop the ball
v. blunder; fail
druggie
n. drug user; drug abuser
duby
n. marijuana
dude
n. male friend; guy (also used to address a man)
dullard
n. dumb, idiotic person
dumb-ass
adj. dumb; stupid; idiotic
dumb-ass
dummy
dump
n. act of moving one's bowels
dump on
v. criticize or scold somebody
dupe
n. target for deception, lying, or a con
dupe
v. fool, trick, or swindle somebody
dust
v. win by a large margin
dust
n. cocaine
dust
n. PCP
dust-up
n. fight; conflict. 1. I had a little dust-up with my boss yesterday.
dweeb
n. very hardworking student
dyke
n. lesbian
dynamite
adj. good; great; excellent (not used much anymore)
=====
E
n. Ecstasy (methylenedioxymethamphetamine; MDMA)
earful
n. large quantity of gossip
earful
n. scolding; tirade; verbal assault
eary-bird special
n. meal at reduced price in a restaurant for patrons who arrive early
easy as pie
idiom. simple; very easy. 1. This job is easy as pie. No problems.
easy mark
n. somebody easily fooled, tricked, or deceived
eat
v. pay for the costs or expenses associated with something
eat
v. worry or bother (somebody). 1. What's eating you? Why so upset?
eat
v. perform oral sex
eat shit and die
abbr. take what is coming to you; take what you deserve (abbr.: ESAD)
eco freak
n. somebody greatly concerned about the state of the environment
eco nut
n. somebody greatly concerned about the state of the environment
effing
adj. fucking
effinig around
v. fucking around
eighty-six (86)
v. eliminate someone or something; nix. 1. 86 it.
el cheapo
adj. cheap, inexpensive
el cheapo
n. cheapest one, choice, or option
el-tee
n. second lieutenant
empty calories
n. food with little or no nutritional value
enforcer
n. bodyguard; thug; tough guy
enough, already
exclam. stop what you are doing; that is sufficient
EPW
n. enemy prisoner of war
etched in stone
idiom. fixed; finalized; unable to be changed
evil
adj. excellent; good
excellent
exclam. good, great, terrific
excuse me for breathing
idiom. no; no way (a strong, sarcastic rebuke)
excuse me for living
eyeball
v. look closely at, stare at, examine visually
eyepopper
n. something or somebody very appealing
eyepopping
adj. very appealing or attractive
======
F2F
n. face to face
fab
adj. fabulous (abbreviated form)
fab
adj. fabulous; terrific
face man
n. handsome man with little personality

face time
n. time in which two people meet in person, as opposed to communicating by email or telephone
face-off
n. confrontation (from sports)
fade
v. leave; depart; go away
faff
n. ineffective action or activity
faff
v. do something ineffectively
faff about
v. do something ineffectively
fag
n. male homosexual
faggot
n. male homosexual
fairy
n. male homosexual
falsies
n. artificially enlarged breasts (either through surgery or padding). 1. Nice falsies on her, but I'd
rather have the real thing.
family jewels
n. testicles. 1. Careful with the family jewels.
fancy
v. like; find appealing; enjoy. 1. You fancy him? Why? He's such a nerd.
FAQ
abbr. frequently asked questions
far out
adj. cool; nice; excellent
far out
adj. rarefied; obscure; difficult to comprehend
fart
n. sound or smell or a release of intestinal gas
fart
v. release gas. 1. Who farted?
fart
n. dumb, undesirable person (usually male). 1. Who's that old fart?
fart around
fart sake
n. bedroll; sleeping bag
fascinoma
n. any interesting or amusing medical condition, particularly tumors and malignancies
fast buck
n. easy money; income easily earned
fast mover
n. high-speed aircraft or ground vehicles
fast track
n. path of rapid rise through an organization or situation
fast-track
v. move something or somebody quicky through an organization or situation
fat
adj. well-stocked; having sufficient or excess of something. 1. He's fat with cash now that he
received his bonus.
fat lip
n. swollen lip resulting from a blow to the mouth
fat-ass
adj. said of a person with a large butt
fat-assed
adj. said of a person with a large butt
FCOL
abbr. for crying out loud
fender-bender
n. minor collision between automobiles
fiddlesticks
exclam. drat; darn (used in place of shit to express anger or frustration)
F-ing
adj. fucking
F-ing around
v. fucking around
fink
n. informer; someone who reveals secrets
fink on somebody
v. betray somebody; reveal secrets about somebody
first base
n. the act of kissing (as a step in increasing levels of sexual intimacy). 1. First base? Is that all?
Just kissing?
first daddy n. first sergeant
first shirt
n. first sergeant
five by five
idiom. okay; all's well; all's good; everything is fine. 1. Five by five. We're ready to start.
five-finger discount
n. shoplifting; stealing from a store
fix
n. bribe; money paid to effect an outcome. 1. The fix is in. We're sure to win.
flack
n. criticism; complaints
flak
n. criticism; complaints
flake
n. a silly, giddy person. 1. She's a total flake, so don't count on her to remember.
flaky
adj. spacey; absentminded; unreliable
flame
n. angry message or personal attack online
flame
v. post an angry message or personal attack online
flame war
n. exchange of angry messages or personal attacks online
flash
n. a sudden idea or memory. 1. I had a flash of inspiration this morning.
flash
n. very brief amount of time. 1. It happened in a flash.
flash
v. show or reveal something briefly
flash-to-bang time
n. interval from an artillery guns recoil to the explosion of the shell fired (the shorter, the
better in combat)
flat
adj. carbonated beverage that has lost its carbonization. 1. This soda has gone flat.
flat
adj. said of a woman with small breasts

flat-chested
adj. said of a woman with small breasts
flea
n. internist; doctor who specializes in internal medicine
flexitarian
n. vegetarian who sometimes eats meat or fish
flick
n. movie, film. 1. Let's see a flick tonight.
flip
v. go crazy; go nuts
flip one's lid
flip one's wig
flip out
v. go crazy; go nuts; lose control
flip side
n. other side of a story, argument, or claim
flip side
n. return trip, esp. for a long trip
flip side
n. opposite side of a phonograph (vinyl) record
FLK
abbr. funny-looking kid (used in nursery)
flub something up
v. mess up; make mistakes; do something incorrectly
fly
adj. stylish; attractive; appealing
flying
adj. under the influence of drugs
foam
n. beer
fob
v. attempt to satisfy somebody using deception
FOB
abbr. forward operating base
fobbit
n. soldier in a safe place; soldier who never leaves the FOB (forward operating base)
FOOBAR
abbr. fucked up beyond all recognition; very gravely damaged or in very poor condition (n.b.: the
"oo" reflects the pronunciation of the acronym). 1. The project? Totally fubar.
fooey
foot it
v. walk or run somewhere
footy
n. football (soccer to Americans, though more vigorous and even violent than the soccer played
elsewhere)
Fort Living Room
n. home; civilian life
fossil
n. old-fashioned, outmoded person
fox
n. attractive, sexy young woman (though sometimes said of men)
fox
v. fire a weapon (from an aircraft)
foxy
adj. sexy (for women in particular)
foxy lady
n. sexy woman
frag
n. fragmentation grenade
frag
n. wound or kill using a fragmentation grenade
fragged
adj. damaged, destroyed, ruined
frak
n. fuck (from the TV series "Battlestar Galactica; all variants of fuck are reproduced with frak)
frankenfood
n. genetically engineered or modified food
frantic
adj. fun, wild, amazing
freak
v. lose control; panic
freak
n. frequency (for radio communications)
freak out
v. lose control; panic
freak somebody out
v. stun, surprise, or shock somebody
freaked
adj. stunned; shocked; surprised
freaked out
adj. stunned; shocked; surprised
freaking
adj. unsuitable; unacceptable; upsetting
freebasing
n. smoking crack cocaine
freebee
n. something free
freebie
n. something free
freegan
n. person who only eats food that can be gotten for free
freeze
v. ignore or reject somebody
frell
n. fuck (from the TV series "Farscape"; all variants of fuck are reproduced with frell)
French
adj. of or pertaining to oral sex
French
n. oral sex (the act itself)
French
v. kiss using the tongue
French
v. perform oral sex on somebody
French kiss
n. kissing with the tongue
French kiss
v. kiss using the tongue
fresh
adj. stylish; new; appealing
fresh off the boat

adj. newly arrived (usually from another country)
Freud squad
n. psychiatrists
fricking
adj. poor; lousy; frustrating
friendlies
n. allies, whether civilian or military
frigging
adj. poor; lousy; frustrating
frigid
adj. sexually disinterested; not into sexual activity. 1. She's so frigid, she won't even kiss me.
frikking
n. annoying; irritating; damned (from "fucking")
from the get-go
adj. from the outset; from the start
frosty one
n. beer (esp. cold beer)
froth
n. beer
fruit
n. male homosexual
fruit salad
n. rows of campaign ribbons on a uniform
fruitcake
n. male homosexual
fruitcake
n. person who acts childish or silly
fruity
adj. of or pertaining to silly behavior
FUBAR
abbr. fucked up beyond all recognition; very gravely damaged or in very poor condition
fuck
n. sexual intercourse. 1. She's a great fuck.
fuck
v. have sexual intersource with. 1. They fucked all night long.
fuck
exclam. strong expression of frustration, anger, or impatience. 1. Oh, fuck, I forgot.

fuck
v. damage or run. 1. He fucked the entire project.
fuck (someone) over
v. take advantage of; exploit; abuse. 1. Don't try to fuck me over.
fuck (something) up
v. damage or mangle something. 1. I totally fucked up the test.
fuck about
v. spend time doing minor, irrelevant things. 1. Stop fucking about, you've got work to do.
fuck around
v. spend time doing minor, irrelevant things. 1. Don't fuck around anymore.
fuck friend
n. a friend one has sexual relations with; a friend with benefits. 1. I'm off to see my fuck friend for
some fun.
fuck it
exclam. strong expression of frustration, anger, or impatience. 1. Fuck it, I've had it.
fuck like bunnies
v. have sex regularly and repeatedly
fuck like rabbits
v. have sex regularly and repeatedly
fuck me
exclam. strong expression of surprise, shock, or dismay. 1. Fuck me. I don't believe it.
fuck off
v. imp. go away; shove off. 1. Fuck off, all of you, right now.
fuck up
v. make an error; screw up; make a mistake; do something badly or incorrectly. 1. We really
fucked up
fuck with somebody
v. threaten somebody; mess with somebody; irritate somebody
fuck with something
v. tinker or play with something
fuck you
v. imp. strong expression of anger directed at someone. 1. Fuck you. I'm sick and tired of your
shit.
fucker
n. a person with many negative traits (used pejoratively or disparagingly; rarely used for women).
1. He's suck a fucker.
fucking
n. the act of having sexual intercourse. 1. Their fucking is so incredibly noisy it kept me up all last
night.
fucking
adj. used to emphasize or stress the importance of the following words; very, extremely
(intonation indicates if good or bad is meant). 1. You're fucking nuts; I can't believe this fucking
weather.
fucking A
exclam. a strong expression of satisfaction or delight. 1. A raise!? Fucking A!
fuck-me shoes
n. very high heels that make a woman sexier
fudge
exclam. drat; darn (used in place of fuck to express anger or frustration)
fudge packer
n. man who engages in anal sex with another man
fugly
adj. fat and ugly
full bird
full bull
full of it
adj. lying; dumb (from "full of shit"). 1. He's so full of it, no one should believe anything he says.
full of shit
adj. lying; dumb. 1. You're so full of shit.
full-court press
idiom. effort or pressure put on sombody to accomplish something
funk
n. depression; depressed mood. 1. Why the funk? What's wrong? 2. He's always in a funk, no
matter how good things are.
funk
n. stench; bad smell. 1. Quite a funk here. Do you ever clean this place?
funky
adj. smelly; stinky. 1. What's that funky odor? Did something die? 2. The cat's litter box is getting
funky.
funky
adj. strange; peculiar; odd. 1. "Play that funky music, white boy" (song lyrics).
furball
n. chaotic combat among many aircraft
fuzz
n. police; police officer. 1. Quick, run, the fuzz is here.
FWIW
abbr. for what it's worth
F-word
n. the word "fuck" (said to avoid using the actual word). 1. The F-word was reportedly used on the
Senate floor today.
=====
G
n. thousand dollars
G2G
abbr. got to go
GAL
abbr. get a life
gang-bang
n. group rape (men on one woman)
gang-bang
n. many men having sex with one woman one after another
gangbanger
n. member of a street gang
gangsta
adj. of or pertaining to a gang or gang member. 1. Don't give me that gangsta attitude.
gangsta
adj. or or pertaining to gangsta rap or anything related to it
gangsta
n. member of a gang
gas guzzler
n. vehicle that uses a lot of gasoline
gat
n. gun; firearm
gate-crasher
n. person who shows up at a party uninvited
gaydar
n. sense or intuition about who is homosexual (from gay + radar). 1. My gaydar is never wrong.
He's homosexual.
gazoo
n. buttocks
g'day
idiom. hello; how are you; how's it going (abbreviated from "good day" but used in all contexts). 1.
G'day, mate.
gearhead
n. person who enjoys working on cars, particularly his or her own
get a life
exclam. make major changes to your life
get bent
exclam. go away; drop dead (used to reject something or as a retort)
get cracking
v. hurry up; get a move on; get started
get down
v. concentrade hard
get down
get fucked
v. have sexual intersource with someone. 1. I got fucked last night
get fucked
v. be exploited or taken advantage of. 1. We were totally fucked by that computer saleman.
get hooked
v. become addicted (usually to drugs)
get into something
v. become very interested in something
get it
v. be punished or chastized. 1. You're gonna get it if you don't stop now.
get it
v. understand (a joke, information, an idea)
get it on
get it up
v. achieve erection
get made
v. be identified as; be caught as. 1. He got made as a cop and was killed.
get made
v. become part of a group; be allowed to join a group. 1. He got made in the Mafia when he was
only seventeen.
get naked
v. enjoy oneself a lot; relax
get off
v. derive pleasure (from doing something)
get off my ass
v. stop it; leave me alone; let me be

