TITLE: Animal Farm

NAME: Jett Li
DATE: 12/15/14
HOUR: 6
HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL DOCUMENTS ENCLOSED
The following are items from the electronic mail address of
Napoleon [Berkshire boar]: admin@animalfarm.co
DIRECTORY AND EXPLANATIONS:
Squealer [porker]:
lifeisbetterwithnapolean@animalfarm.co
Squealer is the driving force of Napoleons plans who plays a
major role in persuading the animals that life is better without
the Jones.
Snowball [boar]: snowballeffect129@animalfarm.co
Snowball is Napoleons main competitor in any decisions that have
to be made around the farm such as whether or not to build a
windmill.
Boxer [cart-horse]: napoleonisalwaysright@animalfarm.co
Boxer is the most admired animal when it comes to working in the
farm. He has twice the power of an average horse and typically
accounts for half the workforce.
The dogs: napoleonsbodyguards@animalfarm.co
The dogs keep the animals from protesting Napoleons evil actions
with their fierce and intimidating looks.
Mr. Frederick [human]: frederick_pinchfield@gmail.com
Mr. Frederick is the owner of Pinchfield, a farm neighboring
Animal Farm. He is described as very tough and shrewd. Napoleon
had traded a pile of timber to Frederick for five-pound notes,
but Napoleon later realized that the notes were fakes and
Frederick soon attacked the farm.
EXCHANGES:
Napoleon to Squealer:
Napoleon: TEll the animalz to buiLd another windmill. We nEed
mora poweR for the tElovison.
Squealer: Alright, I'll get tEh animals to build tE windmil.
Napoleon: We neEd morE milk in our mash. GEtmorE cows mElked.
Squealer: Yas siR

Napoleon: quti it With the typohS wil ye?

Squealer: yas zIr
Napoleon: tell te humans we need autocorrEctt on the eMaIl. And
bigger buttpns pn te typewrrkter beCASe i keep tyPiNg the Wrong
Lettwrs.
Squealer: oK, buttwe need more monEy for better KeYbords
Napoleon: TJEN TELL TEANIMALS WORK HARDRR FOR MORE
MONEY,DUUUHHHHHJHH
Squealer: AlsO, boxEr isnT Gonmna make Et
Napoleon: Then SeEnd HiM to the HORSe Killr
Squealer: But
Napoleon: THE HORS KILleR giveZ us MORE Monie Fur AlcoHOLZ, SO
SENd boxer to horSE killah. OtherWIse I will have TeH Doges kil
ya
Squealer: Okay finE </3
Napoleon to Snowball:
Snowball: will you suport teH animal commitees? They halp amimalz
read and rite.
Napoleon: Of coURs not!!1 i can read and wrIt perfEcly. my
speling iz maGNificet. why did you com up with such A sstuPid
IDea
Snowball: Fine! y do yu Alwayz disagre with meh!!
Napoleon: Your ideaz are unecesary and bad. find something bettah
to do ANd lEt me leAD animaL FARm
Snowball: OK howAbOut the windMIll. IT supplYz poweh for FaRm
machines
Napoleon: That is VERy human-liKE and taks to much tiMe and
resourzes.
Snowball: YOU KNOW WAT. IM DONE WITH ARGUIN.
Napoleon: gLad to HeAR that. I WiLL have teH doges take care of
yoU.
Snowball: whatt? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO=
Napoleon to Boxer:
Napoleon: how is TE worRK goiNg.
Boxer: ADD
Napoleon: oh i forgot you onlY kno teh letErs frOm A te D.
Boxer: CAB BAD
Napoleon: weLL juSt dont TeLL AnybOdy

Napoleon to the dogs:

Napoleon: youRe ordered to IMmediately take Out Snoewball duRing
My Speech when I give Teh COMmand
The dogs: YES MASTER
Napoleon: Good job doges
Napoleon: NExt misssion: mr frederick is goiN to Attk.you will be
hidin in TeH bushes and if The MEn try to retrEat, you musT comE
out froM TeH busheS and CUt Tem OfF
The dogs: YES MASTER
Napoleon to Mr. Frederick:
Napoleon: Wheen R you coming ovEr to get the Timbar?
Frederick: Around 2 in the morning.
Napoleon: Okay jus be very QuiEt. Animals r SleeEping. DonT wAnna
WAKe Tem UP or it wil raise SuspicIONz
Frederick: Alright, do you want to have a quick drink and game of
cards too?
Napoleon: Sure, weve stoxkEd up pleny of liquor thAnks too mr.
wWhympeR,
Frederick: Great, I will a deck of cards and some really good
human food.
Napoleon: souNDz ePac.
Frederick: Also got some sweet human clothing and a tutorial for
walking on two legs.
Napoleon: OkaY.. jus ReNembEr the to BRing te ten-POUND notes for
te timberrr
Frederick: Of course.
Napoleon: Y ARent U here yat?????!!!1
Frederick: You said 2:00.
Napoleon: Oh WhoOPpz..I was lookEng At the animal Clock, not
HumMan Clok
i realy drunK rigth NOw;well seeya ten
Frederick: See you then.