A spambot sent me a message. I decided to reply...

I deeply regret that it is my unfortunate duty to bring it to your

attention that you are above and beyond our maximum standards for
looks. You are clearly a 9/10 and here we only
allow 6/10 maximum.
Your account will be CLOSED unless you reply to this message with
your name, phone number, your favorite flower, how many Cheetos you
can fit in your mouth at once (just curious) and if you prefer
Chinese or Italian cuisine. This is very serious business and I
would advise you not to take my message lightly or you might anger
my boss Poseidon, the lord of the seas.
Cheers,
M

M,
I thought you were trying to sell me a cheap package of entrepreneur tutorial. N
o, I don't have to know how to be a millionaire overnight. I watched the first c
ouple of seasons of Apprentice. Now I hate Donald Trump and his stupid hair.
I don't have a face photo up there. And I am pretty sure I am 5.5 on the scale o
f 10. I am plain and I am proud of it. Clearly my ugliness broke the standardize
d face value system. (Long life feminist Nazi !!!! We punch pretty faces.) Obvio
usly you don't know that, the situation is...you are sending identical messages
in a bulk. (Or: You a spam bot)
I don't mind my account going disappear one day. This site looks like a shithole
sometimes. (No pun intended. I don't know where the pun is. I know where my pot
is. It is in my kitchen) So I am not going to message my name and my phone numb
er. I don't really like flowers, because they are not food. Cheetos give me bad
breath. I don't eat them. I am a Chinese. I ate a lot of rice. Italian food is n
ot good without cheese. Unfortunately I am lactose intolerant. DAMN YOU,MY ASIAN
GENES. I know Poseidon. He is holding up a fork most of the time. Like this -->
<--The Greek Alphabet Psi.
Grumpy, (too small a brain/ daily doses of new information are causing headaches
)
The Friendly Troll L