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Let's absurdly over-celebrate your birthday asmuch = * as people do Jesus's. som@cards Sorry an entire year still wasn't enough time for me to buy you a birthday present. 9. gems S77 Let's celebrate you being one year closer to removing your birthdate from your facebook profile your @eard s romeacaris.com Happy day before you have to send out a million apologies forthe pf” inappropriate drunk texts you're goingto write tonight. your@cards Sorry you have to scroll so far down the menus on websites to choose your birth year, som@cards My mother said I'm obligated to wish you a happy birthday, som@cards | find it strange that we celebrate you on the anniversary of a day when your mom did all of the work.

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