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Mukoma Wa Ngugi
was leaving him because he was washing his wok with soap,
I laughed till I started to wheeze.
And when I came up for air it was to use the little
psychology I knew to assure him he was obviously displacing.
Jennifer could have left him for any number of reasons he
was too short, had a missing front tooth, and even though
only in his mid-twenties, was already balding. To his credit
he was an excellent chef, but he was considered a bit eccentric
because he exercised, which is to say he ran a mile every other
day. To all this Chan promptly responded, Fuck off.
The more I thought about it, the more improbable it
seemed that in a culinary school in a small town in Kenya
called Limuru, a soap-washed but clean-rinsed wok could
come between two lovers from China, and leave the man
ostracized from both his community and his adopted society.
It was not just Jennifer, Chan explained: his fellow Chinese
students were no longer talking to him, and African students
were eyeing him with suspicion, sometimes jeeringly and
sometimes sucking air between the teeth to voice the jeer.
A few days after Chans half-confession, half-lament, the
culinary students, chanting a few choice slogans like Fry
Chan and Walk the Wok went on strike. The riot police,
never having been called to this part of town to quell a strike
by culinary students, got lost, giving the students enough
time to raze Chans dormitory to the ground. We were all
sent home for two weeks.
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Never wash your wok with soap. And oil your wok after each
use. We learned how to season the wok by roasting it over
open flames for an hour, sponging it with oil, then letting
it cool. We rubbed salt and black pepper over the surface,
and then fried sesame seeds. Soon, the smoke, sweet and
light with hints of stir-fry, filled the room. I watched my
wok transform from a glossy, buy-me-I-am-new shine to
a black, leathery, sandpaper gloss. After several hours of
seasoning our woks, we left them sitting on the counter to
cool overnight.
The following afternoon, after a morning spent with
Master Chef lamenting how nobody takes Chinese breakfast
food seriously because of the invention of white bread,
we made our first stir-fry dish. Nothing heavy, a little bit
of sesame oil, two tablespoons of oyster sauce, soy sauce,
minced garlic, onion, bok choy, carrots and broccoli poured
over short-grain white rice. It tasted good, but not unusually
good seasoning the wok didnt seem to make a difference.
We rinsed the woks with cold water, dried them with paper
towels, oiled them again and started the seasoning process
all over.
Then at the end of the week it happened and I understood
what Master Chef meant when he said that the wok, like
language, is also a keeper of culture. We prepared a simple
broccoli-based meal, yet it contained hints of past meals, rich
enough to be noticed, but calm so as not to overwhelm the
present taste. It was the old giving way to the new, or rather
the new recognizing its past, the original sauce still present
like an active ghost in the new sauce I had just made. Later
that evening while at Madames, it occurred to me that if we
could cook history, it would have to be with a wok.
I remember seeing Chans wok in class oil sizzling in a
bottom so discolored that it was metallic, the edges a thin
light blue that got darker closer to the top, the dark brown
wooden handle split from overuse. It was utterly unlike my
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wok, which had a spongy, even sooty inner surface. Chan was
clearly washing his wok in soapy water and, whats more,
scrubbing it clean with steel wool. Master Chef was pacing
up and down, agitated, shouting The Past is Prologue, To
love your wok is to let culture grow, It must have history
as he tried to correct Chan by reprimanding the whole class.
Still, I didnt foresee that Chans actions would later tear
the whole school apart.
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food, we drink your beer, we are here. But how can we really
know we are here?
But look, people, the wok, its not even Chinese everyone
in Asia uses a wok
Someone slapped the sco from my hand and slowly ground
it to its death.
In Africa, the wok is Chinese, a voice said, sounding
dangerous. It was time to wade some more in the fog. I had
one more stop.
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but steamed in the inside, had a taste that did not exist in
my world until then a slippery crunch that gave way to the
softest of bites, and the broccoli, soft on the outside, was still
juicy and crunchy on the inside.
On my animated tongue the food was a galaxy of tastes,
each distinct and without the heaviness of the past that
infused the food we had been cooking. Put simply, it was as
god, or perhaps the devil, intended food to taste: naked and
in the present.
As we ate, or rather as I listened to what I was eating
and Chan the artist observed his audience of one, he tried
explaining. The soil in which things grow, that is the real wok.
I didnt understand and chalked it up to still drunken talk.
You know they will ask you to stop, I said as I washed
his wok with soap and hot water. He did not have to answer.
I knew why he would never stop. And he would never give
this up for Jennifer.
I understood. My eyes were open and I was feeling lighter
already. I too wanted to make dishes that were not prisoners
of the past. Right was on Chans side and as in a revolution,
we would win more and more people to our side one
liberated mouth at a time. And if we failed and were kicked
out of the school, so be it.
We had tasted the future.
Time to go back to Madames, Chan said as soon as I had
dried his wok on an open flame and oiled it with more of the
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