Tori Cobble

Narrator: This first scene takes place in a quiet town in Tennesse. Its about 5:00 am and
George McTuff is on his way home from a long day at his job, the local mechanic shop.
George is best known for his work on cars, everyone in town knows George. Except for the
new citizen Larry Part, a man that moved to tennesse 3 months ago from England, because
he is on the run for selling drugs. Only in England his name was Jarold Terry. Now Larry
Part is trying to change his life by becoming a police officer, but he is still into his bad ways.
Watch as we follow the encounter of Larry and George.
George: (singing along with the music in the car) .....youve changed, you used to sing in a
differnt way, and now i cant tell when your smiling or not!
(Police sirens sound, George looks in his rear view mirror)
George: What?
(George turrns prop steering wheel to the right, and comes to a stop, Larry comes out from
behind the prop car. He stumbles and falls)
George: Hahaha!
(George steps out the car and walks towards the officer)
(Larry points his gun at George)
Larry: d-d-dont you dare move boy-y!
George: Officer are you okay?
Larry: I said dont you move! T-turn around and put your hands on the vehicle!
(George places his hands on the vehicle)
Larry: you got any drugs in that hat of yours?
George: What?! No sir, I was just heading home toLarry: I didnt ask where you was traveling for..to! Do you have any idea how fast you were
driving,?!!
George: No disrespect, but I believe I was going the speed limit sir.
Larry: Dont you stand there and lie to me, you was going about two.five.three hundred
miles per hours! Likie a mainiac.
George: Wh-What? My truck doesnt even drive that fast officer.

Larry: Have you been drinking today?, I can smeel the liquor right on ya,
George: Sir you must be mistaken because I smell liquor coming from you.
(George wipes Larrys spit off of his eye)
Larry: Ohh you-you-your a wise guy huh? Its not even liquor. (larry chuckles)Dont question
a president officer.
George:(Whispers to himself) President officer?
Larry: Ohh! There you go I knew you was drunk ya hippie.!!!
(Officer Larry stumbels to the police car, then rushes back)
Larry: Im gonna.white you a ticket.
George: What? your gonna write me a ticket?.......Wait.Are you holding a beer can?
Larry: Dont you ever q-question an officer!
George: But ILarry: Alright, were gonna do a sobriety test. I want you to count the abts backwards.
George: Okay...uhh Z.Y.X.W..V.U.T.uhh...SRQPO
Larry: Okay now you just stop it. You done already messed up.. Now strike one!.. you get
strike 1.2.3.4
George: 1.2.3.4? Wh-What?
Larry: Look here, obvio-oviously you dont know much about beesy ball, you should learn
from your mother, cuz she taught me. (Larry breaks down laughing) DID I ASK YOU TO
LAUGH?! I want you to walk in a straight line..heel.toe.heel.toe.
(Larry demostrates, but stuggles to do so and starts wobbling and very slowly starts to fall)
George: Are you ok?
(George attempts to help officer Larry)
Larry: I got it! Im a profes-fes-fes-fesional. A-Ask ya momma(larry laughs) Ahh Larry
you gotta stop
(Larry tries to demostrate again but fails to do so.)

George: UHmm, officer are you drunk?

Larry: Hehehe. Shhhhh you get me fire around here. I need to stay ahh low low. ah hehehe.
You know what im saying..Larr-ry-y-y-y
George: Its George, and sir, I think we need to get you some help.
Larry: No! you are under in influentials and you need to stay in one place. You know how
dangerously it is out there for a drunk? no. you stay rightttttt here.
George: But sir,your the drunk I really need to get home, but we have to get you some help
first andLarry: Wh-What? Wh-What? You dont think you been thinking that you know im drunk boy!
George: Huh?
Larry: Lets go, Get in the Car!
(Larry handcuffs George then shoves George in the car off stage)
George: But sir!
-Scene(Geore is in the back seat of the police car, begging to be let go. The car stops in front of a
burger place.)
(larry gets out the car)
Larry: You stay right there! dont-dont you move. I parked this car right here!
George: But Sir!
(door slams shut)
(Larry wobbles to the burger place)
(5 minutes later shots are being fired inside the burger place, while the sound track of
people screaming comes on)
(Larry runs out the burger place with a greasy bag)
Larry: Start the car! we gotta go, the cops gone catch us! Start the car!
George: What?! Are you crazy?! Did you jus rob a burger place?! Your trying to get us killed!
Larry: We gotta get out of here!

(Larry throws a half eaten burger back to george)

Store Manager: Officer! Hey get back here!
Larry: Hehehe eat fast.
(Lights on stage turn off, while police sirens are heard)
-End of scene-