get off my back
v. stop it; leave me alone; let me be
get on
v. have (usually good) relations with somebody
get on in years
v. grow old; become older
get one's rocks off
v. have sexual relations; ejaculate (said of men only)
get one's shit together
v. become organized; gather one's possessions
get out of here
exclam. no way; that can't be right; that's wrong
get out of my face
exclam. do not argue with me; make room; make space
get real
v. behave or act practically. 1. Oh, come on, get real, will you?
get somebody's motor running
v. excite somebody; make somebody enthusiastic or sexually aroused
get to first base
v. kiss someone. 1. I got to first base with her last night.
get to somebody
v. irritate, annoy, or bother somebody. 1. He really got to you, didn't he?
get with it
v. hurry up; get a move on; get started. 1. Get with it already, we've got to go.
get with it
v. make one's ideas and actions current. 1. Come on, get with it. You're so behind the times.
get your ass in gear
exclam. get moving; get going; get started. 1. Get your ass in gear. It's time for school.
get your ass in gear
idiom. get moving; start doing what you are supposed to be doing
ghetto blaster
n. large, portable stereo radio/cassette/CD player. 1. Turn down that damn ghetto blaster.
ghetto box
n. large, portable stereo radio/cassette/CD player
gig
n. a one-shot job or task (said often by people in the entertainment business)
gimp
n. person who limps; a crippled person
git-go
n. the start; the absolute beginning
give a flying fuck
v. not care at all; have absolutely no interest whatsoever. 1. Who gives a flying fuck? 2. Why
should I give a flying fuck about that?
give a shit
v. care; have an interest in (usually used with a negative connotation). 1. Like I give a shit. 2. I
don't give a shit.
give it a rest
v. shut up; stop talking; stop talking about something
give it up
v. stop now; quit now
give me a break
v. that's enough; lay off; no more
give me five
v. a request to touch hands as a form of greeting or agreement
give me some skin
v. a request to touch hands as a form of greeting or agreement
give one's best
idiom. make a supreme effort; perform as well as one can
give one's best to
idiom. say hello to; give one's regards to
give some sugar
v. kiss affectionately (used by older people toward children; not common)
GJ
abbr. grapefruit juice
glad rags
n. fancy clothing; one's best closthing (anachronistic)
glad-hand
v. treat somebody very enthusiastically
glad-hander
n. somebody who is very enthusiastic and friendly
glitch
n. defect; flaw; bug; problem
glitz
n. glamour; flashy, showy style
glitzy
adj. glamourous or stylish in a flashy way
GLM
abbr. good-looking mother (used in pediatrics)
GMTA
abbr. great minds think alike
gnarly
adj. dangerous; risky. 1. Gnarly waves today, you know.
go
n. an attempt; a try
go apeshit
v. become excited or upset. 1. He went apeshit when he heard he was going to be laid off.
go bananas
v. become slightly anxious, agitated, or crazy
go belly up
v. die
go belly up
v. fail; perform poorly
go belly-up
v. fail; go bankrupt. 1. Enron went belly up after it's scandal.
go belly-up
v. fail; go bankrupt
go blooey
v. fail; fall apart; cease to function
go climb a tree
v. go away; get out
go down
v. be accepted or received
go down
v. happen; occur; take place
go down in flames
v. fail dramatically
go down on somebody
v. give oral sex to somebody
go down the chute
v. faill completely
go down the tube(s)
v. faill completely
go flooey
v. fail; fall apart; cease to function
go fly a kite
v. go away; get out
go for it
v. give it a try; do it;
go fuck yourself
v. a strong insult intended to reject or disparage another person. 1. Oh, go fuck yourself.
go home in a box
v. be transported back home in a coffin (i.e.: dead)
go jump in a lake
idiom. leave; get out; go away. 1. Go jump in a lake. No one wants you here.
go jump in a lake
v. go away; get out
go postal
v. go berserk; go crazy; become violent
gob
n. mass or hunk of something; a large amount of something
gofer
n. somebody whose job is to fetch or bring trivial items to more important people
GOK
abbr. God only knows (what is wrong with the patient)
gold brick
v. avoid work; hide from a task or assignment. 1. Stop gold bricking and get back to work.
gold digger
n. woman seeking a relationship partner for money
golden
adj. cool; nice; excellent. 1. We're golden. Let's go.
Golden State
n. California
gomer
n. dumb, oafish person
gomer
n. person thrown out of an emergency room due to repeated or inappropriate visits (short for "get
out of my ER")
gone
adj. asleep; unconscious
gonzo
adj. out of control; wild
gonzo
n. foolish or silly person
goo
n. sticky substance
goober
n. pimple
good fuck
n. a person who performs well sexually (usually used to describe a woman). 1. She's a good fuck,
but otherwise a pain.
good on ya, mate
idiom. well done; nicely done
good on you, mate
idiom. well done; nicely done
good vibes
n. positive feelings
goodie
n. something good, favored, or appealing
goody
n. something good, favored, or appealing
goody two-shoes
n. person who follows all the rules and expectations of society and culture perfectly. 1. Don't be
such a goody two-shoes. You never do anything fun.
goof
n. error; mistake; blunder. 1. What a goof! I'll never be able to fix it in time.
goof around
v. waste time; mess around. 1. Stop goofing around and get some work done.
goof off
goof up
v. make errors; mess up
goofball
n. foolish or silly person who wastes time. 1. You're such a goofball. You'll never amount to
anything.
goofus
n. dumb, oafish person
goofy
adj. silly; inanely
google
v. use Google or a similar search engine find something online
gook
n. Korean; Korean person
goombah
n. good friend; pal
goose egg
n. zero; score of zero. 1. My score on the test: goose egg.
gopher
n. somebody whose job is to fetch or bring trivial items to more important people
gorilla juice
n. steroids; anabolic steriods
Gorillas in the Mist
adj. pissed; drunk; intoxicated
gorked
adj. anesthetized; unresponsive and not speaking
gorp
n. trail mix, i.e. a mixture of dried fruit, nuts, and small candies
gotcha
n. you are caught; I see what you are doing; I understand what you are saying
GPO
abbr. good for parts only
GR8
abbr. great minds think alike
grand
n. thousand dollars. 1. I paid three grand for that plasma TV.
gravy train
n. work situation that provides stable income
grease
n. protection money paid to organized crime groups
greaser
n. aggressive young male (often with air slicked back with grease)
greasy spoon
n. restaurant with poor quality food and hygeine
green
adj. inexperienced; without know-how
green
adj. raw; inexperienced; new to something

grinder
n. sandwich made with Italian bread sliced lengthwise, filled with cold cuts, cheese, and
vegetables (used in the Boston area)
gripe
v. complain
grit
n. verve; courage. 1. "True Grit" (movie title). 2. Show some grit and fight.
grody
adj. repulsive; disgusting
grody to the max
adj. extremely repulsive or disgusting
grok
v. understand; comprehend
groovy
adj. cool; nice; excellent (anacrhonistic)
gross
adj. disgusting; repulsive; vulgar
gross somebody out
v. show or tell somebody something disgusting, repulsive or vulgar
gross-out
n. something disgusting, repulsive, or vulgar
grottiness
n. low quality; unpleasantness
grotty
adj. low quality; unpleasant
ground-pounder
n. infantryman
grub
n. hardworking, serious student
grub
n. messy, dirty person. 1. He's a total grub, never bathes or washes his clothes.
grub
n. food. 1. What does someone have to do in this diner to get some grub?
grub
n. food; meal
grubby
adj. messy; dirty; unclean; unkempt
grunt
n. infantryman; now also used to mean a government reject unfit for normal training.
GSW
abbr. gunshot wound
guber
n. pimple
gults
n. gluteus maximus muscles (buttocks muscles)
gun
n. bodyguard; assassin; hired gunman
gun
v. rev up an engine
gun bunny
n. artilleryman
gunk
n. disgusting, messy substance of any sort
gunner
n. hardworking, serious student
gunner
n. medical student working hard for high grades or evaluations
gusto
n. verve; courage
gut
adj. fundamental; basic
gut
n. abdomen; belly; intestines
gut
n. fat belly on a man
gut out
v. endure; persist; persevere
guts
n. verve; courage. 1. He's got guts, arguing with the judge in court.
guzzler
n. vehicle that uses a lot of gasoline
=======
habu
n. pilot of the SR-71
habu
n. SR-71 (also called the Blackbird) aircraft

