1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag. 3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning! 4. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized? 5. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face. 6. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. 7. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go fuck. 8. Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass! 9. If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays? 10. You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or e at you! 11. Your parents must be retarded, because you are special. 12. Could I touch your belly button... from the inside? 13. I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69? 14. How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll pu t my head in.