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Axecop Vol1 PDF
written by
MALACHAI NICOLLE
drawn by
ETHAN NICOLLE
cover illustration by
ETHAN NICOLLE
colored by
TOM RHODES
foreword by
KEVIN MURPHY
TM
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Table of Contents
Part One
THE BEGINNING
Part Two
19
Part Three
40
Part Five
51
Part Six
68
Part Seven
135
85
31
Malachai Nicolle
(age 5)
Art by
Ethan Nicolle
(age 29)
i need a
partner
now.
my name is
flute cop!
sign up here.
we have a gang
of dinosaurs
to kill.
we should
put these heads
on a stick and
hide bombs in
them.
i will chop
your heads
off!!
and so they
became...
the end
Malachai Nicolle
(age 5)
Art by
Ethan Nicolle
(age 29)
im telescope
gun cop!
i need
to use
uni-baby!
well
continue
later.
psydrozon
is outside!
i think i need
more than an
axe for this.
STAB!
!
S
S
TO
pop!
freeze,
pretzel
head!
hes
dead.
CH
OP
we dont need
you now that we
have a giant robot
suit.
what
about my
tryout?
but my
gun even has a
flashlight.
so he started a new
team with uni-baby.
10
Malachai Nicolle
(age 5)
Art by
Ethan Nicolle
(age 29)
Axe cop and Dinosaur soldier needed
more money to get new guns and swords.
we need
another
job.
Im
avocado
soldier
now.
we
dont
want any
trouble,
telescope
cop.
i just
came to
buy these
apples.
*psst* lets
take these
apples to the
secret lab,
uni-baby.
11
12
Malachai Nicolle
(age 5)
Art by
Ethan Nicolle
(age 29)
axe cop and avocado soldier
went back to the smoke...
i hear a
baby crying
in that
smoke!
waah!!!
were
parents
again!
a
snowman!
Im gonna
poke em.
and
a tree!
plus
2,000
million
more.
po
k
all 1,000 of
your kids shall
live again...
13
ill chop
your head
off!
arf!
arf!
CH
OP
THE
END?
14
Malachai Nicolle
(age 5)
Art by
Ethan Nicolle
(age 29)
more candy
canes, boys?
another
great meal,
dear!
after being
rejected at
his tryout...
i wish to
go back in
time!
!
AP
BWOOP!
telescope gun
cop had a plan
of revenge.
but one day they were both
walking backwards.
BON
K!
the end
15
Malachai Nicolle
(age 5)
Art by
Ethan Nicolle
(age 29)
i know an
important
mission!
my
leaf powers
were stolen
from me.
i wanna be on
your team!
youre
hired!
we need to have
more tryouts!
16
next
please.
a wrestler.
ill chop
your head
off!
17
i have the
power of
christmas!
whoops!
STA
B!
shake
what your
baby gave
ya!
thanks,
avocado
soldier!
the end
18
-axe cop
Paul
CL
OC
K!
your
room,
sir.
im going
to need about
30
tv sets.
I catch up on my sleep,
since i never sleep when
i am on the job, so i can
punch bad guys while
they sleep at night.
-axe cop
Anonymous
this
is the best
way to sock
fight.
my
name is mr.
mutani esu.
i am a japanese
ninja, and
i will kill
you.
retreat!
nyaah!
-axe cop
i put on my suit.
time
to get to
work!
so i signed up.
-axe cop
Ask Axe Cop #5 was Axe Cops first glaring plot hole. Since Axe Cop is
depicted finding the perfect fireman axe at the scene of a fire, you would
assume that he did not have one before he became a cop. This was my fault.
Malachai never specifically said he had his axe here. However, if we view
this axe as a normal axe, it could follow that the perfect axe he finds later
is the one that replaced it and really made him decide to fight crime. It can
still work. You would assume a guy named Axey would own an axe anyway.
hey,
apes!
i found a
secret potion
that makes
monkeys
smart.
whos
next?
and they
would die.
because it was
really poison.
-axe cop
slow down,
electric man!
ill get
them!
take
cover!!
did we
get the
ninjas?
you
leveled the
whole city
again.
the robbers
are getting
away!
im on
it!
better slow
down!
i think
you need to
wear a face
mask.
i think he
needs a metal
space suit.
meet me at
the robbers
when you get
up!
-axe cop
23
he breathes fire
and has a superduper-fast bite.
-axe cop
24
mmm.
hm?
excuse
me.
I got
you some
juice.
help
us!!
after two
minutes, he
explodes.
this gives him time to share it with
the boss and all his soldiers.
stand
back,
kids.
!
M
O
O
B
-axe cop
25
!
M
O
O
B
but i filled
their planet
with bombs.
-axe cop
26
side kicks...
karate moves...
KICK!
lets
see your
moves.
cool moves...
secret
KICK!
reverse punches...
ZING!
ninja kicks...
!
CHOP
UP
!HCN
SNAP
my eyes are
poisoned!
or a blade gun
that shoots a
giant blade...