hack
n. cough
hack
n. author or writer who creates material (often of low quality) to order. 1. He's just a hack and
can't really write well.
hack
n. taxi; taxicab
had
adj. deceived; cheated; swindled
hairy
adj. risky; difficult; tricky
half-assed
adj. awkward; inefficient; useless
half-pint
n. very short, usually slender peson (typically male)
halvsies
adj. two people each paying for half of something (often a meal)
hammer
n. accelerator pedal in a vehicle
hammy
n. hamstring(s). 1. I pulled a hammy while running away from that mugger.
hand job
n. sexual stimulation of a penis
hang a left
v. make a left turn
hang a right
v. make a right turn
hang five
v. surf while standing towrd the front of the board
hang it
exclam. damn it; darn it (said to express frustration or exsaperation)
hang loose
v. be cool; relax; be calm
hang ten
v. surf while standing towrd the front of the board
hang tough
v. maintain one's ideas or attitudes
hang-up
n. problem; obsessoin; concern(s)
hard up
adj. desperate for company, attention, or affection. 1. He's hard up for work these days and
doesn't have any money.
hard-on
n. erection (penile)
hard-pressed
adj. difficult; under pressure; with difficulty. 1. I'd be hard pressed to loan you any money because
I've got so little.
hardware
n. weapons; guns
harsh
n. rude; cruel
hate somebody's guts
v. hate somebody with a passion
haul ass
v. move quickly out of a location
haul asss
v. hurry out of a place. 1. Time to haul ass out of here before the cops show up.
have a crush on
v. have feelings of love, romantic desire, or sexual attraction (usually among teenagers)
have a go (at)
idiom. attempt; give a try
have a row
v. have an argument, dispite, or angry discussion
have a shit-fit
v. have an angry fit, a temper tantrum
have been had
v. have been cheated, deceived, or fooled
have it together
v. be organized physically and mentally; be in a good position or situation
have legs
idiom. able to sustain popularity (said of movies, books, and other media)
have shit for brains
v. be extremely dumb
have the hots
v. be romantically or sexually attracted to or aroused by somebody
have to fly
v. have to depart immediately
head
n. person
head
n. toilet; bathroom; restroom
head spoon
n. mess sergeant
heap
n. old, unreliable vehicle (usually a car) in poor condition
heavy
adj. serious; important; significant
heavy
n. bad guy; antagonist; villain
hellhole
n. a dangerous (often hot) place
hep
adj. informed; up to date; current
herd cats
v. do the impossible
here's the deal
v. here is the idea, plan, or situation
hero
vegetables
hick
n. person from a small, rural town and possessing little education or manners
hickey
n. love bit; mark on skin from biting or sucking
hicksville
n. small, rural town where people with little education or manners live
hicky
n. love bit; mark on skin from biting or sucking
high
adj. very pleased, amused, happy, or euphoric
high
adj. intoxicated from alcohol or drugs
high five
n. two people striking the palms of their raised hands together as a form of agreement or greeting
hillbilly armor
n. improved armor for vehicles made from scavenged metal
hip
adj. informed; up to date; current
history
n. something or somebody that is no longer relevant
hit
n. success; something approved of or highly regarded
hit the books
v. study or review school material diligently
hit the bricks
v. begin walking
hit the fan
v. become a scandal; become known to the public
hit the pavement
v. begin walking
hit the sack
v. go to bed; get in bed
ho
n. prostitute; whore
hoagie
vegetables
hoe
hog
v. use all of; use a great deal of; take up most or all of something. 1. Don't hog all the pizza. I
want some too.
hog
n. motorcyle
hoi polloi
n. common people; everyday people
hole up
v. hide; conceal oneself
holy shit
exclam. a strong expression of surprise, fear, or disbelief. 1. Holy shit! I don't believe it.
home run
n. act of sexual intercourse (used as a way to mark "progress in sex, especially among youth)
homeboy
n. good male friend
homegirl
n. good female friend
homes
n. neighbor; companion
homey
n. good friend. 1. My homies all think I look good in black.
homo
n. homosexual (typically male)
honcho
n. boss; leader
honker
n. nose
honker
n. nose, esp. a large nose
honker
n. the nose (often a large nose). 1. Check out that guy's honker. It's enormous.
honkers
n. woman's breasts (usually large or otherwise remarkable)
honkey
adj. of or pertaining to white (Caucasian) behavior, ideas, etc.
honkey
n. white (Caucasian)
honkie
adj. of or pertaining to white (Caucasian) behavior, ideas, etc.
honkie
n. white (Caucasian)
hooch
n. simple housing, from hut to barracks
hood
n. hoodlum; thief; criminal
hood
n. neighborhood; immediate area where one lives
hood
n. neighborhood; inner-city neighborhood or area controlled by a gang
hooked
adj. addicted
hooker
hoops
n. basketball
hoops
n. basketball (the game, not the ball itself)
hoot
adj. fun; amusing; entertaining. 1. That party was a hoot, totally fun.
hoot
n. something humourous; joke
hoot
v. boo; make catcalls
hoot
v. laughly loudly and deeply
hooters
n. a woman's breasts (jocular and offensive; used almost exclusively by men); name of a
restaurant where the waitresses tend to have large breast and wear tight T-shirts. 1. Get a load of
her hooters.
hopped up
horny
adj. sexually aroused; wanting sexual activity
horse hockey
n. horse dung; horse feces; nonsense
horse's ass
n. obnoxious, dumb person
horseshit
n. nonsense; rubbish; foolish talk or ideas. 1. Don't give me any horseshit.
hose
v. cheat, lie, or deceive somebody
hose
n. penis
hoser
n. idiot; moron; dumb person
hot
adj. angry; upset
hot
adj. famous; well-known
hot
adj. regularly winning at gambling
hot
adj. stolen; wanted by the authorities
hot
adj. sexy (for women in particular)
hot car
n. stolen vehicle
hot item
adj. item that sells rapidly or successfully
hot item
n. romantically involved couple
hot number
n. sexually appealing person (usually a woman)
hot number
n. sexy, appealing person (usually a woman)
hot pants
n. pants that make a woman look sexually appealing (usually tight)
hot shit
n. pesron (usually male) who believes he is great
hot tot
n. preadolescent girl who dresses and behaves in a shallow, sexual manner
hot under the collar
adj. angry; upset
hotdog
v. show up; perform difficult and spectacular moves (in skiing)
hottie
n. sexy, appealing person (usually a woman)
howl
n. something amusing or entertaining
howler
n. amusing, large error
hump
hump day
n. Wednesday (so called because it is the middle of the week)

hungry
adj. ambitious; eager for success and willing to work hard for it
hunk
n. physically attractive, handsome male
hunk of ass
n. potential partner for sex (usually a woman)
hunk of tail
hurl
v. throw up; vomit
hurting
adj. in great pain
hush puppy
n. cornmeal dumpling that is deep fried
hustle
n. plan for making money (usually through deception)
hustle
v. act quickly; rush; hurry
hustle
v. make efforts (usually with one's own abilities) to earn money
hustler
n. pool hall gambler
hustler
hyped
adj. exaggerated; promoted inaccurately
hyped
adj. stimulated; excited; eager
hyper
adj. excited; eager
hyper
n. person who is easily or frequently very excited or active
=======
ice
n. methamphetamine
ice
n. methylenedioxymethamphetamine (MDMA
ice
n. smokable methamphetamine
ick
exclam. nasty; ugly; unappealing
icky
adj. unappealing; disgusting
ICU
abbr. intensive care unit. 1. That car crash put him in the ICU for two weeks.
idiot light
n. red or flashing lights on dashboard panel of a car that warn the driver of a problem
IIRC
abbr. if I recall/remember correctly
I'll be damned
idiom. no way; really; what a surprise. 1. I'll be damned. That really is true.
I'll be damned (if)
idiom. there is no way that; I will not under any circumstances. 1. I'll be damned if I'm going to
do that.
IMHO
abbr. in my humble opinion
IMO
abbr. in my opinion
in
adj. fashionable, trendy
in a bad way
adj. in a poor position; in a bad mood
in a New York minute
idiom. right away; immediately; in a heartbeat. 1. Would you sleep with him? In a New York
minute.
in a snit
adj. irritated; upset; angry
in bad shape
adj. injured; in poor (physical) condition. 1. The quarterback was in bad shape after the tackle.
in deep
adj. very much involved in something
in play
adj. active; being played (said in sports)
in the bag
adj. done; obtained; completed
in the loop
idiom. involved; connected; aware of what is going on
in your dreams
idiom. no way; impossible; it's not going to happen. 1. A date with you!? In your dreams.
in-country
n. nation outside the U.S. where a soldier is stationed
intense
adj. important, serious, significant
IOW
abbr. in other words
IRC
abbr. Internet relay chat
iron
n. gun
ISTM
abbr. it seems to me
it's all down to somebody
idiom. a result or outcome is owed to or because of somebody's efforts
ivories
n. piano keys
=====
jack
n. Jack Daniel's whiskey. 1. Give me a glass of jack, straight.
jack
v. steal a car with a driver or passenger in it. 1. My car got jacked but at least I'm all right.
jack around
v. mess around; do little or nothing; waste time
jack off
jack off
jack off
v. masturbate (said of men)
jack up
v. motivate or stimulate somebody or something
jack up
v. raise the price of something
jacked
adj. damaged; injured; harmed; messed up
jacked up
adj. aroused, excited
jacked up
jacknife
v. fold in; fold in half (said of a tractor-trailer that forms a "V" shape after a collision)
jackshit
Jag
n. Jaguar car
jam
n. problem; difficulty
jam
v. play musical instruments together in an improvisational style
jammed up
adj. in difficulty; in trouble
jammed up
adj. stuffed with food; constipated
jamming
adj. very good; excellent; outstanding
jaw
v. chat; talk nonsense
jay
n. marijuana cigarette
jazz up
v. make somebody or something more interesting or sexually appealing
jazzed
adj. excited; in a good frame of mind
jazzed up
adj. excited; in a good frame of mind
jazzy
adj. appealing; enticing
jerk
n. dumb, unappealing person
jerk around
v. harass or waste somebody's time
jerk off

jerk off
jerk off
jerry-rigged
adj. temporary and inefficient (solution to a problem)
jive
adj. inaccurate; deceptive; flashy but meaningless
jive
n. lie; lies, nonsense
jive
n. retort; back talk
jive
n. drugs
jive talk
n. slang; currently popular words and phrases
jive turkey
n. dumb person
jive-ass
adj. nonsensical
jock
n. athlete; athletic supporter (clothing)
Joe Six-Pack
n. ordinary man (typically one who sits in front of the television and drinks beer)
joggers
n. jogging shoes; running shoes; sneakers
john
n. customer of a prostitute
john
John Wayne
v. try to be a hero; be heroic; ham it up for the media
joint
n. prison; jail
joint
n. marijuana cigarette
joint
n. bar; tavern; grill
joint
n. low-quality place for food or drink
jonesing
n. need for drugs; need for anything in particular. 1. He was jonesing for some smack.
juice
n. electricity; power
juice
n. interest paid to organized crime on a loan
jump
v. physically attack or assault somebody
jump
v. have sex with somebody
jump in a lake
idiom. leave; get out; go away
jump start
n. starting one car by using power (via jumper cables) from another car
jump street
n. start; beginning; outset (of something)
junk
n. drugs (heroin in particular)
junk it
v. discard it; get rid of it
junkie
n. addict
junkie
n. drug user; drug addict
just off the boat
adj. newly arrived (usually from another country)
======
K
n. thousand (of anything). 1. I make three K per week doing this.
kawabunga
exclam. yeah; horray; yippee (an expression of excitement or enthusiasm, popularized in the TV
series "The Simpsons")
keep in touch
phr. good-bye; see you soon
keep one's cool
v. remain relaxed, calm, under control

keep your nose out of my business
phr. do not meddle in my affairs; do not involve yourself in what I am doing
keester
n. buttocks
keg party
n. party or event at which beer is served from a keg (barrel-sized container of beer)
kegger
n. party or event at which beer is served from a keg (barrel-sized container of beer)
kevork
v. ban a person from a Web site or other place online
kewl
adj. good; great; excellent (alternate spelling for "cool")
keyster
n. buttocks
kick
n. good feeling or pleasure derived from something
kick around
n. have nearby; be in one's position
kick back
n. bribe; money paid to effect an outcome
kick back
v. unwind; relax; have fun
kick in the arse
n. something that motivates or gets somebody to do something
kick in the ass
kick in the butt
kick in the pants
kick in the rear
kick the shit out of (someone)
v. physically attack and abuse someone
kick-ass
adj. appealing; fun; exciting
kick-ass
adj. strong; vigorous
kickback
n. bribe; money paid to effect an outcome
kicky
adj. appealing; fun; exciting
kiester
n. buttocks
kike
n. Jew; Jewish person
killer
adj. very amusing or entertaining
killer
adj. very unusual or extraordinary
kingpin
n. leader of a criminal gang
kinky
adj. weird; strange; unappealing
kinky
adj. unusual, possibly deviant (sexual activity)
kiss ass
v. flatter or toady up to someone for personal gain
kiss my ass
kiss my ass
v. go away; no way (expression of frustration, disbelief, or dismissal)
kiss up to
v. flatter; be obsequious to somebody
kiss-ass
adj. obsequious or servile
kiss-ass
n. obsequious, servile person
kissyface
n. kissing
klick
n. kilometer. 1. The enemy is about three klicks from here.
klotz
n. clumsy, often dumb, person
kludge
n. sloppy or inefficient solution to a problem in computer hardware or software
kludgy
adj. inefficient, low-quality software
kluge
n. sloppy or inefficient solution to a problem in computer hardware or software
klutz
n. clumsy, often dumb, person. 1. He's a total klutz. Don't ask him to try to fix your car.
klutzy
knackered
adj. very tired; wiped out; exhausted
knickers
n. underwear
knock
v. reject, criticize, or berate something or somebody
knock back
v. drink rapidly
knock one back
v. drink alcohol; have a drink (of alcohol)
knock somebody up
v. get a woman pregnant
knocked up
adj. pregnant
knockout
adj. stunning; smashing; brilliant
knockout
n. highly appealing woman or man
know where somebody is coming from
v. understand or comprehend a person (their ideas, situation, etc.)
known from
v. have knowledge about; be familiar with
knuckle sandwich
n. striking somebody in the mouth with the hand (i.e.: knuckles of a fist)
knuckle-dragger
n. strong, dumb male
konk
v. go to sleep; fall asleep

