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The First Meeting.!

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The first meeting of the no friends club was a complete success, to be honest I

never knew that there were so many friendless people in my school. Even Jerry, the
suspected cool kid was there. His mom packed brownies. But now that I think about it
the reason so many people showed up could have been because I advertised it as a
super secret meeting for only the schools elite nobodies. When I told my mom about the
no friends club she just laughed and told me in her super motherly mom voice Thats
nice sweetie, but remember youll always have friends; your daddy and I are your
friends that was a load of baloney and we both knew it. !
Hey umm can you keep a secret about the club? Well the clubs executive members
have, um you know.. decided to do away with some of the factors holding us back from
obtaining the entirety of the Nation under the SUPREME RULERSHIP OF THE NO
FRIENDS CLUB. These factors consist mainly of Shrek lovers, teachers, janitors, the
Congress, the President, and a few other figure heads. HA! Just kidding! Though on the
contrary, some of the more active members of our group, have put together a comic
book club, while others have organized beach clean ups, an elderly peoples basketball
league :|, and baby shower for one of the 9th graders at Redwood; Im not technically
aloud to to say, but Im sure you can all guess. Well anyway, now that Ive enlightened
you with the knowledge of the no friends club I hope to see you all there. Except for
Tommy.!

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Wednesday, April 8, 2015 at 1:40:44 PM Pacific Daylight Time

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