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1999
Editorial rambling
It is, perhaps, a curse. Never
quite satisfied; never quite perfect,
theres always something more,
something different that could have
been. Perhaps I equate imperfection
with impermanence. I dont think I
like that, impermanence. It seems to
me that most people manage to go
through life without contemplating
it. It never occurred to them, or, if it
did, only as a brief and unfocused
affliction, something from which they
were easily drawn away because
they glimpsed it only out of the
corners of their eyes.
Why build, why do anything if
in time not only its physical structure
but also the thought and the memory
of the thing will be scattered as if it
were never there at all? It could only
be worthwhile if it served some
purpose, had some point but I am
certain that it doesnt (as per the
articles which previously appeared
in this space), and that even if it did,
that point would also need a point,
and that another point, and so on,
robbing it of any meaning it might
have had.
Maybe it would help if I were
European. I see films whose
characters, Europeans, live in
beautiful country homes, and they
have wives, children, grandchildren,
wine, stories, and a nice view, and
it makes them happy they look at
the rolling green hills and are
content, they need nothing more. I
look at the hills and I think I do see
what they see, but a short step
behind those thoughts is a flood of
others. The rolling green hills,
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Dear Bobo,
Ive been seeing a lot of those WWJD stickers, but Im not sure what Jesus
would actually do. I know youve met a lot of famous people. Have you ever
met Jesus? If so, what sort of person is he?
-Lou Biggles, Toronto, Canada
Well Lou, I have indeed met Jesus. Back in the early part of the Pax
Romana, I was living in Londinium. While there, I hooked up with a band
called the Volutare Lapidis, and was a roadie for them on their first World
Tour. While doing a gig in Judea, I worked with a carpenter who built our
set, Iesu ben Iosef. He wasnt a very good carpenter, but he and some of his
friends had formed a band, Jesus and the Disciples. They were into that
hardcore punk revolutionary shit, kinda like Rage Against the Machine
today. I spent quite a lot of time with the band, even got Keithian to talk
Mickius into letting them open for us. The Disciples were a big bunch of
braggarts, while Jesus was prone to giving lengthy advice that no one
really wanted to hear. The only one with any sense was their drummer/
manager, Judas. A typical night with them would usually include some
outlandish tale, such as the one where Peter, the bassist, claims to walk on
water while fishing. After Judas points out that they were all drunk on that
trip and Peter more likely just fell in, Jesus would go on for an hour or two
about the best way to walk on water, and how his father showed him how to
do it. I lost touch with them after we left Judea, but I heard they developed
quite a cult following before the critics crucified Jesus after the release of
his first album.
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Sincerely,
Robert Alter
November
1999
"I moved with the ease of a psychiatrist who becomes fond of his patients...
After a while he begins to write pages on delirium, then pages of delirium,
unaware that his sick people have seduced him. He thinks he has become an
artist." - Umberto Eco, Foucaults Pendulum