kook
n. peculiar, eccentric person
kooky
adj. eccentric, peculiar, strange
KP
abbr. kitchen patrol (i.e.: duty in the mess hall)
K-pot
n. standard Army helmet made of Kevlar
======
laid-back
adj. relaxed; at ease; unrufffled
lame
adj. inadequate; incompetent
lard ass
n. fat person, especially when the person has large buttocks
later
n. good-bye
lats
n. back muscles (i.e.: latissimus dorsi). 1. Nice lats on that guy. He must work out a lot.
laundry list
n. list of tasks to be done
lay a guilt trip on
v. berate; criticize (somebody)
lay a guilt trip on
v. try to make somebody feel guilt or remorse about something
leadfoot
n. person who drives at high speed
legs
n. ground soldiers; unit that is neither mechanized nor airborne
lemon
n. bad car, usually new and with mechanical problems. 1. So what's with the new lemon law?
Does it really protect consumers from bad cars?
lemon law
n. legal requirements giving buyers of a lemon a means to resolve any problems
lid
n. eyelid
lifer
n. career military person
like I care
idiom. I am not interested at all (used to indicate that something does not matter)
line
n. story; argument; explanation
lip
n. rebuttal; argument; back talk
liquid bread
n. beer
little shit
n. dumb, unimportant person
livin' large
idiom. wealthy; rich. 1. He's livin' large since his song went gold.
LMAO
abbr. laughing my ass off
LOL
abbr. little old lady. 1. There's one LOL coming into the ER in five minutes.
LOL
abbr. laughing out loud
loo
look at what the cat dragged in
idiom. see who just arrived (said in frustration or with sarcastic overtones)
looney
adj. crazy; nuts; insane
looney
n. mentally unstable person
loonie
loonie
loony
loony
loose cannon
n. blabbermouth; someone who says too much, often at the wrong time
lose one's lunch
v. vomit; throw up
loser
n. incompetent, undesirable person
love handles
n. roll of fat around the abdomen (usually said about men)
low rent
adj. unappealing and low cost
lowlife
n. unappealing, unreliable, cruel person
lox
abbr. liquid oxygen
LSD
n. lysergic acid diethylamide
LSHITIWMP
abbr. laughing so hard I think I wet my pants
LT
n. second lieutenant. 1. Ask the LT if we have to do this.
luck out
v. be lucky; be fortunate
lurker
n. person who reads but does not participate in an online news group or forum
=====
ma deuce
n. Browning M2 .50 caliber heavy machine gun
magic bullet
n. amazing and full-proof solution
make my day
idiom. attempt what you want, and I will act/react as I like (said as a threat or warning)
make waves
v. create trouble; create controversy
make with the
v. bring out; reveal
manure
v. deceive; lie; con
map
n. the face
Mary J
n. marijuana
Mary Jane
n. marijuana
mash-up
v. bring together two different Web sites or services to create a third that leverages the benefits of
each
max
n. maximum; greatest/largest possible
max out
v. use up completely. 1. She maxed out her credit cards shopping last weekend.
maxed out
adj. tired; fatigued; exhausted
mayo
n. mayonnaise
mean
adj. good; great; excellent
meatspace
n. the real world, as opposed to cyberspace. 1. See you in meatspace tomorrow.
mega
adj. big; large; substantial
megabucks
n. large sum of money. 1. He's making megabucks on Wall Street now.
MEGO
abbr. my eyes glaze over
mellow
adj. at ease; calm; relaxed
mellow out
v. relax; calm down
meltdown
n. complete collapse or failure
merchandise
n. drugs
mesc
n. mescaline
mess
n. dumb, unappealing person
mess
n. feces; dung. 1. The dog left a mess by the door.
mess
n. dining hall; dining area; cafeteria

mess hall
n. dining hall; dining area; cafeteria
mess somebody up
v. beat or attack somebody. 1. If you don't shut up, I'm gonna mess you up.
messed up
adj. unfair; cruel. 1. That's messed up. How could he do that to you?
mickey mouse
adj. poor quality; lousy; unimportant
mickey mouse
middle of nowhere
n. remote, isolated area (often far from even a small town)
miffed
MILF
abbr. mother I'd like to fuck
milk run
n. routine mission that is flown many times. 1. During WWII all we did was milk runs over Italy.
mitt
n. hand
MMPORPG
abbr. massively multiplayer online role playing game (e.g.: World of Warcraft)
Monday morning blues
n. depressed feeling associated with the return to work on Monday after the weekend
Monday morning quarterback
n. advice given after the fact, with the benefit of hindsight and otherwise not useful
mongo
adj. great; fantastic
moon
v. display one's buttocks, usually through a window
moon
n. buttocks
mope
v. act sadly and slowly
mope around
v. act sadly and slowly
mosh
n. style of dance involving significant physical action
mosh pit
n. where moshing occurs
mother-fucker
n. a person of degernate or disgusting character. 1. You are a total mother-fucker who I wouldn't
trust to do anything.
mother-fucking
adj. extremely frustrating, upsetting, or annoying. 1. I hate this mother-fucking job
motor
n. car
motor mouth
n. person who speaks quickly and excessively
move on somebody
v. try to seduce or pick up somebody
MUD
abbr. multi-user dungeon
mug
v. study; learn quickly or intensively
mug up
v. study hard and quickly; bone up; cram (for an exam)
muggle
n. boring person; unimaginative person
mum
n. mother; mom
mum's the word
n. silence; nothing will be said on the subject. 1. Shh, mum's the word. Don't say anything to
anyone.
munch out
v. eat greedily and quickly
munchies
adj. hunger, usually for snack food
munchies
n. craving for food, usually junk food
munchkin
n. small, unimportant person
mung
v. destroy; make irreversible changes to
muscle
n. power in a car
muscle
n. strong person brought in as a threat or for enforcement
muscle car
n. car from the 60s and 70s that looked like a race car but was designed for use on ordinary
roads
mush
MVA
abbr. motor vehicle accident
my bad
idiom. my mistake and I apologize
MYOB
n. mind your own business
====
nada
natter
n. chat; talk
natter
v. chat; chat casually. 1. They just natter all day instead of doing proper work.
neat
adj. cool; nice; pleasant
negative
n. something bad, poor, or flawed
negatory
adj. no; not at all; not now
nerd
n. boring, studious person (usually said of men or boys)
nerdmobile
n. boring family car
netiquette
n. etiquette or manners online
netizen
n. person on the Internet or Web
neuro
n. neorology; neurological service in a hospital. 1. Call neuro. We won't figure this out on our own.
newbee
n. person who is new to the Internet
newbie
n. person who is new to a situation
newbie
n. person who is new to the Internet. 1. Too many newbies in this chat room today.
nick
v. steal something; get something
nick of time
adv. at the last minute; just before time runs out
NICU
abbr. neo-natal intensive care unit
NIFOC
abbr. nude in front of computer
nigga
n. niggar; Black person (offensive when used by non-Blacks, but acceptable among Blacks). 1.
What's up, my nigga?
nigger
n. Black person (offensive when used by non-Blacks, but acceptable among Blacks). 1. When
Chris Rock says "nigger", it's all right, but if Donald Trump said it, it'd be offensive.
nip
n. small drink of alcohol taken quickly
nip
n. Japanese; Japanese person
nip out
v. slip out; sneak out; leave secretly and briefly
nix
nix
v. stop; halt; prohibit. 1. Wait, nix that idea. It's no good.
no great shakes
adj. not particularly impressive or important
no heroic measures
idiom. no performing CPR or other drastic procedures to resuscitate a patient
no holds barred
idiom. unfettered; without rules or regulations; harsh; rough
no joy
n. no contact; nothing identified. 1. No joy, I don't see anything.
no prob
idiom. no worries or concerns; everything is fine
no problem
no shit
exclam. really? no way; not possible
no shit
exclam. an expression of disbelief or dismissal. 1. No shit! Did that really happen?
no sweat
no way
exclam. never; no; not on your life
noggin
n. the head (only used for people)
noodge
n. a nag; a critical, irritating person
noogie
n. using the knucles to rub somebody's head (done among children)
not enough room to swing a cat
idiom. very little space to move around
not have a pot to piss in
idiom. be very poor; have no money or resources. 1. He hasn't got a pot to piss in, so don't ask
him for money.
not know one's ass from a hole in the ground
v. be ignorant; be unaware or useless
not know shit about
v. be ignorant; be unaware or useless
not know shit from shinola
v. not know anything useful
notch
n. mark of achievement or accomplishment
nudge
n. a nag; a critical, irritating person
nugget
n. new recruit or cadet
nugget
n. pilot on his or her first tour of duty; new recruit or cadet in flight school
nuke
v. destroy or obliterate somebody or something
nuke
v. use a microwave oven to prepare food
nuke
n. nuclear weapon
nuke it
number one
n. urination (used mostly by and about children). 1. Mom, I gotta go number one real bad.
number one
adj. best; top
number one
n. oneself. 1. I'm looking out for number one from now on.
number two
n. defacation (used mostly by and about children). 2. Dad, I did a number two by myself.
numbnuts
n. dumb, worthless person
nut
n. eccentric, peculiar individual; insane person
nut
n. fan or enthusiast of something
nuts
adj. crazy; mentally unbalanced
nuts
exclam. no way; that can't be right; that's wrong. 1. Nuts! That can't be right.
nuts
n. testicles
N-word
n. nigger; the word "nigger". 1. Don't use the N-word; it's really harsh.
=====
off the hook
adj. not at risk anymore; not obligated or required to do something anymore
oh shit
exclam. a strong expression of shock and fear. 1. Oh shit, I forgot my wallet.
OJ
abbr. orange juice
old school
adj. old fashioned; out of date; behind the times
on the hop
idiom. not ready; unprepared; occupied; busy
on the rocks
n. an alcoholic drink with ice cubes added. 1. Scotch on the rocks, please.
one-off
adj. made, done, or happening only one time
one-off
n. something done or happening only one time; something unique
oreo
n. black person who adopts the lifestyle, attitudes, and such of White people
O-sign
n. comatose patient with his mouth agape
OTOH
abbr. on the other hand
out
v. reveal somebody as a homosexual
out of pocket
adj. from one's own resources
out of the loop
idiom. not involved; disconnected; unaware of what is going on
over-the-top
adj. excessive; unnecessary; exaggerated
=====
pack
v. carry or have a gun
pad
n. home; dwelling; room where one lives
PAFO
abbr. pissed (drunk) and fell over
pain in the ass
n. highly irritating or difficult
pain in the butt
pain in the buttocks
pain in the neck
pain in the rear
pain in the rear end