WALL
O
P!
D!
WOUN
...then you surf
on it...
nope.
next
please.
SNAP!
uh!
stop!
no jabbers.
get out.
i knew it!
-axe cop
27
Steph
you
dont
have a
pet!
i have a
pet.
CHAR!
his name
is wexter.
he breathes
fire and has a
super-duperfast bite.
hup!
ha! you
may have burned
my poodle, but
you missed me and
burned yourself
too!
IP!
L
BACKF
SCORCH!
i dont
have to watch
out for fire. it
just turns me
into...
i almost
forgot...
... to chop
your head
off!
-axe cop
Anonymous
TWIRL!
...to turn evil...
...then die.
-axe cop
Malachai asked me if aliens are bad, and I said some are probably
good. To be thorough, he decided to make them all bad before he
killed them. Im not sure where Malachai stands theologically, but
if I had to guess, Id say hes a Calvinist.
29
Hi Axe Cop,
Will you have any girl heroes join your team?
you can
be on my
shoulder.
Alicia
hmmm...
NAB!
shrinking poison
spray...
...and poisonous
giant spray.
PHT!
PHT!
GUT!
DIE
BRAIN!
-axe cop
30
Part Three:
im
not from
the earth.
UNi-man,
why are you
sad?
I just cant
find my baby
still.
my brain grew
all the way.
it happened to my
whole family.
B!
hey,
my heads
getting
pointy.
JA
careful!
we became
uni-family.
then my farm turned
into a uni-farm.
it turned into
uni-smart world.
32
i didnt like
it anymore.
im going
to earth so i
can be a superhero. want
to go?
i used all my
smartness to
build a rocket,
so i could go
to earth with
a mission...
no, we
dont want
to get hurt
in fights.
ok. im
bringing
uni-baby.
Time to be
superheroes,
uni-baby.
were
stealing your
baby.
...aliens stole
my baby.
ive been
looking for her
ever since.
we got you
a baby, king
evilfatsozon.
hmmm, i may be
able to helpyou
out...
33
do you
know what the
aliens did with
your baby?
this is what
happened:
king
evilfatsozon!
now that we have
brought you this baby
all the way from
earth, what is your
plan?
my plan
is to take
this baby and
throw it at
the earth!
then the
earthlings
will think it is
an alien and
will want to
fight it!
yes, even
though I wasnt
there i know
because I am so
smart.
trust
me!
LO
B!
wait,
what?
its an
alien!!
hey, an
alien!!
lets
fight it!
kill it!!
AAAHH!!
someone
fight it!
K
PO
34
call the
alien police.
its headed for
earth!
weve
spotted the
alien! were gonna
fight it!
i was
there! i saw
them trying
to fight
your baby.
i was driving by in
my cop car...
stop
right
there, alien!
youre dead
now!
hey,
thats a
baby!
shoot
him!
its a
baby with
a horn!
all right,
we just need
to find the baby
with a hole
in it.
dont worry.
your baby is
safe on a snow
planet.
can i have
my babys
horn back
now?
time for
us to go to
that planet and
fight those
aliens!
let
me make
one last
wish.
i wish
to be
dinosaur
soldier
again.
wait!
...and
for every
weapon.
35
i need to
go to the
weapon store
first.
lets see...
ill take a
chainsaw.
this is
perfect.
hmmm...
36
were gonna
destroy these
aliens.
Im gonna chop
your heads off!
they turned
into tiny robots
that want to bite
us!
37
uni-man acted
quickly.
E
IT
B
i wish for a
superhero to
help us win!
hi, im mr.
stocker!
go
bite your
friends!
!
E
T
I
B
everyone started to
bite the tiny robots.
king evilfatsozon
was very angry.
you
bit all my
soldiers!
POKE!
psydrozon
cant kill me.
for it was i who
created psydrozon
and threw him at the
earth to kill all the
good guys!
CHUCK
38
there is
only one thing
that can kill me.
BL
OO
a uniCRAUGH!!!!
SH
STAB!
!
...which was a stick.
they returned to
uni-smart world...
...where they all
watched evil...
...EVIL...
BOOM
...explode.
39
Hi Axe Cop,
Have you ever fought a mermaid? Thanks.
Elaine (age 7)
theres
something in
the water.
yes. it was
an accident.
its a
mermaid!
its making
a mean
face!
its a
BAD GUY
mermaid!
ill chop
your head
off!
the ocean
is safe
again.
SPLASH!
SPLASH!
SPLASH!
theres
more.
evil? there is no
such thing as an evil
mermaid. mermaids are
all good guys.
they all
have mean
faces!
but all of
your faces
look mean.
no they
dont. this
is a mean
face!
no its not!
thats a nice
face!
youre
making the
wrong
faces!
oh man. we
looked like bad
guys this whole
time.
i... killed a
good guy...
i cried.
-axe cop
i guess
ill marry
some lady
now.
thats
the last
bad guy!
Anonymous
ok.
CHOP.
BLEH!
