Any Shite Will Do

When you buy Sean

A little drink,
Though its a small drink
Itll never do,
So buy him some
Cheap Russian vodka;
Hell crash his Honda,
Any shite will do.
Hes just a bloke (who loves a joke)
Who wont stop whining
Even when hes dining,
Munching all menu.
He loves a feast (the greedy beast),
His head is aching (ooo-uuch)
And his tummys craving, (ooh-woo)
And hes steaming too.
(Chorus Release the Las Vegas Show-Dancers)
When Sean gets drunk,
Hes such a sight,
More blinding than
The speed of light,
Less than what youd call polite
And does not give a shite!
(Add Full Choir + Katherine Jenkins on Upper Harmony)
When hungover
He takes it easy One more Lambrini,
Any shite will do.
Hell drink some more,
Slap on his Raybans,
Liquid liberation, (Down it lad)
F**k it, thatll do.
When Sean gets drunk,
Hes such a sight,
More blinding than
The speed of light,
Less than what youd call polite
And does not give a shite!
Weve reached the end
Of Seanys Ballad.
What is he smoking?
A bag of glue.
F**k it, thatll do.
Any shite will do.
(Tutti Katherine Jenkins on Lead, with Choir on Harmony)
Give Sean his pack of fegs,
His amazing pack of fegs!
Give Sean his pack of fegs,
Before he breaks your legs!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Curtain Close Albert / Carnegie Hall erupts into applause. End Opera.