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THIRD Edition

by Barry J. Lipson
Introduction
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the better it has done.
This volume is a compilation of the Cover Art utilized by your author on his tomes published on
Scribd, in descending order of reads.
As you are reading this Introduction, this volumes Cover Art has undoubtedly worked. You
were obviously firstly attracted through patriotism, the vibrant red, white and blue of the
American Flag. Quickly thereafter your eyes, apparently, followed Old Glorys flowing folds as
they spread over the comely curves of these three Bio-Enhanced Triplets. But this Cover was not
just chosen to stimulate salacious patriotism, as the following Original Flag Desecration Photo
Essay Cover may also be said by some to have been:

For you then turned the page ..


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And see instead it nicely ties into the kittenish sexuality exhibited by Madonna in the
first of the compiled covers, where clad only in red undies and boots, she has draped
herself in the American Flag to declare that:

Freedom of speech is as good as sex!


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Now,

therefore,

here

in

descending

order of reads are the covers:

OXY: I find, the mightier the quip, the tastier the slurp!
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We are all consumers of goods and services!!!


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Masonry is ancient, immutable and uniform in its strivings to make "good men better."
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We should in all ways encourage young men to follow in the footsteps of their Masonic fathers.
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Small Businesses Guide To Antitrust Enforcement Archived At Scribd


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Original Oxy Cover To Archived 71st Edition


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Take the E out of Esquire and that leaves the Horse Play!
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Sophocles: Short Saying Often Contain Much Wisdom


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Law is an honorable profession!


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NO!

Think Outside The Box!!!


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So here then is George VanWright going wantonly wrong in a modern day Comedy of Errors
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We do not consecrate the flag by punishing its desecration, for in doing so we dilute the
freedom that this cherished emblem represents. --Justice William Brennan
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Patent Trolling fails to "promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts!"
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VAL-ley of Pittsburgh Legion of Hon-OR Military Degree Team [VALOR]


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National COO: "Thank you for all of your leadership and dedication Barry."
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An Antitrust Compliance Program to be EFFECTIVE must be all-inclusive!


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Princes of Jerusalem, Chiefs of Masonry, Judges in the Last Resort


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Old School Dodos Lose! Winners by a Home Run - 21st Century Realists!!!
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Good Programs! Good Food! Good Gifts! Good Fellowship! Equals Good Year!
History of a very active Masonic Blue Lodge Year.
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This has been a year of "Thinking Out of the Box" for the Princes of Jerusalem
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Circa 500AD: Christian Orthodoxy Hid Here From Christian Arian Vandals
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Adventures with our Brothers to the South


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Drawing Shows What Might Be Spread Over Ten Pages In A Book [1862]
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A Necessary Coach: Your Attorney A Facilitator For All Stages!


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Managing Editor Howard Gibson: "A learned legal article in a style that is readable, entertaining
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Will Rogers: We "don't make jokes," we "just watch the government and report the facts."
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For the Shrine to Survive & Prosper the #1 Commitment MUST be to Membership
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Some things I think I think ...


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Phil Musick

But help is available, if you have "a friend in need . . ."


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Irreverent SF blood & guts adventure of hands-on Sextopod deprivation, redemption & salvation.
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How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same?


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In recognition of all the brave individuals who have served with honor in the Armed Forces
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"Oxymoron," the "results of the combination of oxygen and stupidity."


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Where law ends, tyranny begins" -- Justice Sandra Day O'Connor


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For Freedom, Madonna bares belly, Beetle bares arms!


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At least 26 Presidents of the United States were trained in the law.


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Mark Twain "considered himself the 'American Sholom Aleichem'."


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What do "Coca-Cola," "Polaroid" and "Scoop-D-Doo" have in common?


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Trade association participation is the greatest single antitrust risk.


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Watch Out Tweetie Fly Before Oxy Slurps Again!


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Yes, Virginia, there can be happy endings, but Uncle Sam is not Santa Claus!
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This Cover displays ads of recreational drugs when they were lawful.
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Dont be grabby! - An introduction to the Antitrust Laws


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DAG Larry Thompson: "We must not change the essential character of our country."
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To help you evaluate your "CORPability" (Corporate Culpability).


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All Brother Masons can be Nobles of the "Worlds Greatest PHUN-thropy!"


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Ten years later the Arab Spring is changing the landscape.


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The Whirlwind Masonic Journey of my two sons, making them my "Brothers"


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What are your "Fat-Free" and other "user unfriendly" experiences?


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But Leniency Program does not cover private treble damage suits
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Is the Lawyer "the Problem, the Messenger and/or the Solution"?


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To propagate Masonry, throughout the generations, as a "Family Tradition.


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Soon I am to raise my son to the Sublime Degree of Master Mason.


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Through the transmitters of KQV, Demigods & Demagogs & ME!


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This Lawyer would qualify as a "Dinner for Schmucks" invitee!


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We Teach New Dogs Old Tricks! #1 Dont Roll Over & Play Dead!
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"Hi!, I'm from the FDA [or NutraSweet], and I'm here to help you." - Yeah, Sure!
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Patriots Against The Patriot Act


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"Weird, amazing, mindboggling and yet somehow liberating," Alice soulfully prattled.
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"'AND' includes 'OR', OR 'OR' includes 'AND'," AND/OR do they?"


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Deals with competitors last only as long as it takes to send a text message!
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Kings of the World Cyrus & Darius Combined Efforts Succeeded


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Technology like fine wine is great but addictive - It is best not to O.D. on it.
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Bert & Ernie shoot themselves in feet trying to carve up Dry Gulch
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"All you Sewer Shylocks do is sue!," shrilled Sue Shakespeare


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In Interlocutory if there are 3 judges involved there are likely to be 4 different opinions.
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COMPASS - Court Of Masonic Practicing Attorneys Serving Selflessly


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This Column explores the basic considerations necessary for a successful franchising operation.
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How about a challenge to one's analytical abilities, perhaps to the "Outer Limits"?
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A Journey of Inner Discovery


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An expert is someone who knows enough to know that he doesn't know everything.
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King of the World Northern Light Edition Archived Here


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Yours Truly, Barry J. Lipson, Esq.


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Honey, They Shrank My Supper!!!


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It Does More Than Just Wave


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Moral: Lawyers can be darn good in coaching businesses to make the right moves.
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SBA TV Production
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POTUS Stepping On It!!!


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Just A Taste
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