PLINK!
-axe cop
Doug
please give
them legs.
-axe cop
first,
chop off
their head.
then use
your gun.
then
kick it.
CHOP
PSHEW!
!
!
PUNT
this is
how to use a
chainsaw
gun.
-axe cop
i control
the arms!
i control
the legs!
...then tied it
to a balloon...
we poked out
its eyeballs...
...and punched
it in the face.
when we were done...
i thought
i heard it
crying...
OM
BO
oh no!
...but
fighting
elephants
dont cry.
we
made a big
mistake.
-axe cop
44
!!!
when he goes on
land he gets legs.
HOH!!
PLUNGE!
POKE!
SHANK!
STICK!
SKEWER!
his trident is in a
case tied to his leg.
SHIV!
so i borrowed a unicorn
horn from uni-man.
daddy?
why do
you look
sad?
youre
alive!
excuse
me... king
of all
time?
i need help
fighting a giant
angel who is evil.
will you be on
my team?
yes, i will
join your
team.
yes?
-axe cop
...and ate.
nomf
NOM NUM
NARMF!
give
me all your
money.
all right,
give me
food.
i only have
food.
just then, a
magic apple
came out of
my hand.
thanksh
nomf nomsh
numsh
BLEH!
that
was a secret
attack!
-axe cop
46
all right,
lets get the
sun back!
stop
, sun
thieves!
oh
no, its axe
cop!
we need to
put the sun back!
everyone is afraid
of ghosts!
POOM!
POOM!
POOM!
POOM! POOM! !
POOM
POOM!
BRAKAKA!
PCHOW!
H!
PS
were
awesome.
-axe cop
47
KNOCK!
KNOCK!
axe
cop! are
you here to
fight?!
smell
it. it smells
great.
oh ok,
thanks...
sniff sniff
nope, i just
brought you
this flower.
KNOCK!
KNOCK!
axe cop!
how dare you
show up at my
house!
koff!!
BLECH!!
GUH!!
thats called a
poisonous flower
attack.
give it
a sniff .
thats called
a poisonous kid
flower attack.
hmm. ok,
thanks.
sniff sniff
wait,
what....?
BLeH!!
i just
wanted to
give you this
flower.
-axe cop
48
when he appeared.
i wish for
abraham
lincoln to come
...hello.
be my wife.
what the
heck? i thought
abraham lincoln
was a girl !
who am i
kidding? i have too
many bad guys to
kill, even if you were
a girl. i cant get
married!
hmm...
there may
still be a
way.
so he made me a tv to
watch using his powers.
watch
this...
i put a
bomb inside
every bad
guy!
i miss
fighting bad
guys.
-axe cop
dinner
is served.
i wish for
a magic
helmet to
control the
weather!
CHOOM!
its magic fruit. when you eat
it you can make one wish.
i wish to
do superduper-fast
kicks!
CHA CHA
CHA CHA
CHA CHA
i wish
for...
i wish
to shoot
lasers from
my mouth!
WPSH!
WPSH! !
WPSH
WPSH!
WPSH!
WPSH!
WPSH!
a baby.
hmmm...
BACHOOM!
his name is
wexey.
-axe cop
50
Part Five:
The Moon Warriors were characters Malachai was talking about all the way back during my Christmas visit.
Malachai kept telling me he had made up new characters called the Moon Warriors. They are ninjas who live on
the moon. They are awake at night and they go to sleep in the morning.
All significant Axe Cop characters come in pairs. This is because usually when we are writing, Malachai is not
saying character names. Usually he is saying, you and me. He has to think in terms of who we are so we can
act it out. Usually he refers to me as Axe Cop and to himself as Dinosaur Soldier. In the Moon Warriors, he is
Vampire Wolfer and I am Fire Slicer. In a yet-to-be-released story I even did this with bad guys. This worked
amazingly. Having Malachai imagine us as bad guys helped him to create some very formidable bad guys, not
quite as dumb and easy to kill as a typical Axe Cop bad guy.
The first few pages of the Moon Warriors sort of went viral all on their own. It was the first time we did not have
Axe Cop in the story for a few pages and it was a whole new introduction to brand-new characters. Malachai
would get so excited when he would tell me about the Moon Warriors; I could hear him running around his room
in circles and jumping on his bed as he described their awesome moves. He was constantly trying to layer on
the awesome, and as he did they quickly became Vampire Ninja Werewolf Wizards . . .
from the Moon.
If it isnt obvious enough, the Moon Warriors
are my own little nod to Double Dragon and
old Capcom fighting games. I loved that stuff
when I was a kid, and every character I drew
had fingerless gloves, torn shirt sleeves, and
often a mullet.
I did make one mistake in translating this
story, and that is that Vampire Wolfer was
always a vampire and a werewolf. He
was born that way. When he was bit
by the Vampire Man Baby Kid he
got double vampire power.
Malachai informed me of
this mistake after the
page went up online.
