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The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room
are staring at him in astonishment, jaws droped ...
He smiles and asks: "Does anyone know the owner of this
phone?
A black guy and a white guy were sitting in the park, the
white man had a pet monkey and the black man is sellin
bananas, the black man said 'Mr. Can u look after my
bananas, i'm goin to the toilet"," Yeah sure, go ahead"
said the white man. When the black man came he found
his bananas gone and asked "where are my bananas" the
white man pointed to the monkey and said "ask ur
brother", the black man chilled and sat down. Few
minutes later the white man asked "can u watch my
monkey i'm goin to the toilet" ,"oh yes!" said the black
man. When the white man came back he found his
monkey dead and exclaimed "what happened here?" the
black replied " don't get involved pls, it's a family affair"
G/MUM! I DISGRACED HIS FAMILY
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the
first time and she told her grandmother about it. So, the
grandmother says sit here and let me tell you about those
young boys. He is going to try to kiss you, you are going
to like that but, don't let him do that. He is going to try to
feel your breast, you are going to like that but, don't let
him do that.
He is going to try to put his hand between your legs , you
are going to like that but, don't let him do that. But most
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