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When I was a boy, each year as the nights began to draw in, my uncle John would tell we
kids this Halloween story. It was a tale about a trick that he played in a graveyard. One night
Uncle John spotted his great friend Eddie weaving his way home from the village pub. As
John watched, he saw Eddie open the churchs litch gate and take the shortcut through the
graveyard.
There was no doubt that Eddie was the worse for wear, and appeared disoriented, really he
should have taken the longer route home via the round ring. But then he cried out to nobody
in particular, Where am I?
John replied instantly, Amongst the living.
Where are you? cried Eddie'; to which John replied in his most sepulchral voice,
Amongst the dead.
Eddie sobered up instantly, rushed back the way he came, and took the long way around
the churchyard. This time he preferring to go passed the round ring, rather than stay a minute
longer amongst the spirits of the gravestones.
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Artinya :
Cerita Halloween Paman John
Ketika saya masih kecil, setiap tahun saati malam mulai tiba, pamanku John akan
menceritakan kita cerita Halloween. Itu adalah kisah tentang permainan tipu muslihat yang ia
mainkan di kuburan. Suatu malam Paman John melihat teman baik nya Eddie menuju
perjalanan pulang dari kedai minuman di desa. Seperti yang dilihat John, ia melihat Eddie
membuka pintu gerbang gereja Litch dan mengambil jalan pintas melalui kuburan.
Tidak ada keraguan lagi bahwa Eddie adalah buruk untuk dipakai, dan muncul masalah, dia
benar-benar harus mengambil jalan yang lebih lama untuk ke seperti cincin bulat. Tapi
kemudian ia berteriak kepada siapa pun, Di mana aku?
John menjawab langsung, Di antara kehidupan.
Kamu dimana? teriak Eddie ; John menjawab dengan suara yang paling seram nya, Di
antara kematian i .
Eddie mabuk langsung, bergegas kembali kejalan dia pertama datang, dan mengambil jalan
panjang di sekitar gereja. Kali ini dia memilih untuk pergi melewati cincin bulat, daripada
tinggal lebih lama lagi antara roh dari batu nisan.