pancake
n. foundation makeup as used in the performing arts
pancake
v. flatten; reduce to a flat shape. 1. The car got pancaked in the collision.
paper trail
n. evidence in written or document form that proves somebody did something
paper-pusher
n. clerk; bureaucrat; office worker
pardon me for breathing
pardon me for living
parental units
n. parents; father and mother
park it
v. sit; sit down; sit and remain sitting
partay
n. party
party
v. throw or have a party; celebrate
party animal
n. person who loves parties
pasting
n. defeat; beating; loss
patsy
n. victim; dupe; person easily taken advantage of
paw
n. hand
paw
v. grope or touch somebody in a sexual manner
payback
n. revenge, retribution, just desserts
PB
abbr. peanut butter
PBD
abbr. peanut butter and dill pickle sandwich
PBJ
abbr. peanut butter and jelly sandwich (n.b.: other forms, such as shakes, also exist)
PDA
abbr. public display of affection. 1. No PDA around here.
peace out
idiom. good-bye; bye now
peanuts
n. very little money
pecker checker
n. urologist
pecks
n. pectoral muscles; chest muscles
pects
n. pectoral muscles; chest muscles
peds
n. pediatrics. 1. I spent the morning on peds, taking care of little kids.
peep
n. vocalization; noise; sound
peepers
n. eyes
pencil in
v. schedule something tentatively
pencil-pusher
n. clerk; bureaucrat; office worker
period
exclam. that's all; that's it; no more discussion
perp
n. perpetrator; person who commits, or may have committed, a crime. 1. Who's our perp? Anyone
able to identify him?
peyote
n. mescaline
pharming
n. technique to direct a user to a fake Web page used to scam people
phat
phat
adj. something extremely good
phishing
n. technique of directing people to fake Web sites in order to convince them to reveal personal
informatio
phone sex
n. sexual activity over the telephone
phooey
phreak
v. attack computer systems or telephone systems over telephone lines
phreaker
n. person who attacks computer systems or telephone systems over telephone lines
pickled
adj. drunk; intoxicated
piddle
v. work slowly and without focus
piddle around
v. work slowly and without focus
pie hole
n. mouth
piece of ass
piece of cake
idiom. simple; very easy. 1. That test was a piece of cake. I'm sure I'll get a good score.
piece of cake
n. something readily or easily accomplished
piece of tail
piece of work
n. person of unappealing or undesirable character
pig
n. fat, ugly woman
pig
n. glutton; person who eats a lot
pig
n. messy, dirty person
pig
n. police officer
pig out
v. gorge, overeat, eat to excess
pile of shit
n. lies
pile of shit
n. low-quality object or device
pile of shit
n. person of little value
pimp
v. make fancy; dress up; embellish
pimpmobile
n. big, flashy car, often with bright colors, lights, and chrome
pinch
n. small quantity of powdered substance (e.g.: salt, spices)
piss
n. low-quality beer or liquor
piss
n. urine; pee
piss
v. urinate; pee
piss around
v. spend time doing minor, irrelevant things
piss in the wind
v. waste time; do something unproductive or futile
piss off
piss off
exclam. go away; get out of my sight
piss somebody off
v. upset somebody
piss something away
v. squander; fritter away; waste
pissant
adj. completely worthless
pissant
n. person of no value
piss-ant
adj. completely worthless
piss-ant
pissed
pissed
adj. upset; angry
pissed off
adj. upset; angry
pissing match
n. dispute; argument; pointless debate or competition
piss-poor
adj. extremely poor; having no money
piss-poor
adj. very low quality or capability
pit stop
n. stop made while driving somewhere, usually for food or to use a bathroom
PITA
abbr. pain in the ass
pitch a tent
v. have an erection upon waking in the morning
pitch it
pitch up
v. arrive; show up; appear
pitch-in
n. meal in which each participant contributes food (used in Indiana and Montana only)
pits
n. something very poor or undesirable
pizza-face
n. person with severe acne or scars from acne
PJs
n. projects
plastered
plastic
adj. fake; false; unreal
play
n. plan; strategy; tactic. 1. Okay, here's our next play. You fake left, you go deep.
play doctor
v. engage in sexual activity (mostly said and done by children)
play it cool
v. appear or act in a relaxed, carefree manner
played out
adj. ineffective; used up
player
n. person who has power, influence, or authority in a situation
player
n. person who is sexually active or promiscuous
plop
v. put or place something in some location
plop
v. sit down
PLOS
abbr. parents looking over shoulder
plug
n. hunk of chewing tobacco
plug
n. promotion or advertisement (often free) for a product or service
p-mail
n. physical mail
pocket rocket
n. penis
poindexter
n. studious, good student (usually male)
pointy-head
n. intellectual; careful thinker
pokey
adj. slow; very slow
pokey
n. prison; jail
poky
n. prison; jail
polish off
v. finish up; complete; remove the last of (said of food or work). 1. He polished off the rest of the
cake.
pond scum
n. person (usually male) of no worth, with a cruel disposition

poop
n. act of defacation. 1. I've gotta take a poop real bad.
poop
v. move one's bowels; defacate
poop
n. feces; dung
poop
n. information or knowledge about something
poop out
v. stop; quit; become tired and stop
poop sheet
n. paper containing information about something
pooped
pooped out
pop
adj. popular. 1. Pop music sucks these days.
pop
n. father; dad; daddy (older expression, not used much anymore)
pop
n. soda; carbonated beverage (used mostly in the Midwest of the U.S.)
pop
v. strike; hit
pop a boner
n. get an erection
pop a wheelie
v. ride a motorcycle or bicycle with the front wheel off the ground. 1. He popped a wheelie, then
crashed his bike.
pop for
v. pay for something (usually a treat for somebody)
pop off
v. interrupt; talk back
pop off
v. lose control
pop one's cork
v. become angry; have an outburst or tantrum
pop the clutch

v. engage the clutch abruptly. 1. Don't pop the clutch. Be a bit more gentle when you shift gears.
popper
n. small container of amyl nitrate
poppers
n. amyl nitrite
pops
n. you (when addressing an older male you do not personally know). 1. Hey, pops, help me out
here for a minute.
pork
pork out
v. eat excessively; overeat
pork out
porky
adj. fat, overweight
poser
n. person who pretends to be what he or she is not
posh
adj. fancy; upscale
posse
n. one's friends
post
n. steering column in a car
pot
n. carburetor
pot
n. marijuana
pot luck
n. meal in which each participant contributes food
POW
n. prisoner of war
pray to the porcelain god
v. vomit; throw up
prick
n. dumb person of little worth
prick
n. penis
pro
n. professional; somebody with professional-level ability
pro
prod
n. reminder; way to make somebody remember something
prod
v. remind somebody of something
psych
n. psychiatry; psychiatric service or ward in a hospital. 1. Get psych down here. I think we've got a
suicide.
psych out
v. fool; deceive; trick (somebody)
psych up
v. excite somebody; make somebody enthusiastic
psyched
adj. thrilled; excited; stimulated; eager
puff
v. exaggerate; promote; hype; market aggressively
puke
n. vomit; vomitus. 1. Look at the puke all over this bus station. It's disgusting.
puke
v. vomit; throw up. 1. I was so sick from that fish that I puked last night
pull an all-nighter
v. stay up all night doing something, usually a studying, preparing for an exam, or partying. 1. I
pulled an all-nighter to finish that project.
pull rank
v. use or exploit the authority that comes with one's rank
pull somebody's chain
v. annoy; harass; irritate
PUMG
abbr. puking up my guts (from laughing hard)
pump
v. try to extract information from somebody
pump
n. heart
pump up
v. excite somebody; make somebody enthusiastic
pump up
v. exercise or flex muscles to that they become filled with blood and appear larger
pumped
pumped up
punch out
v. eject from an aircraft. 1. I'm hit, gotta punch out!
punk
adj. of or pertaining to punk music and those who listen to it
punk
n. juvenile delinquent; hoodlum (said of young men and boys)
punker
n. person (usually young) who emulates the fashion and behavior of punk rock musicians
punter
n. gambler; someone who bets or makes risky investments
puppy
n. object; thing
puppy love
n. feeling of affection or romantic attraction among pre-adolescents
push off
v. depart; leave. 1. It's late, time to push off.
pusher
n. person who sells drugs
puss
n. face; a person's face
pussy
n. female genitalia
pussy
n. woman (as a sexual object). 1. I gotta get me some pussy.
pussy-wipped
adj. under the control of a woman; manipulated by a woman (said of men)
put a sock in it
exclam. be quiet; shut up; stop stalking
put a sock in it
v. be quiet; stop talking
put out
adj. upset; disappointed
put out
v. engage in sexual activity (said of women)
put the chill on
v. ignore; leave alone; reject (somebody)
put the freeze on
v. ignore; leave alone; reject (somebody)
put the moves on
v. attempt to attrack or seduce somebody (usually a woman)
put the pedal to the metal
v. accelerate a car by pressing the accelerator pedal to the floor
put your hands together for
v. clap; applaud somebody
put-on
n. con; deception
putz
n. dumb, clumsy person
putz
n. penis (from Yiddish)
putz around
v. mess around; do little or nothing; waste time
pysched up
=======
Q-sign
n. comatose patient with mouth open and tongue hanging out
quads
n. quadrucep muscles (on the front of the thigh, visible near the knee)
quant
n. financial analyst who uses quantitative techniques
quarterback
v. lead; manage; be in charge of something or somebody
que pasa
idiom. what's up? how are you? what's going on? (from Spanish)
queer
adj. of or pertaining to homosexuals
queer
n. homosexual (typically male)

quick buck
n. profit rapidly and readily earned
quick fix
n. simple, rapid solution that is usually not practical in the long term
quick fix
n. solution that is neither good nor durable
quick one
n. sexual relations done quickly
quick-and-dirty
adj. something done rapidly and sloppily
quickie
n. sexual relations done quickly
=====
rabbit
v. flee; run away; escape. 1. He's rabbiting. I'm going after him.
rabbit food
n. raw vegetables
rack
n. bed; cot
rack
n. breasts (female, usually large)
rack duty
n. time spend in bed asleep
rack time
n. time spend in bed asleep
rack up
v. earn; obtain; acquire
racket
n. con; deception
racket
n. noise; loud sounds (music, work-related noise)
radical
rag
n. clothing in general (of any quality)
rag
n. newspaper
rag
n. tampon; pad
rag
n. ugly clothing
ragjob
n. convertible (car)
ragtop
n. convertible (car)
railroad tracks
n. braces on the teeth (particularly metal ones with wires connecting them)
rain on somebody's parade
v. ruin or spoil something for somebody
rake in
v. obtain or bring in a large quantity (usually money)
rally
n. party; gathering; event
rally
v. have a party or hold an event
rap
n. criminal charge or accusation; blame or responsibility
rap
v. chat; talk; discuss something
rap session
n. causual discussion about something
rap sheet
n. record of a person's crimes
raspberry
n. obnoxious sound made by pushing air through closed lips
rat
n. person who is disgusting
rat fink
n. informant; snitch
rat on
v. inform, snitch, or tell on somebody
rat-bastard
n. person who is extremely disgusting
rathole
n. disgusting place
rattled
adj. surprised; confused
raw
adj. lacking experience; new. 1. You're totally raw. You've never done this, have you?
rays
n. sunshine
razz
v. tease; taunt
ream out
v. scold or berate somebody
rear
n. buttocks
rear end
n. buttocks
rear-ender
n. automobile collision in which one car strikes the back or another
red hot
n. very important; very much in demand
red tide
n. menstruation; menstrual period; period
red up
v. dress up; make fancy (used in western Pennsylvania)
redneck
n. person from a small, rural town and possessing little education or manners
reffo
n. refugee
regs
n. regulations (abbreviation). 1. Don't quote me the regs.
rep
n. representative (usually in sales)
rep
n. reputation. 1. Don't mess with my rep. I worked hard for it.
repo
n. repossessed item (usually an automobile)
re-up
v. reenlist. 1. He re-upped? I thought he wanted out of the army.
revved
adj. excited; eager

