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will anymore. Too much of ze Golden Arches von McDonald's eaten your brains. Y ‘rom Open wide? ansafor. ererz You haff ze troothache? rom No. MaRiA/DR. wRIrz Vas? | hear zere vas a man mit ze troothache. TOM That's Pablo. I'm Tom. Mariafpr. rarz Who you are is not important, you mindless | amocha. (looks in eacs of Tom’s eyes quidely) Zo. You haft re conztipation zon 2 rom I do have the constipation sometimes. tle prickly pain right there maniafpe. exrrz Und you halTze very ugly dandruft rom I do have dandruff Mariafor. Ferz Zo I zee, You must use Head und Shoulders. rom I do we Head Maruafor. sairz, Vunce a day, or tvice a day? rom Once, p= Mania/on. Famrz You must use this tvice a day and make ne good bubbly lather, ja? Deine Flan, rom What? TZ Git me your han! Schnell! (tales Toms fan the pulse) Your pulse is neal. rom it wearing. a watch, Maniafon. rrrz Your eyesight is excellent. Open your mouth. Stick out your tongue, Go like this, Hie makes « resphemy. Tom dovs too. No, Another raspberry. Tem doce 0. Berer. Now pat your fingers in your ears. Can you hear rie? rom What? ce this. ManialoR. murrz Good. (aps kim on the top ofthe head) rom Ow! santafon. errr This hums? yom Yes it huts, mania/on. murz A good sign. (takes out an ancient stethoseapé) Lift ze blouse, ‘Tom’ Aren’t you going to take ray temperate? MARIAIDR. FRITZ Ziss is a poor country, Meine Herren. {half nothing here! Nothing! (fees Tom's forchead quickly) Besides—- you haff no fever. rom But I'm shaking! MaTUA/OR. ERITZ Ziss is not fever. Zissis shaking. Do you huffime? Tom No! set} 1 7109-205 Aureus og, “a4ood no, (ut sa may ,j20oyy janoyy iid Aaxt nos ‘dn 325 INEMHOS UTINVA NG 'SLHAD nw Zea wap 7 ame Fy won ‘somogy ano wo da pueyg zane -wayynave BeyAy HOR (dap -0s,) "sp98 fig ogy zunex -wayynavn + eagy Ayouuyop 2hIQ mB aq) zen -wayvreww lave, zante sway PUA wou jana Zant “ayyneve Suni sa wos “op nok Fg we | zante mLayvravw ep sop vf wos ef zane cwayynevwe vf wou 2ef Btmusosy axe nox we j ‘ueprBeus & you we 7 doays re 5 yy Buxsp axe nA sie “ef . Wop) 2ana sayvrave 277° a1aq] uo Supe sary, won. uu 07 a> HEU 3 SOP FHA [PICT iPEDYE OF jaIp as] 10 jtuIOM popuNOsUOD or peop woogey ‘ySno Aur ut wed 408 | ‘woneDeA Uo seat y OT6I IsNBAY “PIC ZETMA “wapyrAVW ena won. ‘pap | Zana wayvrayw ep ‘Ip PIP 1 Uo MOI MOA Zuni “wa/yRIvW A WoL. ‘yoshia Ap Asoa9 ssyz ay ‘em | wnowp | wos {pop MOK Zant “wayyREVW. "PIPL wo “aap 0 ara nok nino nok pue euoumaud jaddop 97 pe fanaa ay “ROK 29) 59 Asng e—eoqTIOUOH pure ‘sqyppuoug ‘sprump pey nok Quam sy “sed ees Jo adeys 92 ‘spoming anoX uo ysez e pey nod wayyy ZENE -ayyrIVW * oagy opewmnays ancy pip | WoL gel amagy 2 # 92 poy nox anop wang Buypay> ysnf Zanes “uayvEnvN. ISHOVHLOOWL NWYGCO9 V HAVH NOG | wor of auns a1 HOA ZUMA way 00] won yamsue Poo ZLnK “Ma/yRRVIE nos ou, Bou ky, Zann -wayyrivw MARIA, love. No? rom Si mania God love you too. rom [need a doctor! RING, Bonjour. Si. Si. Si. Si le say you should believe mania God? Upstai TOM. Dr, Fritz, Can 1 alk to Dr, Fritz? Pleae? Mania Of course you can talk to Dr. Frit ToM Olay. So where is Mania You want to make appointment? 4s stopped by pad) ugh hon? And how will you get Mawalon. HurZ Si Tier! (*Quied! You rom What... ? agiafpr. eeirz Hall's M Sie! Na gut! Sterben Sie mall Was golt das mich an? (“Shut ep, you rom What was it like? mania/pR. eRirz 1 to complete my go days. Now J must wander 2e earth, Tom" Wow. Mamualoe. raz Vow indeed. You sleep every day from 12:34 (0 7:38 in the morning. You cat usually eggs and toast mie raspberry shinier for breakfast, ze garbage fat food for lunch, maybe ze wienet made fiom pig balls o¢ a slice of Schieise you call pizza. At ze i mantalor. ERtrz Eleven forty-two at night you masturbate into a sock, Sometimes th sometimes the sock mit tom Good God, MaRIA/DR. rerrz Ziss is your entire shtupid life, these things about me? Walified sturgeon, Tom You know what's mantafor. erirz 1 am German, Nothing is farny. He, ha, ha. Yom. I'm getting a woth manialor. reirz Zympathetic reaction. You vant to buy a roovenits? tom No. ii 22tu eno] nok og] yrevW nox wor ‘wo ‘nod ano] wrevie “araypn Aes 2,uop a8eaIq “+ Yoo] KOR amp to Axis skeaye asnut no, “ssouyzep 2p Jo soni9y a4 uoDaKI9q oprEg TOIT JO S9210} 4p JO 24) 0 soougy aup pu 218 pom 2xp ‘29s nox 3,uocy ‘oyu ‘ou ‘ou “ou “ONY. yr 1p oF mem sAf | ON WoL ZN yr “aiowAue ne IC) weA Nop | KOM 1S. voww mW wou Pop "we | 219 nq “Kep Arona an UK Y MOU NOR vraVHE 8 sea J ayBHOyD | AYU AMP Jo EPP KOR poof s pio ven ySnq wos, epood sem poy ayy, yravN ae soddns ov | 2y8tu tse] Wo us pop—sioquns ‘orp sp wsamp ya 2M vite P IIL 40y 4007 "3047 Mor se1yM vruvee + yoo] "tue Won “eng 1p 94 Pln0o SRL, vray Suzuays wey woe a “MPaBS wg, ayagy && ) zara “1a/vo8vN Kp 1 ONAY WOR pug (G2aney 49 fo suo dionerioys sus) amb 9q pno> ss ‘onampsseur 0 ON ON, you Bey j “Appreumucyur, — (aay pong Buppoo}-AySn sues ssonpoud) zuraa “wayyeay Anos snp wt ON wo uwo9 loypoUe 992 NOK -zaNGE “way Ive 801 SP EON WO ‘SH Zant ‘wayvnevw S10) 10N BUH a4,n04 Wor Apuapauuy zane “ayy, “uoneisdo uy wos -uopezodo we poo nox. zamux “wayyravwy uorm s2eym, Won poresyrluion os you sf ame ano, saunas “wayvnmv iaMO wos I 5,moy, 2g sop 2ne “ACL/ouopy) “spury e jo UNA Zune “wayvnEWN Maia But oh Go you called on God, you said, Oh God, rom was a figure of speech, okay? maria You believe in Buddha? Buddha is good. rom No. mania Krishna, maybe? rom No, maria Just checking, We hear a ringing, tke « telephone. mara Wi RING, - Dosveedonyeh. redo. He say you are on TOM picks ¢ is always more meat than meets the eyes meat, no? rom I must have fever. Mania Are you shwitzing? Does that make you feel better? Aiso—das Messer. “So—the She approaches Tom with rom Put chat thing down! mancalpn. rRirz Dethaps for you ve need ze besser Meser (takes out an ENORMOUS KNIFE) om I DON'T NEED A MESSER! Manialpr. raurz, Olay. You are straps) Go. You are free. Vans 1 g0. Gol ne? Then good. (undoes the Manra/DR. rerrz You believe in God? Tom Suddenly I fe MARIA/DR. ERITZ Ja, you doi rom I'm getting maniA/DR: erizz Do you not realize the place you have come 10? The forces atrayed vhich could crush you like a peanut? impers. ‘Thunderap. You have finished your good works, I hope. Tom No! I haven't done anything! I've eaten hiot dogs made from pig balls and I had a rash on my bute and I jerk off into a sock every night. 13 poo tt aaaypq 3,00p TON WOR “pop vf enayfaq NOR ;poCN ‘hes | _vRVHE arya wor POS) UE aAatIoq NA ;peOE) wREVA “Po YO. WOR ay (ume ow we] vnEWe METAL WoL Ja S151, vrevie ‘a0 Sums ure | sreyp axp SQ vive Jateyp w aney nok og] wo “Zk AC “YO WR Ey uC. WOR aroypndiono oae sso -¥RIV spony st wor apy on Bu 19 snsaf (ued) wox "aad I, re euepy Jo doys syuoanos axp ssp MON. viv incq wos, ‘pod os sofentiuey axp syeads nog vnewwe THOLNG,, Aes uss op 2,uso0p—ang wo, Zit IC] 40} 9589 gpeuRUI Aowp axe ang “yy VRE vt unoxowit gsumaanog (jyop db spjoy) “324u Os EY, VEE joo onsewy py] Wor gstoys Bagoay are nok Mop be und) VERWW (unop yop 241 ‘adoy y some spmut—rore] NOK tuo age pexona8 amok “apy 30 5h © us 208 pt 8Houp snl spor ss sz “294tt 2g4-2 248, “aN>pT dy 20s 0} aumsaB w segs wo, apo ef zane -uayyervny 2077 our sog WoL soy SE GMa ol) ip ds spd) ep ONRE 9 Poop Zune “wayentvW jmoy mg wos. 1uo0s Lupa £198 24841 30 s20803 o1p OF Aum ano puy yn NOK mex adoy Aquo | “nok 2) BunyBy oxe souyzep 30 0010) 22 ‘yp Jo appa amp ur axe nok ear oz mou ‘sey “ya rom Pablo? MARIA 1 was foretold ofa m: troothache, ied Pablo coming with a ‘rom I'm not Pablo. Mania, is why you have no troothache. rom Look... Mansa (looking behind herself) Where? Tom Listen MARIA (puts a hand io her eat) 1 hear nothings. ‘Tom My name is Tom Sanders. At the hotel I talked to this man Pedro Maria Pedro the doorman or Pedro the cook? Tom Pedro the cook. Mania He so nice. You want to buy a souvenirs? ‘Tom No, thank you. MARIA One of a kinds, Tos Pedro said come heve and ask for Dr, Fritz, Mantua Ah, Dr. Fritz can cure every hole, burn, amputation, housemaid’s Broken bone, bullet ie. rom Bur diseases is more difficult ey are called terminal gelpepoon ou ng “4 “IND WHOA, [ ‘AO STLAF AG YHOI] 10 2d0.4104 ANT . 2avl bived saay plaeq. LEHOIT dO SHOUOI FHL WO ‘ZL Ud

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