Church bulletin news:

During the absence of our Pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon
when J. Fl. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.
Miss Charlene Mason sang I will not pass this way again, giving obvious pleasure to
the congregation.
Barbaras in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also
having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jacks sermons.
The pastor will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing Break Forth
Into Joy.
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be What is Hell? Come early and
listen to our choir practice.
Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members
and to the deterioration of some older ones.
Kids opinions:
On Kissing:
the law says you have to be 18, so I wouldnt want to mess with that. Curt, age 7
the rule goes like this, if you kiss someone, then you should marry her and have kids
with her. Its the right thing to do. Howard, age 8
On Beauty:
beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time. Christine, age 9
it isnt always how you look. Look at me. Im handsome like anything, and I havent
got anybody to marry me yet. Brian, age 7
On Marriage:
you got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like if you like sports, she should
like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. Allan, age 8
tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a bad truck. Ricky, age 7
dont forget your wifes name. That will mess up the love. Erin, age 8
be a good kisser and it might make your wife forget that you didnt take out the trash.
Daryl, age 9
On Science:
when people run around and around in circles we say they are crazy. When planets do it
we say they are orbiting. Cathy, age 11
while the earth seems to be knowingly keeping its distance from the sun, it is really only
centrificating. Andy, age 10