revved up
adj. excited; eager
ride
n. car; vehicle
ride shotgun
v. sit in the front passenger seat of a car. 1. I'll ride shotgun if you don't mind. I've got to tell him
where we're going.
riff
n. brief piece of music played by one musician. 1. Nice riff. Let me hear it again.
rig
v. manipulate or set up a situation to achieve a desired outcome; cheat
righteous
adj. high quality; nice; good
rims
n. wheels (on a car)
rinky-dink
adj. cheap; low quality; damaged
rip off
v. deceive; steal; con somebody out of. 1. They tried to rip me off at the used car dealership.
rip-off
n. con; deception
rip-off
n. copy; reproduction; stolen idea or item
rip-off artist
n. con artist; deceiver
ripped
adj. muscular; having well-defined muscles (usually said of men). 1. His abs are seriously ripped.
roach-coach
n. snack truck
road hog
n. driver who takes up too much space on a road
roadie
n. person (usually young) who helps a rock group move equipment and set up for a performance
roady
n. person (usually young) who helps a rock group move equipment and set up for a performance
roast
n. party or event at which the guest or honor is teased or insulted in an affectionate way
roast
v. tease and insult a person at a party held in his or her honor
rock
v. be exciting, stimulating, or successful
rocks
n. ice cubes
roger
n. understood (used primarily for radio communication)
roit
n. an amusing, entertaining person or thing
Rolls
n. Rolls-Royce. 1. Nice Rolls. How'd you afford it?
root around
v. look for; carefully and thoroughly seek
rophies
n. rohypnol
rophy
n. rohypnol
ROTL
abbr. rolling on the floor
rotten
adj. low quality or performance. 1. He wrote a rotten paper for his history class.
rotten
adj. stinky; smelly; disgusting
rough time
n. difficult experience; hard time
roundup
n. summary of information such as news, weather, or sports
rubber
n. black marks of rubber left by automobile tires on a road. 1. He really burned rubber when he
left.
rubber
n. condom (U.S. usage). 1. Where can you buy rubbers at this time of night?
rubbish
n. nonsense; foolish talk or ideas
rug
n. toupee or wig. 1. Nice rug that guy's got.
rug rat
n. child; kid. 1. Any rug rats at home?
rule
v. be the top; be the best; dominate
run
n. transportation of illegal items
run
v. transport illegal items. 1. My grandfather used to run rum from Cuba.
run down
n. explanation or description of an event
run it down
v. tell exactly what happened
run off at the mouth
v. speak excessively and quickly
run out of gas
v. tire; lose interest
runner
n. somebody who transports illegal items. 1. That gun runner got arrested, didn't he?
runs
n. diarrhea
runt
n. short, usually slender peson (typically male)
rush
n. time when sororities and fraternities attempt to find new members, usually in the fall
======
S.O.B.
n. son of a bitch; despicable person (typically male)
S.O.S.
n. shit on a shingle (i.e.: creamed chipped beef on toast)
sack
n. bed; cot
sack
n. firing, termination, or dismissal from a job
sack
n. the tackling of a player in football (American)
sack
v. fire; dismiss (an employee)
sack
v. tackle a player in football (American)
sack out
v. go to bed; get in bed; go to sleep
sand box
n. Iraq (as of 2003; previously referred to Saudi Arabia)
scam
n. deception; swindle; con; v. deceive; steal; con somebody out of
scammer
n. con artist; deceiver; swindler
scank
n. ugly woman (usually young)
scarf
v. eat greedily and quickly. 1. He was so hungry he scarfed the entire pizza.
scarf down
scarf out
schlep
n. dumb, annoying person
schlep
v. carry or haul something or somebody from place to place. 1. I've been schlepping these books
around all day.
schmoose
v. gossip; discuss; cat
schmooze
schmoozer
n. person who can chat or gossip effectively
schmuck
n. dumb, annoying man or boy
schmuck
n. penis
school
v. teach somebody something (usually said by a person in authority)
scope
v. assess or evaluate somebody visually
scope out
v. assess or evaluate somebody visually
scorcher
n. very hot, sunny day
score
n. results; outcome
score
n. summary of information such as news, weather, or sports
score
v. succeed; obtain what one wanted
score
v. have sexual relations with (said by men regarding women)
scraggy
adj. bony; having little muscle or body fat
scratch
adj. unplanned; temporary
scratch
n. money; cash
scratch
v. eliminate; cancel; delete
scratch
n. money
screw
v. con; deceive; swindle; cheat
screw
n. person available for sex
screw
n. sex; the sex act
screw
screw around
v. waste time; do something unproductive or futile
screw over
v. cheat, lie, or deceive somebody
screw up
adj. err; mess up; blunder
screw up
n. chaos; confusion; mess
screwed
scriptkiddy
n. young, inexperienced hacker with little programming ability who uses other's code for their own
malicious purposes
scrub
v. cancel; halt; stop
scruffy
adj. dirty; unkempt. 1. Who you calling scruffy looking?
scum
n. disgusting, worthless person
scum
n. semen
scumbag
scumbag
n. condom, in particular a used one
scuz
n. dirt; filth; garbage
scuzzbag
scuzzy
second base
n. act of touching or groping sexually (used as a way to mark "progress" in sex, particularly
among youth)
serious
adj. excellent; nice; good
set
n. period during which a band plays without stopping
sexy
adj. have substantial sexual appeal
shades
n. sunglasses, especially dark sunglasses
shag
v. depart; leave
shag
v. have sexual intercourse with
shag off
v. depart; leave
shank
n. knife; blade
shank it
v. walk someplace; go someplace on foot
shape up or ship out
idiom. behave/perform well or get out of the way
sharp
adj. handsome; attractive; nicely dressed
sharp
adj. smart; clever; bright
shellac
shellacked
adj. defeated; beaten (often in a game or other contest)
shellacking
n. defeat; beating; loss
ship shape
adj. in good condition; functioning well
shit
n. feces; the act of defacating; a despicable pesron; something completely worthless; nonsense.
1. There's shit all over the place. What happened?
shit
v. defacate; move one's bowls. 1. Gotta shit, be back in a minute.
shit fit
n. a strong, angry outburst; a tantrum. 1. Her kid threw a shit fit when he didn't get what he
wanted for dinner.
shit on
v. treat somebody poorly
shit on a shingle
n. creamed chipped beef on toast
shit or get off the pot
v. take action or leave
shit slinger
n. cook
shit-ass
adj. of or pertaining to an awful, repulsive person
shit-ass
n. awful, repulsive person
shit-bag
n. set of annoying problems or difficulties
shit-bag
n. unappealing, incompetent person
shitcan
n. toilet
shitcan
n. garbage can
shit-faced
shithead
n. dumb, rude person (usually said of men)
shit-house
n. outhouse; outdoor toilet
shit-list
n. list of worthless or troublesome people
shitload of
n. large quantity of something
shits
n. diarrhea
shits
n. diarrhea; the runs; loose stool. 1. I've had the shits since I ate that bad fish.
shitsky
n. dumb, rude person (usually said of men)
shitsky
n. feces; dung
shitstick
n. feces in a long, narrow shape
shitstick
n. horried person
shitty
adj. coated with feces
shitty
adj. lousy; poor quality; undesirable. 1. What shitty weather. 2. That's such a shitty car, what with
the dents and scracthes.
shlep
shlep
v. carry or haul something or somebody from place to place
shmen
n. freshmen; first-year college students
shmoose
shmooze
shook
adj. scared; frightened; startled
shoot
v. start to explain something
shoot the bull
v. gossip; discuss; chat
shoot the crap
shoot the shit
short stack
n. two pancakes
shot
adj. tired; exhausted; damaged; ruined
shot
n. attempt; attempt to do something
shot
n. launch of a rocket
shot down
adj. rejected; eliminated; destroyed
shot glass
n. small glass, 1.5 to 2.0 ounces, for measuring or drinking liquor
shot in the dark
idiom. guess; random attempt. 1. It was a shot in the dark. I'm not surprised I got it wrong.
shot to the curb
adj. having no money or place to live; in the gutter
shotgunning
n. ordering large numbers of tests so as to find what is wrong with a patient
shove off
v. depart; leave
shrooms
n. Psilocybin/psilocin
shut somebody up
v. force somebody to stop talking; prevent somebody from talking
silver bullet
n. amazing and full-proof solution
single digit midget
n. solider with less than ten days left in a combat zone
sitrep
n. situation report
SIW
abbr. self-inflicted wound
six pack
n. well defined stomach muscles
sixty-nine
n. oral sex in which the two partners mutually stimulate each other
sixty-nine (69)
n. oral sex in which the two partners mutually stimulate each other
skank
n. ugly woman (usually young)
skanky
adj. ugly; disgusting (said mostly about women)
sketchy
adj. shady; vague; weird
skills
n. ability; capacity; talent; gifts. 1. You know you brought me in 'cause I got the skills.
skin
v. cheat; deceive; overcharge
skinhead
n. person with a shaven or bald head
skinny-minnie
n. very slender woman
skins
n. drums
skive off
v. avoid work or responsibilities; shirk
skosh
n. a little more
slacker
n. lazy, unproductive person
slam
n. criticism; harsh review
slam
v. criticize; berate; object. 1. He got slammed by his boss for doing a lousy job last month.
slam (some) beers
v. drink (a lot of) beer
slam dunk
n. forcing a basketball into the basket from above
slam dunk
n. something that is absolutely certain. 1. I'm telling you, it's a slam dunk. No problems.
slammer
n. prison; jail
slanging match
idiom. prolonged exchange of insults using slang
sleaze
n. disgusting, despicable person
sleaze
n. worthless item or object
sleaze
v. be promiscuous (sexually); be a slut
sleazebag
n. disgusting , repulsive person
sleazeball
sleaze-bucket
sleazo
adj. sleazy; disgusting; having a bad reputation
sleazoid
adj. sleazy; disgusting; having a bad reputation
sleez
n. disgusting, despicable person
sleez
n. worthless item or object
sleez
v. be promiscuous (sexually); be a slut
slime
slime bag
n. disgusting, worthless person (usually said of men)
slime bucket
slimeball
SLJO
abbr. shitty little jobs officer (junior officer given many small tasks)
slope
n. Asian person (so called because of the shape of the eyes)
slow code
n. cardiac arrest for which no particular measures are taken due to the moribund condition of the
patient
slug
n. bullet; firearm ammunition
slut
n. a woman who is sexually promiscuous; a woman who appears sexually promiscuous or
sexually alluring. 1. She looks like a slut but doesn't actually put out.
slutty
n. a sexually promiscuous or alluring appearance (used only in reference to women). 1. She
always looks slutty, even when she goes to church.
smarts
n. intelligence; brains
smash hit
n. very successful movie, play, or other form of entertainment
smashed
smear
smoke
n. act of smoking any substance
smoke
n. cigarette (tobacco); cigar; pipe
smoke
n. deception; exaggeration; bullshit
smoke eater
n. firefighter
smokin'
adj. excellent; very hot
smoking gun
n. irrefutable evidence of guilt
smoothie
n. blended drink, usually including fruit
SNAFU
n. problem; trouble; trouble spot (from WWII military slang: situation normal, all fucked up). 1. Just
one little snafu: the computer crashed.
SNAG
abbr. sensitive New Age guy
snag
n. trouble; difficulty
snag
v. acquire; grab; swipe; steal
snail mail
n. physical mail. 1. Send it snail mail. I don't mind waiting.
snake eater
n. U.S. Army Special Forces personnel; Green Beret
snap
n. snapshot
snap
v. lose control; go crazy. 1. When he heard the news, he just snapped.
sniffer
n. nose
snog
v. kiss. 1. I just snogged the girl of my dreams.
snookered
snorting
n. using inhalants
snow
n. deception; con
snow
v. attempt to con or deceive somebody
snow job
n. deception; con
so sue me
idiom. retort said to reject or dismiss somebody's statement
sofa spud
n. lazy person who watches television, movies, or plays video games
soft code
n. cardiac arrest for which no particular measures are taken due to the moribund condition of the
patient
solid
adj. great; excellent; cool
son of a bitch
n. unappealing, worthless person. 1. You are such a son of a bitch. I can't trust you at all.
son of a bitch
exclam. damn it, darn it (used to express frustration or anger). 1. Son of a bitch! I totally forgot.
sorry-ass
adj. depressed; sad; pathetic; worthless. 1. Get your sorry-ass car out of my space.
sorry-assed
adj. depressed; sad; pathetic; worthless
soul kiss
n. French kiss
sounds
n. music; records; CDs
soup
n. fog. 1. We can't see anything through this soup. Better drive slow.
soup's on
n. dinner is ready; dinner is on the table. 1. Soup's on. Get it while it's hot.
space
v. be befuddled; become disoriented or disorganized
space junk
n. debris, including dead satellites, in orbit around the earth
space out
v. be befuddled; become disoriented or disorganized
spaced
adj. giddy; flakey; silly; befuddled
spaced out
spacey

