here r some

jokes from the net......ENJOY!

What happens if veerappan becomes the chairman of
kingfisher?
ans: beerappan.
What happens if veerappan
becomes the chairman of bisleri?
ans: neerappan.
What
happens if veerappan becomes the chairman of
bambino
vermicelli?
ans: kheerappan.
What
happens if veerappan becomes a priest?
ans:
seerappan.
What is veerappan's sister's name?
ans:
veerakkan.
What is the headman of MM hills village
called?
ans: fearappan.
How does veerappan's daughter
begin a letter to him?
ans: dearappan.
and for
finale.............
What is the name of Veerappan's IT company
?
- VIPRO (Veerappan IT Products).

--------------------Q: What is the similarity between Cassette

& Girl?
A: You can use them on either side.
Q: What is the
similarity between Girls and Aeroplane?
A: Both have Cockpits.
Q: What
is difference between Girl in Church and Girl in Bathroom?
A: A Girl in
Church has soul full of hope and Girl in Bathroom
has hole full of
soap.
Q: What is similarity between Tea and Girl ?
A: Both are hot,
Both have milk.
Q: What is the difference between Men's Cricket and
Woman's Cricket?
A: In Men's Cricket, there is short leg between two long
legs
and In Woman's cricket, there is a deep gully in two fine
legs.
Q: What is the differnce between Ship and Girl ?
A: The ship
cuts through water and the Girl waters through cut.
Q: What is the
difference between Sky and Skirt ?

A: Sky covers whole universe a Skirt

covers the universal hole.
Q: Why did Gandhi wore dhoti without Underwear
?
A: Freedom of movement.
Q: What did Egyptian Boy say to Roman Girl
?
A: Come behind the Pyramid and I will make you a mummy.
Q: Why is a
penis called a "Gentleman" in England?
A: It stands up whenever a lady passes
by.
Q: Why is a penis called a "Thief" in Baghdad?
A: It enters
through the back door.
Q: Why is a penis called a "Labourer" in
India?
A: It works day and night.
Q: Who wrote "Chinese
Torture"?
A: U Chew Mine.
Q: Who wrote "Russian Torture"?
A:
Let-me-cut their-cock-off.
Q: Who wrote "Arabian Torture"?
A: Shake
My-boob.
Q: Why girls rub their eyes when they getup in the
morning?
A: They don't have balls to scratch.
Q: Why do dogs lick
their balls?
A: Because they can.
Q: Why India has never had a female
President?
A: What would you call her - Rashtra-patni?
Q: What did
Rajiv Gandhi say, at last, when he saw Dhanu
coming towards him?
A: What a
BOMB
Q: Why is sex so popular?
A: It is so centrally
located.
Q: What did the bulb say to the switch?
A: U turn me On And
Finally
Q: Define a Bra?
A: Under shoulder boulder
holder.