Ethan
we are
ninjas. we kill
bad guys at we go to
night.
sleep in the
morning.
ooh!
fine with
me.
that exploded.
use your
secret
attack!
SHPOW!
oowassah!
SLICE!
matinga
wassah!
FOOSH!
[SLOW-MO]
[SLOW-MO]
52
POUND!
POUND!
POUND!
if he pushed his
arms out like he
was trying not to
get choked...
bats!
...he shot a
fireball.
they could do
mind control...
BITE
its our
family!
...until it transformed.
goo!
gEr blabgergaw!!
FLAP
FLAP
FLAP
53
FLAP
FLAP
FLAP
NOMF!
bats!
its our
family!
NARMF!
vampire wizard ninja
brothers from the moon.
fire slicer gained the ability to turn into a supervampire. Wolfer became vampire wolfer and he
could turn into a werewolf, bite off a guys head,
turn into a vampire, then suck all the blood.
youre right.
we need help
.
yes, on earth
we can be superheroes too.
54
well go to
earth and build a
fighting house!
HAMMER!
HAMMER!
HAMMER!
HAMMER!
HAMMER!
HAMMER!
SAW!
SAW!
SAW!
whos
hammering in
the middle
of the
night?
SAW!
hey...
are those bad
guys?
freeze or
Ill chop your
head off!
we are
not bad
guys!
but you
have sharp
teeth!
we can
prove it.
we are the
moon warriors.
we come from the
moon to the
earth.
we fight
bad guys at
night, and go
to sleep in the
morning.
we are
building a
fighting house.
we know lots
of moves.
we want
to fight
you guys!
all right,
guys, show
me all your
moves.
55
(BURN)
i have a
vampire
and wolf
shield.
i have an
invisible fire
shield.
(FRY)
(SCORCH)
BITE!
BITE!
SUCK
SUC
K!
OO
P!
DUMP!
SC
TWIRL!
what
about
magic
moves?
CHORMP!
EAT!
...a superbullet.
KPOW!
two bullets are shot
into each other to make...
it sucks all their blood.
SUCK
56
the tooth is
put back in
with super
glue.
CHPOW!
then all the blood is
sucked out of the tooth.
we need a
magic riding
spider.
over there,
look!
here spidey
spidey spidey.
so vampire wolfer
took the controls.
ill drive
the spider.
ill turn
this into a
magic bus so
we can get
away.
BOOP!
VROOM!
a fire
machine
gun.
we need
something
faster!
JOOJO JOO
JOOJOOOJO
O!
yeah,
machine guns
are fast!
BOOP!
we need you
to help us fight
the vampire man
baby kid.
he turned
our family into
bats.
hes too scary
for us to fight by
ourselves.
57
hey,
uni-man!
meanwhile on
uni-smart world...
SIP!
sockarang!
E!
CRASH!
PO
K
i wish to
be smarter
than you!
why are
you being
mean?!
whats
going on
in here?
CHALK!
CHALK!
!
CHALK
CHALK!
now i
can make
three
wishes...
...at
the same
time!
i want
yours
too!
SOCK!
K!
C
SO
thanks
for coming
over, sockarang.
come again
soon!
T!
O
BO
time
to find
axe cop
...
...and
cut off
his head!
58
no,
an axe is
not sharp
enough.
i have an
idea. lets
go to the
beach.
his neck
is really
strong.
hmmm...
just wait
here. ill be
right back.
PHBT!
SHPT!
perfect. im
pretty sure your
shark teeth and
crab claws will
do the trick!
59
meanwhile, inside a
nearby swordfish...
grrah...
BgErBGAH!
he is
really
scary!
THUD
CLAMP
GNAW
GNAW
so axe cop blew his whistle
to summon his friend.
CLAMP
CLAMP
hey, axe cop!
Im gonna saw
your head
off!
TWEET!
what?!
60
gerGah...
sockarang,
i thought you
were a good
guy!
you were
wrong! im
on vampire
man baby
kids team
now.
im really
DR. stinky
head!
and
guess what
else!
UNMASK!
i know
you!
20 years earlier,
in fighting school.
can i
be on your
team, axey?
you
stink.
no.
enough!
i wish we were
all at my
secret lab!
you
still cant
be on my
team, stinky
head.
now
youre
gonna die,
axe cop!!
61
...a
secret
message!
were
on it!
now
we need that
chainsaw.
here
it is.
its
beautiful.
...of
all the bad
guys.
UN
MA
yes, and
I wanna be on
your team!
are you
the good
sockarang?
62
SK
BerGAWH!!!
sockarang!
behind you!
you got
my secret
message!
sockarang,
catch! use this to
kill the vampire man
baby kid!
HH
EEH
RR
VRUM!!
VRUM!!
sockarang had to
switch the blades.
OH
YEAH!!
LOP!
NN
PLOP!
you tricked my
friends! guards,
kill him!
you
tricked my
friends!!
CUT!
63
...by uni-man.
i want my
unicorn horn back,
stinky head! im not
normal man. im
uni-man!
hold
it!
never,
normal
man!
