if ae wnt paaniters® 11| Keep It Gay [Cue] Max: “Then you'll do it?” Roger: “Do it? Of course not, [Music in] Not my kind of thing, ‘mean, Max, please, World War Two? Too dark, too depressing,” 2 The thea tre’s so ob-sessed with dra-mas so de-pressed it's hard to sell a tick-et on Broad - way Shows should be more pret-ty Rubato 8 99 Leo: AN Shows should be more wit-ty Shows should be more what's the word? Gay? Roger: “Exactly” 41] Moderate waltz, In 3 40 FA _Roger: No mat-ter what you do on the stage keep it light keep it bright keep it gay Wheth - er its mur « der may-hem or rage. Don't. com- #11—Keep It GayTHe Propucers - 159 - 2 ~ plain, its a pain keep it gay—___ Peo - ple want © Iaugh - ter when they see = a_— show The Roger/Carmen: 5 39 ] last thing they're af - ter’s a lit-a-ny of woe A. hap-py end ing will pep up your play Oe - di- pus won't bomb if he winds up with Roger: Carmen: 4g _Roger/Carmen: mom. Keep it gay keep it By keep it Max “Couldn't agree with you more. And you have our blessings, Roger, to make ‘Springtime For Hitler’ ust a5 gay as anyone could possibly want. So c'moa, doit for us, please?” 16-00 2 aay Roger: “No, I'm somry Max, but its simply not my cup of tea, Stil, fair is fair. dim 52-86 5 #11—Keep It Gay| | | 160 Tue Propucers Perhaps ! should ask my production team what they think.” lc se-c2 5 Cue to continue Roger: “You'l see. They all live here. Oh guys! Max: “Who are they?” Come say hello to Bialystock and Bloom!” 3, Vamp 04-67 4 8 Roger: “This is my set designer, Bryan” 7 mad keep it glad___ keep it gay. Tl og “And here's my costume designer, Kevin” 76-17 2 7 Kevin: 10 Ha - lo Keep it We're hap-py keep it snap-py keep it gay elev - er cre - a - tive, its our job to see that ev - “ry thing’s per - fect for Mis - ter De - bri #11-Keep It GayTHE PRopucers - 161 - Roger: “Next, Scott, my choreographer.” vn 2-08 3 y ay Scott dances on Scott: “Hi there” 6 Ws “s 97-99 3: 102] Meno mosso 107, Keep it j ye OY Rem it gay ii] Atempo Roger: “They've all just read ‘Springtime." What do you think of i, fellas?” | ot 2 4124113, n4__ Kevin: It needs se-quins It needs glam-our It needs glitz It neds tits 710] Max: “We're losi’ them. Go say something Leo: “But Max...” Max: “Go on, it's just showbiz,” nice to Roger. I think he likes you.” (Drums in) 120-122 #11—Keep It Gay| | 162 - Tue Propucers Dialogue continues 120-194 12 135, 136-146 2 “God, if [could bottle you, Cue to continue 0g T’é shove you under my armpits every day.” Max: “I'll tell you when we're in too deep.” ‘Vamp (Long) 147-148 149, Vamp 150 Carmen: tock) And. so the 151 (Carmen: “Hal Hal” 354 rule is when —-mount- ing a play! Roger/Carmen/Roger’s Team: 0 157 15 Keep it fun- any keep it sun ay keep it 01-102 Bay, a Leo: “I don’t think we're geting to them. [remy _Sé2R om axe then auto 201 Wha dows dion Roger's Team: (humming) Dialogue continues a se m7 #11—Keep It GayTHe PRoDUCERS = 168 = (Roger's Team:) Z ——> ‘Max: “Why not? Think of the prestige.” Roger: “No.” 194-196 mt ‘Max: “Think of the respect.” Roger: “No, no, no.” Music stops, cut to bar201 Max: “Think of...” _ ‘The Tony!” Carmen/Roger’s Team: 200 pi) To-ay To-ny To-ny To-ny — To-nyl__ #11—Keep It Gay164 — Tue Propucers Roger: “Ngahh!” Max: “What's the matter?” Leo: “Is he allright?” Carmen: “He's having a stoke...” Max/Leo: “What?” Carmen: “...of genius!” [205] March,Ind — Roger: “I see it, I see itl ao, Vamp 205-208 2 ‘At last the chance to do something important!” Carmen: aor, Vamp 208, Ro- ger De-bris pre-sents his - to-ry Roger: “Of course, that whole second act has to be rewritten, Excuse me. It's too downbeat.” ‘They're losing the war! 210-21 212 Vamp Roger: “But maybe...it's a wild 28 ‘dea, but it just might work...” Carmen: ais Rowe, Ro-ger De-bris pre-sents his - to-ry! I see a 216] Start slowly, then accel. a7 210. SS line of beau -ti- ful gis dressed like 220 228 storm troop-ers each one. a gem With leath - er 224) Atempo boots and whips on their hips Its sis #11—Keep It GayTHE Propucers SHR = Carmen/Roger’s Team: seg Roger) oo mo zi__Ro - qué, dare sy, 8 and M Lave ith 1 see Ger - man sol - dies danc-ing through France played by cho - rus boys in ver - y tight pants And wait there's 2 2a 2a 248 And the more they win the war. 28 248 206 2ar dan-ces they do will ‘be = dar_-- ‘ing and = new 209 250 251 Tum, tum, kick, tum, tum, tum, kick, tum One, two, three, kick, tum Keep it ‘Max: “Thats brilliant. Brilliant! I sg for Mr. Bloom and myself, Roger, w! 2: Bigger 252 253 AX) 254-256 , say that you're the only man in the world sassy keep it, clas - sy keep it. who can do justice to Springtime For Hitler.” Will you do t please?” #11—Keep It Gay166 ~ THE Propucers ‘This is a very big decision. It might affect Leo: “Please.” ‘the course of my entire life. I'll have to Roger: “Wait aminute. [g7] think about it... [Music out] Tildo it” 258, Vamp Roger: ru 255] Fast 4 Carmen/Roger’s Team: 200 262, ( Roy do itl Sa - bu cham-pagnel Abin If at the 268 265, end you want them to cheer Keep it gay, keep it gay, keep it 287, 288. (Roger/Roger's Team:) 268 aay Whether it's Ham - let © ~ thel-lo or Lear Keep it ao Carmen (sounding 80a): Ha ha ha ha ha ba ha ha Ha ha ha ha haha an Carmen: (sounding loco) =, 272 Com-e-dy’s joy - ou a constant de - light __ #11—Keep It Gay2 (Carmen:) THE Propucers - 167 - Roged/Cariuen: Roger/Carmen/Roger’s Team: 278 Dra mas an-noy—— us And mu - in our night» So keep your at Carmen/Roger’s Team: Roger: ri1 oy Stind - bergs ®) 218 Scott: Sign! fe fe Bryan: Sign 282 Roger: Ro - ger B 276. fp and Ib-sen’s at bay Kevin: Sign! 2 ogy Maxie: rT 202 Sigal Carmen: Sign! Roger/Carmen/Roger’s Team: liz- a-beth De - bris! Keep it [284] (Roger/Carmen/Roger’s Team:) = 285 Fast segue Gay! #11—Keep It Gay