spam
n. mass mailing of email for commercial purposes (usually involving sex)
spam
n. undesired email messages (usually in large quantity) for products or services the user has no
interest in
spam
v. flood email boxes with unrequested messages for products or services
spam
v. send massive amounts of email for commercial purposes (usually involving sex)
spamhaus
n. company or site that sends out spam email
sparg
n. asparagus
sparky
n. radio operator
spastic
adj. out of control; hyper
spaz
n. idiot; twit; person who overreacts
spear-phishing
n. targeted, precision phishing
specs
n. eyesglasses
specs
n. specifications; detailed information (usually about technology). 1. Just give me the specs on
the new system.
speed
n. amphetamine
spic
n. Hispanic person
spiffed up
adj. nicely dressed; cleaned up. 1. You got all spiffed up for today's meeting? Why?
spiffy
adj. good; nice; excellent. 1. Very spiffy clothes. Where are going?
spike
v. put alcohol into a non-alcoholic drink. 1. Who spiked the punch?
spill one's guts
v. confess; reveal everything

splash
n. commotion; noise; something noticable or even remarkable. 1. He made a big splash with his
new ideas
splash
v. shoot down; kill in an aerial battle. 1. Splash one enemy fighter.
split
v. depart; leave
sponge off
v. live off somebody without paying for rent, food, or other costs
spook
n. spy; espionage agent
spook
v. scare; frighten, startle
spook factory
n. CIA (Central Intelligence Agency)
spoon
n. cook
spoon slinger
n. cook
spot
n. small quantity of liquor. 1. Just a spot of whisky, please.
spot
n. club; nightclub; nigth spot. 1. Where's a good spot to hang out around here?
spot
v. give somebody an advantage (in a game). 1. I'll spot you ten points.
spot
v. lend somebody something. 1. Can you spot me ten dollars?
spring for
spring for
spruce up
v. fix up; clean up; make neat and tidy
spud
n. potato. 1. "Addicted to Spuds" (song title).
spunk
n. guts; verve; courage
spunk
n. semen
square
n. person who is old-fashioned, behaves well, and is traditional
square
v. set something right
squat
squat
v. sit; sit down; sit and remain sitting
squeal
v. inform, snitch, or tell on somebody
squeeze
n. difficult situation
squeeze
v. pressure; urge; push somebody to do something
squeeze
n. one's lover
stack
n. pile of toast, French toast, or pancakes
stash
n. hidden supply of drugs or drug-related items
stash
v. hide; conceal
stat
adj. immediately. 1. Get him to the ER stat.
stay loose
v. be cool; relax; be calm
steam
v. anger; upset
steamed
adj. angry; upset, frustrated
steel pot
n. helmet made of steel with a plastic liner
step on it
v. hurry; make haste; rush. 1. Step on it. We don't have time to waste.
stern
n. buttocks; posterior
sticks
n. remote, isolated area (often a village or town)
stiff
n. corpse; dead body. 1. Where's the stiff from last night's shootout?
stiff
v. not leave a tip (in a restaurant, bar, or club). 1. That waiter got stiffed by a stingy couple.
sting
n. operation to ensnare criminals. 1. In a brilliant sting operation, the police shut down a major
drug smuggling operation.
sting
v. capture and/or arrest somebody
sting
v. cheat; deceive; swindle
stinger
n. flaw; catch; drawback
stink
n. commotion; argument; dispute
stink
v. be disgusting, unappealing, or undesirable
stinker
n. person who is undesirable or disgusting
stinking rose
n. garlic
stinkpot
n. baby with a soiled diaper (usually from defecation)
stoked
adj. excited; eager
stone
adv. totally; completely; entirely
stoned
stoned
stones
n. guts; verve; courage
stones
n. testicles; balls
straight
adj. honest; truthful
straight
adj. no longer using drugs or alcohol
straight
adj. undiluted alcoholic drink
straight
adj. heterosexual
straight
n. heterosexual as opposed to homosexual or bisexual
straight dope
n. accurate reporting, information, or facts
straight up
adj. alcoholic drink without ice; neat
straight up
adj. forthwith; upright; earnest
straight-shooter
n. person who speaks directly and frankly
strapped
adj. short on cash; broke; having no money
street
n. real world (as opposed to jail, prison, or other confinement)
street
n. Wall Street (note that this is often capitalized)
street smart
adj. knowledgable about life in the city, particularly in dangerous parts of a city. 1. She's street
smart and knows how to get things done.
street smarts
n. capacity to survive or thrive in a given environment
stress
v. become anxious or agitated; make somebody anxious or agitated
stressed
adj. anxious; upset; agitated; annoyed. 1. I'm so stressed because of all this work.
stressed out
adj. anxious; upset; agitated; annoyed
stretch
n. nickname for a tall, lanky, gangly person (usually capitalized)
stretch
n. time period
stroke
v. flatter or comfort somebody. 1. Just go stroke his ego, then you'll get a raise.
stubby
n. small can of beer
stud
n. male seen as successful with or appealing to women
studhammer
n. male who is sexually successful with women
stud-muffin
n. very handsome, sexy male
stuff a sock in it
exclam. be quiet; shut up; stop stalking
stupid-ass
stupid-ass
sub
vegetables
submarine sandwich
vegetables
suck
v. be unappealing or undesirable
suck face
v. kiss
suck suds
v. drink beer
suck up
v. tolerate; endure; accept something. 1. I know your job is tough, but you just have to suck it up.
sucker
n. person who is easily fooled or deceived
sucker
n. thing; object; device
sucker
v. trick; con; swindle; deceive
sucky
adj. undesirable; unappealing; low-quality
suds
n. beer
sue me
idiom. retort said to reject or dismiss somebody's statement. 1. You say you don't like it? So sue
me.
ugar
exclam. drat; darn (used in place of shit to express anger or frustration)
sugar daddy
n. older man who financially takes care of a younger person, often in a sexual relationship
suit
n. businessman or businesswoman; a person in authority
Sunday best
n. fancy, elegant clothing
Sunday driver
n. automobile driver who goes slowly and carefully. 1. I hate being stuck behind Sunday drivers.
superfly
adj. good; nice; excellent
superjock
n. great athelete or sports competitor
supratentorial
adj. in the brain or head; used to say a condition is psychiatric instead of neurological. 1. This
patient's problem is supratentorial. We can't do anything for him here in the ER.
surf n' turf
n. common way of referring to a platter with meat and seafood
suss
v. figure out; realize; understand clearly. 1. I've got you sussed now.
Suzy Homemaker
n. stereotype of the American housewife
swap spits
v. kiss
sweat
n. problem; trouble. 1. No sweat, I'll get it done.
sweat
v. anxiously await results
sweat blood
v. feel very tense or anxious
sweat bullets
v. feel very tense or anxious
sweep under the rug
idiom. hide; conceal; remove evidence. 1. Just sweep that problem under the rug. We'll worry
about it if we have to.
swift
adj. clever; intelligent; smart. 1. You're not too swift, are you?
swing
v. be current; modern; with it
swing
v. be entertaining, exciting, or enjoyable
swing
v. participate in group sex, exchanges of sex partners, or other fashionable activities
swipe
n. blow or strike by somebody or something
swipe
v. steal something (usually small)
swipe
v. take something
======
T&A
abbr. tits and ass (in reference to women)
T.G.I.F.
abbr. Thank God it's Friday
T.S.
abbr. tough shit (i.e.: too bad; tough luck; rotten luck)
TAFN
abbr. that's all for now
tag
n. license plate or identification/registration stickers on a vehicle
TAH
abbr. take a hint
tailer trash
n. poor people who live in trailer parks
take a dump
v. defacate; move one's bowls
take a dump
take a dump

take a hike
idiom. leave; get out; go away
take a hike
v. leave; depart; get out
take a piss
v. urinate; pee
take a shit
v. defacate; move one's bowls. 1. God, do I have to take a shit? Where's the can?
take a shit
take a stab at
idiom. attempt; give a try
take a walk
v. leave; depart; get out
take five
v. take a break for five minutes
take names
v. create a list of people who have behaved badly or illegally
take out
v. destroy or obliterate somebody or something
take out
v. go out with somebody; go on a date with somebody
take the piss
idiom. tease; mock; have fun at someone's expense
take up the slack
idiom. make up for a lack of time or effort due to other people
taken
taking care of business
idiom. dealing with life, work, or similar matters
talking head
n. announcer or anchor on television (so called because often only the face and neck are visible)
tall in the saddle
adj. proud; pleased; self-satisfied
tank
v. drink excessively
tank
tank up
v. drink excessively
tanked
tanked up
tap out
v. lose all one's money (often through gambling)
tapped
adj. broke; having no money
tapped
tapped out
adj. broke; having no money
tapped out
tater
n. potato
tawny
tchotchke
n. small item; trinket
tee off
v. upset or angery somebody
TEETH
abbr. tried everything else, try homeopathy
telly
n. television; TV. 1. Let's see what's on the telly tonight.
tenderfoot
n. person lacking experience or know-how (old expression no longer used much)
terp
n. interpreter for American forces in Iraq; interpreter in the military
thing
n. activity; undertaking (used after a noun to emphasize the particular nature of the noun or
create a general idea about that noun). 1. It's a girl thing; you wouldn't understand.
third base
n. act of oral sex or finger sex (used as a way to mark "progress" in sex, especially among youth)
third wheel
n. additional or extra person who is not wanted
thou
n. one-thousand
thou
n. thousand (n.b.: the "th" is pronounced hard, as in "threw")
threads
n. clothes; clothing. 1. Nice threads! Going on a date?
throw one's cookies
v. throw up; vomit
thunder-thighs
n. fat or large thighs (usually on a woman)
TIA
abbr. thanks in advance
tick
n. minute; second
ticked
adj. upset; angry
ticked off
adj. upset; angry
ticker
n. heart
ticker
n. watch; time piece
ticket
n. license; driver's license. 1. "Ticket to Ride" (song title).
ticket
n. something needed for a particular purpose
tickle the ivories
v. play the piano
tiddly
adj. tipsy; slightly drunk
tight
adj. close; very friendly; on good terms. 1. Those two are very tight.
TIIC
abbr. the idiots in charge
time
exclam. stop; stop talking; cease
time out
exclam. stop; stop talking; cease
time to cruise
idiom. time to depart, leave, or go
tinnie
n. can of beer
tipple
n. alcoholic drink such as beer, wine, or liquor. 1. My favorite tipple? A bit of cognac.
tipple
v. drink alcohol regularly
tits
n. breasts (usually said of women)
TLA
abbr. three-letter acronym
to die for
adj. excellent; outstanding. 1. This cake is to die for.
toast
adj. in trouble; at risk of punishment
todger
n. penis; dick
toe jam
n. smelly gunk between toes on unwashed feet
tokus
too by half
adj. too much; excessively; extremely. 1. You are too crazy by half.
took
tool
n. person who is easily exploited
tool
n. serious, dedicated student
tool
v. drive at high speed in a car
tool around
v. cruise or drive around in a car
tooth-to-tattoo ratio
n. visual inspection to determine mental status; a higher ratio (more teeth than tattoos) is better
top dog
n. leader; head of a group; powerful person in an organization
torpedo
vegetables
toss off
v. do something rapidly and with little attention to detail
toss one's cookies
v. throw up; vomit
toss one's lunch
v. throw up; vomit
toss one's tacos
v. throw up; vomit
totalled
adj. wrecked; demolished; destroyed
totally
adv. absolutely; completely; entirely
totally spent
adj. feeling adverse effects of methylenedioxymethamphetamine (MDMA)
tough out
v. endure; persist; persevere. 1. I know it's hard, but you've got to tough it out.
tough shit
idiom. too bad; tough luck; rotten luck
tough stick
n. patient whose veins make a blood draw difficult. 1. Druggies always make for tough sticks
because their veins are shot.
train wreck
n. patient with multiple medical problems
trammeled
tranny
n. transmission in a car
trash
n. person of little value
trash
v. damage; vandalize
trash
v. discard; throw away; get rid of
trashed
adj. drunk; intoxicated. 1. He was totally trashed after only four beers.
treadhead
n. tank driver or crewman; soldier whose specialty is armor
tribe
n. friends; relatives; family
trike
n. motorcyle with three wheels. 1. Nice trike. How fast does it go?
trip
n. time to be spent in jail; prison sentence
trip
n. weird, annoying person or experience
trippin'
adj. high on drugs
tri's
n. triceps (muscles on the back of the arm)
troll
n. ugly man or woman, often with a mean disposition
trounce
trust me
exclam. believe me; really; honestly; for real
TTFN
abbr. ta-ta for now
TTYL
abbr. talk to you later
tub of lard
n. fat person, typically very fat
tube
n. ocean wave when breaking
tube
n. television set (not a flat panel screen though)
tube steak
n. hotdog
tubular
tuchus
tude
n. poor attitude; troublesome disposition
tukkis
tunes
n. music; records; CDs
turd
n. poop; feces
turd
n. horrible person
turf
v. transfer a patient to another service (usually to get the patient out of your service). 1. She got
turfed up here from the ER, and now we're stuck with her.
turkey
n. failure; loss
turkey
n. dumb person
turn belly-up
v. die
turn belly-up
turn turtle
v. turn over; flip over; capsize
turned on
adj. sexually excited or aroused
turnoff
n. something unappealing, unenjoyable, or disgusting
turps
n. turpentine
turtle
n. Kevlar helmet
tweak
v. make small adjustments
tweaking
n. drug-induced paranoia
tweeked
twenty-four, seven
adj. all the time; 24 hours a day, 7 days a week
twenty-four/seven (24/7)
twenty-four/seven (24/7)
twerp
n. small, annoying person
Twinkie
n. Asian person who adopts the lifestyle, attitudes, and such of White people
twirp
n. small, annoying person
twit
twofer
n. two items for the price of one
two-time
v. cheat on a spouse or lover
two-time loser
n. confirmed failure
two-timer
n. somebody who cheats on a spouse or lover
======
U.V.s
n. sunshine; ultraviolet radiation from the sun
UBI
abbr. unexplained beer injury
umpteen
n. large quantity; many
umpteenth
adj. millions; billions; an uncountably large number
un-ass
v. get out of a sitting position; get off (a vehicle)
uncut
adj. not circumcised
uncut
adj. unmodified; unedited
under one's thumb