FOOMP
and the
third one...
...he gave to
uni-man also...
FOOMP
FOOMP
super...
STAB!
STAB!
GGYAAHH!
STAB!
STAB!
STAB!
then he made
another wish.
also...
...i wish
to be super
and it happened...
strong!!
64
STAB!
STAB!
ill
fight every
bad guy!
PO
EEYYAAGH!!
KE
PEGG!
ST
AB
PIERCE!
...and satan, who was in a fight
with god, got stabbed by one.
WHPSH!
ah
what?!
SPEAR!
...and he turned
into an alien.
IMPALE!
65
WHPSH!
SQUEECH!!
STAB!
BACHOW!
66
could you
have transformed
us back before
seeking vengeance?
and why are you a
shark and crab
now?
we must
return to the
sea.
if we defeat
it we will win a
prize!
and no one
will ever have to
fight again!
we made an
unstoppable
team.
we now must
go fight a sea
ghost.
i wish to
be flute
cop again!
uni-man,
may i borrow
a horn?
ghost cop!
sockarang!
i wish for
you to be a
ghost.
and ralph
wrinkles!
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Anonymous
im
sending my
robots to
help!
save
us, ralph
wrinkles!
POOM!
POOM!
POOM!
go
but ralph wrinkles
fight! youre
would rebuild them.
strong now!
rrah!
POOM!
and make
them better.
once the baby bobble heads
all had sand in their eyes, i
would show up.
WHPSH!!!
-axe cop
CHOP!
it is made by the
father of the ten
ben-matanga.
come
on out, mr.
mutani
esu!
JOO!
JOO!
JOO!
JOO!
JOO!
JOO!
JOO!
-axe cop
PART A
i shouldnt
have taken
such a long
nap!
-axe cop
to be CONTINUED
71
PART B
72
-axe cop
...ghost cop...
...dinosaur soldier...
...wexter...
...AVOCADO soldier...
ha ha ha
rar! Im
gonna claw
you with
my claw!
...ralph wrinkles...
Ill send
my robots and
theyre gonna kill
you and everyones
gonna punch
your head!
ha ha -- Im
gonna throw
an avocado
bomb at
you!
...sockarang...
Im gonna
whip your head
off with my sock
arm!
*Im gonna
breathe
fire on you!
...baby man...
...the wrestler...
shake what
your baby
gave ya!
Im gonna punch
you and youRE just
gonna knock down and
then Im gonna punch
your head off!
hi. im
mr. stocker.
-axe cop
73
this is why i
spy on people.
...acting like
she wants to
punch you?
stop!
yep, shes a
bad guy.
H
CRAS
you...
chopped my
girlfriends
head off!
AAAH!!
she was on
my list of all
the bad guys.
i just saved
your life.
!
P
O
CH
-axe cop
74
EXTROY ALL
HUMANS...
Casey
...STICKYDYNAMITE
GUN!
time to
upgrade!
my greenbanana
gun isnt
working!
it shoots dynamite
out that is sticky.
oh no. too
sticky.
well see
about that!
HA!
M
BOO
ha! you
cant cHOP off
my head! my
neck is made
of sand!
!
POW
!
POW
!
POW
oh yeah?
how about...
G!
N
SHI
...a golden
axe!
ha ha ha, i
told you!
no! not
gold!!
!
POW
!
POW
!
POW
chop off the head, then
blow up the body.
-axe cop
75
Amy
she also took me
to baby land.
-axe cop
Gobber Smartist
-axe cop
give those
back to the
store!
!
PSHEWW!
PSHE
if i push the
other button
it turns into
a fire sword.
nope, our
cash registers
are invisible.
good job
tricking
the bad
guys.
heres the
rest of them.
did they steal
any of your
money?
-axe cop
ralph wrinkles
plays the drums.
chicken
chicken
chicken
little!
sockarang plays
lead guitar.
a chinese wrestler
plays the flute.
a wrestler on a
bear plays bass.
every time he
stomps there
is fireworks.
-axe cop
stop
,
thieves!
POW!
the flower shot back in
my face and i sniffed it.
there was also
a brain gun.
SHPLOOT!
POOM!
POOM!
POOM!
POOM!
POW!
POW!
POW!
aah!
get em off
me! ow ow!!
aah!!
-axe cop
Short-Answer Mashup #1
What is your
greatest weakness?
Justin
being surprised. it
causes me to melt.
i would be forced
to kill her. but i
would be very sad.
surprise!
TAP!
RARH!
TAP!
PHBLEH!
Does bad guy blood turn you into a bad guy? If so,
how do you prevent this?
Anonymous
i was born with secret potion
in my body to keep me from ever
turning bad.
-axe cop
Part One:
Dear Axe Cop,
How do you celebrate the Fourth of July?
Amy
i remember my great-great-greatgreat-great-grandfather, who fought
in the revolutionary war.
n
Bludgeo
sometimes he would
sharpen the corners
of a book with his
fingernails...
