Order of Pun Operations

by Wilson, Kevin and Sanju

Student: Sir, what about the law of distribution?

Teacher: Shut up or Ill distribute you more homework.
Student: At least that doesnt break the law
Teacher: I will, once I refract your face!
Student: Sir, you should reflect on what youre doing.
Teacher: I have a whole spectrum of things I can do!
Student: I thought we were learning about prisms.
Teacher: Lets stick to the rainbow strategy.
Student: Will I pass with flying colours then?
Teacher: Enough, give me your undivided attention.
Student: You mean a-nine-tion!
Teacher: You should inch away from those bad puns.
Student: But it keeps everyone pounding at their desk in laughter.
Teacher: I should report you for good measure.
Student: I can see why you are our imperial ruler.
Teacher: How shall I calculate your punishment?
Student: Press the negative key on your calculator.

Teacher: Young man, I am going to have to meter parents.

Student: WHAT?!
Teacher: Please decrease your volume.
Student: That wont make a difference!
Teacher: You have a very bad add-itude.
Student: You mean subtractitude!
Teacher: Stop saying the same thing multiple times.
Student: The success of your puns are trapped in a whole.
Teacher: I guess that means they are very deep.
Student: You never answered my very first question.
Teacher: I will distribute you a ton more homework.