What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little pup?

I ll have you kno

w I graduated top of my pack in the mystical werewolf chasm of glory, and I ve bee
n involved in numerous secret raids on gay sparkling vampires, and I have over 3
00 confirmed knottings in their asses. I am trained in wolf warfare and I m the to
p sniffer in the entire mystical pack. You are nothing to me but just another pu
p. I will hump you in the leg the fuck out with glorious action the likes of whi
ch has never been seen before on this Earth since Twilight, mark my fucking grow
els. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Wolfternet?
Think again, pup. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of werewolves a
cross the mystic realm and your scent is being tracked right now so you better p
repare for the storm, pup. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing yo
u call your puppy existence. You re fucking dead, pup. I can be anywhere, anytime,
and I can kill you in over seven hundred werewolf ways, and that s just with my b
are tail. Not only am I extensively trained in wolfborn combat, but I have acces
s to the entire arsenal of the mystic realms of wolfenguard and I will use it to
its full extent to wipe your miserable pup ass off the face of the spiritual an
d physical realm, you little pup. If only you could have known what unholy retri
bution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you woul
d have held your fucking lolling, wet and panting tongue. But you couldn t, you di
dn t, and now you re paying the price, you goddamn pup. I will shit furries all over
you and you will drown in it. You re fucking dead, puppy.