Roast!
Stab!
to arms!
the lobsterbacks are upon
us like the
pox!
i am going
to go kill
the british
army.
happy
die day,
redcoats!
Part Two:
Dear Axe Cop,
How do you celebrate the Fourth of July?
Amy
book cop could fight a
whole army of redcoats
all by himself.
Smite!
Hoist!
Rap!
Cudgel!
the battle
is won, but the
war is far from
over!
!
Trounce
Parch!
Mangle
-axe cop
Short-Answer Mashup #2
Olivia
i thought
we could be
a team!
CAP CAP!
!
it will all
be worth it.
C
CAP AP!
!
CAP
!
CAP
!
the president
will pay you a
lot of money.
-axe cop
Part Seven:
After finishing The Moon Warriors, I asked Malachai what he wanted to title our next story. He said, The
Ultimate Battle, without skipping a beat. After that he started talking about a zombie dog woman named
Hasta Mia. There was no ultimate battle in sight, and I didnt even know if we would actually get to one. Whats
amazing about this story is there actually is one, and it almost looks like we planned it all along.
This story was new ground in many ways. It was by far the longest episode, spanning over forty-five pages. It
also was our first story to have a subplot: the Baby Man story.
A lot of people loved Baby Man, including me. I wanted to see more of him. During one of Malachais dry spells
I thought maybe to fill space on the site I would do a comic where Baby Man chases a duck, and when I cant
get an update from Malachai, for filler I would have him chase a duck and make it epic. Well, the day I started
to draw it, Malachai called and gave me a bunch of material. So I asked him if he wanted to do a story about
Baby Man chasing a duck. He laughed really hard and took it from there. We wrote most of the Baby Man story
right there. It was a simple story of a series of chases. A cat-and-mouse story. Of course my vision for it was
Die Hard in a baby suit. But to really make it a chase I couldnt have narration
skipping over all the good parts, so I tried doing a story with no narration,
which was a first in the Axe Cop universe. Some people didnt like it.
Others, including me, loved it. I think that it will read much better in
this book because it will move fast like it is supposed to. No long
waits between pages like online.
I rearranged the order of the pages in this story so that it would
read a little smoother. Online, the two subplots switched off every
day. I clumped scenes together more naturally for the book.
This story ended up being twice as long as planned. I estimated it to be
a twenty-two pager and it surpassed forty-five. Malachai would add so
much great stuff every time I called him, and the Baby Man story
took up so many pages, that it ended up becoming quite the epic
tale. It was a lot of fun to draw, and it was good practice for the
next project Malachai and I are working on, which is a three-part
miniseries that will be at least sixty-six pages.
Ethan
this is
axe cop
.
RING!
RING!
RING!
do you know
the name of this
zombie dog woman
who stole your
fishy fish?
first well
stop at the beach
and see if the
moon warriors
want to help.
shes in
a tree.
we have to go save
fishy fish from hasta
mia. well take the axe cop
monster truck!
but someone
else was...
hey,
whats
that?
my name is
lobster man. i
want to be the new
leader of your
team.
86
you have
to admit...
he has a
point.
im the
leader
because im a
very good
fighter.
yeah, but i
have lobster
antennAE
that can sense
danger.
ill be
right
back!
found
one!
so he dabbed lobster
blood on his forehead...
there, now we
both can sense
danger.
then we
should take
turns being
the leader.
fine. its
my turn.
!
iggle
le! wiggle!
wigg
danger is
that way.
lets go!
87
DAB!
meanwhile,
at a park...
E!
L
RUST
M!
POO
M
POO
M!
O
O
P
M!
POO
88
PL
OO
T!
NAB!
H!
HITC
!
FLAP
!
P
FLA P!
FLA
M!
O
O
P
M!
POO
89
!
FLAP
!
FLAP P!
FLA
i think
i see a bad
guy.
did
you steal
that kid?
!
E
T
I
B
the woman was indeed hasta mia, and they had found fishy
fish. fishy fish told the team about how hasta mia would
turn into a dog and hide under peoples houses, then pop
out and turn into a zombie and bite them in his village.
i think its
my turn to
lead...
hmm, we
better go to
fishy fishs
village.
hold
on.
hasta
mia is my
sister.
90
i want
to do
whatever
i want!
i couldnt believe
what i found.
oh
no!
you killed
our dog
parents!!
OK!
i can do
anything i
want!!
SHPL
hold on.
look at
fishy fish.
NOO!!
91
meanwhile, on
some cars...
!
D
N
THUD
U
O
B
POOM
POOM!
!
BOOM
VROO
M
VROO !
M!
QUAC
PHT!
PHT!
K!
PHBBBT!
92
POOM!
POOM!
T
BB
B
PH
POOM!
POOM
CHOKE!
FO
OS
H!
!!!
G!
LIN
CLOCK!
93
CLAMP!
CATCH!
PLOOP!
FUMBLE!
SPLASH!
