Max Hanson, Gene Conklin, and Elliot Gonzalez

The Black Cat

Charlie: (comes in crppled like) Tramian use to be a nice guy until he started
drinking, he later became a drunken psycopath
Tramiain: I like Cats, i like them a lot (glug glug drinks alchohol)
Shanon: Hey loser you been drinkin again havent ya.
Tramian: Shut up woman
Shannon: What you say ( slaps Tramain rapidly)
Tramian: I been working, why dont you run into my fist woman ( punches Shannon
across the room) i'll be back
Shanon: You broke the toaster , now we gotta use the fire from your mixtapes to
toast the bread.
Charlie: Two hours later
Charlie: one day while Shanon was baking the bread with the mixtapes Tramain was
at the bar again. When he returned he was drunk and having another one of his
mood swings. He came home late at night
Tramian: 99 bottles of beer on the wall ( trips).................. Pluto help me get up, will
ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thats it you are gonna pay for not picking me up (takes plutos eye
out) yeah what you gonna do now you probably laughing yo head off a mintue ago
now look I took your eye
Shanon: Hey whats goin on ?
Tramain: none of your business!!!
Shanon: ya better not be beating the cat i like him now, you went over the top
throwing the monkey out the window
Charlie: Flashback time
Tramain: (Throws stuffed monkey)
Shannon: Oh my God. You killed Kenny.
Tramain: So?
Shannon: You have been going over the top to recently
Tramain: shut up and quit using my mixtapes.

Two weeks later

Tramian: Why dont you like me no more pluto?
Shannon: Well you tore his eye out moron.
Steve: Do you need help miss?
Shanon: NO!!!
Tramain: Im not wasting my time here. (exits and heads towards the bar)
Shannon: You better not come back or Ill clobber ya.
One Day Later
Tramain & Shanon: (Bicker about the toilet seat being up)
Shannon: (goes to bed angrily)
Tramain: (Skips outside and hangs Pluto happily)
Steve: (runs in yells fire while on fire a few different languages)
Shannon: You gotta stop, drop and roll.
Steve: Starts rolling on the ground.
Steve: Im stopping, Im dropping, and Im rolling.
Tramain: (walks in takes a swig of alcohol and walks out)
Charlie: And We're done