Let's absurdly
over-celebrate your
birthday asmuch = *
as people do Jesus's.
som@cardsSorry an entire year still wasn't
enough time for me to buy you
a birthday present. 9.
gems S77
Let's celebrate you being
one year closer to
removing your
birthdate from your
facebook profile
your @eard s
romeacaris.com
Happy day before you have to send
out a million apologies forthe pf”
inappropriate drunk texts
you're goingto
write tonight.
your@cardsSorry you have to scroll
so far down the menus
on websites to choose
your birth year,
som@cards
My mother said I'm
obligated to wish you
a happy birthday,
som@cards
| find it strange that we
celebrate you on the
anniversary of a day
when your mom did
all of the work.