94
he wants
to eat our
brains. he must
be stopped.
but sockarang
stopped him.
i happen to
have a secret
potion that makes
zombies nice.
wait!
E!
GL
TAN
GRAAHH
!
GA WAH
OP
BWO
FIZ
perfect!
now he can
lead us to the
bad guys!
ZLE
FIZ
LE!
! FIZ
ZLE
AGAH!
GAH GAH
F!
NYOR M
IT!
watch
out!
W
SHP
SHMUSH!
95
P!
DUM
quick,
dump the rest
of your potion
on me so i can
go in undercover.
i am going
to sneak up
on my sister and
eat her dog
brain.
brother?!
did you come
here to fight
me?
no, i
just want
to talk to
you, sister.
96
this
plan is
gross.
we need to
get back before
lobster man
eats his sisters
brain.
i need
to buy all of
your potion that
makes zombies
into good
guys.
thatll
be one
dollar.
we will
have to
go to the
potion
store.
VROOM!
WOO
SH!
BOOM!
97
i have to find
the invisible
doorknob.
uni-man,
where did all
your horns
go?
i just
want one
horn except
for when I
fight.
CH-CLICK!
i made you
some new
weapons.
POW
FW
AP!
98
UNLATCH!
...wall
mart...
99
100
CHOP!
E!
L
RUST
LE!
RUST
101
and so he became...
can i
make a wish
please?
I want to
keep my ghost
arms and
legs.
dragtrighostacops rex!
VRO
OM!
!
H
R
A
Y
POU
R!
SPLASH!
102
GRAAH
H!
CHOOM!
time
to fight
the boss!
103
meanwhile, back at
the candy store...
GLORP!
BLUB!
SHLOP!
CANDY!
CANDY!
104
CANDY!
CANDY!
CAND
Y!
T!
O
PLO
CANDY!
that
candy monster
just laid a toy
car!
CANDY!
dude,
a free
car!
!
W
O
R
G
dibs!
105
hey,
a key!
IGNITE!
CANDY!
PL
OO
T!
CANDY!
i want a
free car!
106
let go!
that car is
mine!
HUG!
!
!
P
O
CL
POW
is that
a free
car?!
i want
it!
its all
mine!
107
!
M
R
I
SQU
FOP!
CANDY!
CANDY!
CANDY!
PLOOT!
CANDY!
CAND
CANDY!
CANDY!
Y!
POW!
108
!
B
A
LL!
PU
CANDY!
GR
thats a
classic!
G!
109
SNA
CRASH!
back at the big boss fight with the giant robot zombie,
dragtrighostacops rex decided to use the unicorn and
bullet tornado gun he got from uni-man.
die by
the power of
dying!
!
F
O
O
BL
but the move did not take enough life
and the boss defeated the unicorn
tornado bullet monster.
SHOOF
this boss was super powerful.
looks
like were
going to have to
do this the oldfashioned
way.
!
P
M
STO
the
old-fashioned
way that nobody
knows.
110
the old-fashioned way nobody knows involved wexter starting everyone on fire.
SH
O
O
FW
FO
O
SH
he even started
himself on fire.
so that they
could become...
TOR
CH!
he was flying to zombie world
to get more powerful.
we
beat
him!
not yet.
111
we are going
to need to turn
wexter into a
dragon so that
he can fly us to
zombie world.
how will we
turn wexter into
a dragon?
we have to
visit the dragony
dragon witch.
but
he is already
a giant lizard
that can fly.
to get to
zombie world
you need a dragon
with rocket
plus,
wings.
dragons are
awesome.
P! P! !
A
R RA AP
R
hello,
dragony
dragon witch. i
need my t. rex turned
into a dragon with
rocket wings.
its
you!
112
you were
on my bad
guy list.
i know
you! i wanted
to be on your
team, but you
wouldnt let
me!
but i put
myself on
there just to
trick you.
i am really a
good guy.
yeah,
well... you
cant have a
dragon unless
one of you is
a dragon
rider.
thats
why witches
cant be
trusted.
all right
then. one t. rex
dragon with rocket
wings and gun arms
coming up!
MAGIC!
hes perfect.
now, what if i need
him to switch back to
just a t. rex?
he can
transform. hes
a t. rex that can
transform into
a dragon with
rocket wings.
awesome.
so now
can i be on
your team?
nope.
113
i am a
dragon
rider.
Back at baby
man's house...
!
P
M
DU
meanwhile, at a nearby
egg factory...
T!
U
O
SPR
P
HO
114
oh
NO!
SP
AR
KL
RUSTLE!
dude!!
whats that?!
115
E!
its...its...an egg!
a huge egg!
with feet!!
NOOOO!!!!
PL
OO
P!
whoa.
hey, whats
that?!
its a
phone! its
ringing!
ill get
it!
shouldnt
someone answer
that?!
RING
!
RING
!
um...
hello?
117
hey
axe cop, where
did your lobster
antennae go?
back in my
head. theyre
retractable.
there he
is! lets get
him!!
hold
on!
hes
tricking
us.
