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Iwassickandtiredof

beingdefeatedoverand
overbytheFSF.Whatif
Icameupwithandidea
socrazy,itmightget
pastthem.ThenI
thought,AGiantDonut
DeathMachine!Iwould
startbuildingtodayand
hopetogetdoneAugust
oftheyear3333.
Whenitwasfinished,
IaimedtheUltimate
CannonShooterThingy
atEarth,demanding
theyobeymeorIwould
obliteratetheEarth.The
FSFflewouttomyship.
Theytoldmeto
surrenderordie.
Thenmyshipstarted
toglowandproducea
shieldthatnothingcould
penetrate.Theytried
launchingmissilesatmy
ship,buthadnoluck.

Then,onebyone,I
destroyedeachship,
killingpeopleonboard.
Therewasonlyone
survivor,Wingbo,Who
managedtogetinside
myshipwithhisescape
pod.Thenhesetbombs
alloverthehull,keeping
thedetonatorinhis
pocket.
Whenhefoundme,I
waswaitingforhimwith
apistol.Hedodgedthe
firstshotIfiredathim
andstabbedmeinthe
thighwiththeknifehe
had.Thenhehoppedon
aspeederandtookoff
outtheairlock.Ididthe
same,onlylimping.
WhenIgotoutto
space,hefiredonme.I
escapedjustintimeby
jumpingintospace,but
heshovedmeintothe

airlockandpressedthe
detonator.Wingbo
returnedtoEarth,
destroyingmeandmy
donutdeathmachine.

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