adj. under the control of; manipulated by. 1. "Under My Thumb" (song title).
undies
n. underwear
unit
n. gadget; device; mechanism
unit
n. penis
up
adj. pleased; happy; excited
up
v. increase; augment; raise
up for grabs
adj. in the mood for; willing to
up for grabs
adj. unclaimed; available
up for grabs
adj. unknown (in terms of outcome or results); chaotic; disorganized
up front
adj. honest; truthful; forthright
up front
adj. in advance; at the start; at the outset
up shit's creek
v. be in a desperate, no-win situation
up shit's creek without a paddle
v. be in a desperate, no-win situation
up to speed
idiom. current; informed; aware of what is going on. 1. Is the president up to speed or should
someone brief her?
up yours
upchuck
n. vomit; vomitus
upchuck
v. throw up; vomit
upchuck
v. throw up; vomit
uptight
adj. nervous; anxious; edgy
====
V.S.A.
abbr. vital signs absent; dead; deceased
vanilla
adj. ordinary; dull; plain
VB
n. Victorian Bitter (brand of beer in Australia)
V-ball
n. volleyball
veg
v. relax; take it easy; do very little
veg out
v. relax; take it easy; do very little
veggies
n. vegetables. 1. Some veggies with your steak?
vest
n. bulletproof vest; Kevlar vest. 1. He was wearing a vest, so he survived the gunshot.
vette
n. Corvette car
vibes
n. atmosphere; feelings; sense of what's what (short for "vibrations")
vic
n. convict
vic
n. victim
vid
n. video tape
vinyl
n. phonograph record(s) (so called because they are made from vinyl)
vivor
n. survivor
VPL
abbr. visible panty lines. 1. Hey girfriend, VPL.
======
wack
v. kill; murder
wack
adj. stupid; embarrassing. 1. That's just wack. No way it's real.
wack off
wack off
wack off
wack off
wacked
wacked out
wad
n. bankroll; handful of money
WAG
abbr. wild-ass guess
wagon
n. station wagon
wail on
v. beat; hit; strike (somebody)
walk
n. something easy to accomplish or do
walk
v. walk out; abandon; reject
walk on sunshine
idiom. be very pleased, excited, or happy
walking wounded
n. injured soldiers or victims still able to walk on their own
walking wounded
n. dumb people
wanabe
n. somebody who aspires to greatness or to a particular position or achievement
wannabe
n. somebody who aspires to greatness or to a particular position or achievement
wap
n. Italian; Italian person
Warthog
n. nickname for the A-10 Thunderbolt aircraft. 1. We've got two Warhogs in this hanger.
washboard abs
n. well defined stomach muscles
wassup
idiom. what's up; what is going on. 1. Wassup, man?
waste
v. kill; murder
wasted
wasted
way
adj. very; extremely; completely
way
exclam. yes; there is; there is too
way it plays
idiom. how things are; the real situation
WB
abbr. welcome back
wedge
vegetables
wedgie
n. pulling the underwear up tightly from behind
wedgie
n. the act of pulling the underwear of a boy up from behind so that it creates discomfort around
the genitals
wedgy
n. pulling the underwear up tightly from behind
weekend warrior
n. Army Reserve or National Guard members
weenie
n. dumb, incompetent man
well hung
adj. having large testicles and penis
wetback
n. Hispanic illegal immigrant
whack
v. kill; murder
whack
adj. stupid; embarrassing
whack off
whack off
whack off
whacked
whacked out
what in the fucking hell
exclam. what? (used to indicate anger or surprise)
what the fucking hell
exclam. what? (used to indicate anger or surprise)
whatever
adj. it's trivial, unimportant, irrelevant. 1. Like, whatever! It's not important, you know.
what's doing down
idiom. what's going on; what's happening
what's happening
idiom. what's going on
what's the deal
idiom. what is going on now
what's up
what's up doc
wheels
n. transportation in a car; a car
when the shit his the fan
idiom. when the catastrophic results of something become known or discovered
whipped
adj. tired; exhausted
whitebread
adj. ordinary; dull; plain
white-knuckle
adj. very tense, anxious, or stressed
whiz
v. urinate
whiz
n. capable person; talented person
whole ball of wax
idiom. everything; any and everything
whole enchilada
idiom. everything; any and everything
whore
n. a female prostitute; a contemptible, disreputable woman
WIA
abbr. wounded in action
wicked
adj. impressive; good; excellent
wienie
n. dumb, incompetent man
wigger
n. white person who adopts black styles
willie pete
n. white phosphorus
wimp out
v. avoid a task
wimp out
v. cease or stop due to fear or anxiety
wimpy
adj. incompetent; weak
Windy City
n. Chicago
wing
v. travel by airplane
wing it
v. do something without preparation; improvise
winks
n. sleep
wipped
adj. under the control of a woman; manipulated by a woman (said of men; from "pussy-wipped")
wired
adj. anxious; nervous; very alert
wired
adj. connected electronically using cable(s) or radio connections
wired into
adj. concerned, worried, or attentive to somebody or something
wired up
within spitting distance
adj. very close
wizard
adj. cool; neat; excellent (no longer used). 1. That's so wizard. It's amazing.
wolf down
v. eat rapidly. 1. Don't wolf down your food. It's bad for your digestion.
wombat
n. eccentric person
wonk
n. serious, dedicated student
wonky
adj. studious; diligent
woody
n. erection of the penis
word
exclam. right; true; right on
word up
exclam. right; true; right on
work one's ass off
v. work very diligently
work one's butt off
v. work very diligently. 1. I worked my butt off on that paper and all I got was a C+.
worship the porcelain god
v. throw up; vomit. 1. After last night's frat party, I spent the morning worshipping the porcelain
god.
wow
v. impress. 1. You wowed them with that presentation.
wrack one's brains
v. think very hard or very deeply. 1. I'm wracking my brains but just can't remember her name.
wrecker
n. tow truck. 1. Where's the wrecker? I've got to get my car to the shop.
wrong-foot
v. trip up; cause somebody difficulty; make somebody make a mistake
WTG
abbr. way to go
wuss
n. weak, fearful person. 1. Don't be such a wuss. Speak up for yourself.
wussy
n. weak, fearful person
wusup
idiom. what's up; what is going on. 1. Wusup, bro?
WWW
abbr. we want women
=====
XTC
n. methylenedioxymethamphetamine (MDMA)
=====
Yank
n. U.S. soldier; Yankee; American
yank
v. irritate; harass; annoy
yank around
yank one's strap
yank somebody's chain
yid
n. Jew; Jewish person. 1. Don't call me a yid. It's insulting.
york
v. throw up; vomit
you got that
idiom. do you understand
yuck
exclam. horrible; terrible; disgusting
yuck
n. disgusting person or thing
yucky
yuk
n. disgusting person or thing
yukky
yuky
=====
zap
v. impress somebody
zap
v. shock somebody
zapped
adj. fatigued; tired; exhausted
zapper
n. microwave oven. 1. Stick it in the zapper and warm it up.
zapper
n. remote control; TV remote
zebra
n. improbable or ridiculous diagnosis
zero
zip
zip
n. score of zero
zip
n. spirit; vigor; energy
zit
n. pimple. 1. Damn, another zit. Where's my medicine?
zonk
v. fatigue or tire somebody
zonk out
v. collapse from fatigue
zonked
zonked
adj. fatigued; tired; exhausted. 1. I'm totally zonked from studying.
zonked out

zonked out
adj. fatigued; tired; exhausted. 1. He's really zonked out from studying so much.

English Slang

Uploaded by

Document Information

Original Title

Copyright

Available Formats

Share this document

Share or Embed Document

Sharing Options

Did you find this document useful?

Is this content inappropriate?

Copyright:

Available Formats

English Slang

Uploaded by

Copyright:

Available Formats

abs

n. abdominal muscles. 1. Nice abs. You been working out?

adj. fatigue after using amphetamine

be down with that

beat the shit out of (someone)

blow (one's cool)

v. behave carelessly or dumbly. 1. Stop buggering about and get to work.

call (someone) out

catch some Z's

n. outhouse; outdoor toilet

n. group that works together (often applies to music)

n. totally screwed up situation or circumstances

cut some slack

adj. of or like a delicatessen

exclam. darn (used in place of damn to express anger or frustration)

n. handsome man with little personality

adj. said of a woman with small breasts

fresh off the boat

exclam. strong expression of frustration, anger, or impatience. 1. Oh, fuck, I forgot.

v. stop it; leave me alone; let me be

adj. raw; inexperienced; new to something

n. SR-71 (also called the Blackbird) aircraft

n. Wednesday (so called because it is the middle of the week)

v. waste time or energy; do little or nothing

v. remain relaxed, calm, under control

v. go to sleep; fall asleep

n. dining hall; dining area; cafeteria

n. highly irritating or difficult

n. person (usually male) of no worth, with a cruel disposition

pop the clutch

n. homosexual (typically male)

adj. excited; eager

adj. giddy; flakey; silly; befuddled

v. confess; reveal everything

v. move one's bowels; defacate

under one's thumb

adj. drunk; intoxicated

You might also like