118
oh
no!
!
P
O
CH
on zombie
world, all
humans turn
into zombies!
good,
were back
to normal.
whoa,
look at the
zombies!
thanks
for making
us back to
normal,
axe cop.
youre
welcome,
giant
superhero.
DISSOLVE
119
OT
O
PL T!
OO
L
P
that
could be an
important
call.
better
answer it!
RING
!
RING
!
RING
!
RING
!
RUM
BLE!
RUM
BLE!
RUM
BLE!
120
SHO
VE!
!
L
I
BO
121
dragtrighostacops
rex noticed presty
was gone.
presty?
whered you
go?
MATERIALIZE!
GRANT!
122
meanwhile, outside
axe cops station...
OPAQUIFY!
presty!
wexter, get
those rocket wings
fired up
.
YAP!
YAP!
YAP!
were going to
london to save
the queen.
123
SHAKE
!
SHAKSEHAKE!
!
124
this sea
ghost is too
tough! we need
help!
...and turned
into a giant
mud monster.
or... new
costumes.
oh
yeah!!
back in london...
wexter tried to shoot fire
at the robot zombie boss...
help me!!
oh dear!
...leaving an atom
bomb inside.
P
O
L
P
126
it turned out to be
a baby head squid...
WAAAAAH!
sockarang used
his socks...
axe cop was
going to take
out the boss.
127
its
plunger
time!
then he stuck it
on his plunger.
!
P
O
CH
WAAAAAH!
WAAAAAH!
what the
heck?!
128
he
stinks!
my name is
dr. doo doo!
i make people into
zombies using my doo
doo power!
pooooooop!!!
oh my!
whoops!
whoa!
SPJUIT!
theres too
many!
ha ha ha
ha ha ha!!!
129
moments later...
PLOOT!
where is
baby man?!
egg?!
come
in, baby
man! we need
your help!
!
M
O
BO
PLOOT! BWUT!
BOOM!
130
so he called for
even more help.
everyone,
come to
the fight!
we still
need more
fighters on
our team!
now its
time to have
the ultimate
battle!
CAP!
CAP!
...burned them...
WAPOOM
!
SLICE!
CRISP!
i am
guessing that
this is how to
kill you...
and its a
secret!
ha! but
there is only one
way to destroy
planet poop!
they had to go
to poop get rid
of world...
this
world is so
clean!
will this
suck up an
entire poop
planet?
yep! one
dollar
please.
happy
die day, dr.
doo doo.
no...
NOOO!!
!
P
R
L
H
C
my
home!!
...and he died.
axe cop flushed it
all down the toilet.
!
H
S
U
L
F
everyone was
very happy.
the end.
MALACHAI NICOLLE is a five-year-old boy genius from Washington with a heart of gold who
loves making up stories where the bad guys get destroyed and the good guys win. He loves
robots, ninjas, dinosaurs, unicorns, and superheroes.
ETHAN NICOLLE is from a small town in Oregon. With no formal training in art, he first selfpublished his own comics in high school. After working on obscure comic books like Creep
and Puppet Terrors, and his own debut graphic novel, The Weevil, Nicolles humor series
Chumble Spuzz was picked up by Slave Labor Graphics (Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Milk
and Cheese). The series gave him the honor of being a special guest at the Alternative Press
Expo in 2008, and he was nominated for an Eisner Award for Best Humor Publication in 2009.
Ethan and Malachai would like to thank: Our dad, Tom, and our moms, Deela and Diane. Our sisters, Megan and
Kaitlyn, and our brothers, Noah and Isaiah. Doug and Angie TenNapel, Anthony and Amy Munoz, Caryn and Lou Walter,
Peter McHugh, Eddie Gamarra, Nate Matteson, Mark and Elon Freedman, Shawna Gore, Mike Richardson and everyone
at Dark Horse Comics, Dave DeAndrea, Jay M. Johar, Daniel McGuffey, Dylan Marvin, Tony Laughton, Donald Lim, Glen
Cooney, Scott Fedor, Maurice LaMarche, Bob Souer, Lee Gordon, Marcus Irvine, STEPDAD, Carl Sondrol, comicsalliance.com,
Kate Welch, Jason McElhinney, Jason Porath, James Kennison, John Steinklauber, Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett, Mike Nelson,
Josh Gemm and everyone else at Riff Trax, Sean McGowan, Eric Branscum, Steven Wesley Guiles, Katherine Garner, Jefferey
Rowland and everyone at Topatoco, Chris Hastings, Dan Vado and everyone at SLG, Ryan Agadoni, Josh Kenfield, Paul and
Storm, Simon Pegg, Hilary McNaughton, Adam Bentley, all our guest-episode contributors, everyone in the forum and on
Facebook, and pretty much everyone who reads Axe Cop!
The Gallery
Pinup Artists
In Order of Appearance
Doug TenNapel
Ron Chan
Tom Rhodes
Dave DeVries
Dustin Weaver
Jhonen Vasquez
J. R. Goldberg