My Reality harmless” But this is my reality All bodies are plastic and all women are dispasable Cameras are on at all times and there’s-no indecent proposals People are made on MTV See the Real World and True Lives at the stage for the craze that got us hooked on. Jersey Shore, Love in New York, and Bad Girls Club, So hung up on the freak shows and the peep shows and the leap shows that we forget what real is “Reality TV-its harmless” But this is my reality All of America’s got talent we just daan’t gat jabs But if we think we can dance with the stars andl sing like the idals we just dai't feel robbed We'll aspire to be America’s most smartest... model or the next sereen queen while watching Mobbed Know your kid's a star? We put our Toddlers in Tiaras and if she protests to much just scare her Because the difference between Ametica’s Next Top Model and it’s biggest loser is a couple of pounds So tell that kid to dance her arse off “Reality TV-its harmless” But this is my reality every ugly duckling can be turned into the swan and if you know what not to wear then we know you can be smarter than a fifth grader So ditch the books and Jase the brain and your one step closer to 15 seconds of reality fame Because Brett Michaels is still looking for his rock and Flavor Flav is still prowling for the right clock See there is no age of love but theit is definitely a right price The Millionaire Matchmaker sells skin to the highest bidder ‘and when your married by America everyone's a winner so Say Yes To The Dress and have a Big Fat Wedding flip your house and swap your wife and you'll really be livingall poor peaple are stupid and all rich people are vai but nobody deserves to be called by their Instead they are prancers and hotties and smiley’s and boobs because the chance at real love comes at minimal truth so we watch lies with wide eyes and exhibit awe While try to trade spouses and spaces and clean houses and change faces because even an average Joe can be a Joe millignaire perhaps we all need an intervention because the system has tumed aur bri ns into thin air “Reality TV-its harmless” But this is my reality We love to watch people fail and ceumble give up and go under we dan't care who wins as long is there's an amazing race we'll root for survivor no matter how it ends Because none of us came here ta makes friends and even when theres more to love We love to hate Now that we're big brother and we're watching them swallowing the same ald shows that We ate Knowing that soon they too will live in the dark like trash tv casualties still searching for whats next “Reality TV- It's Harmless” No it isn’t because this is