General Liability Release of Claims

I, Bhanu Kalra, of 420 Draipuss Ave, Brampton L6X1v9, for and in consideration of the offering
to me of the highest honorable rank of Hoeship as the property of Dave Bernard, the receipt and
sufficiency of which is hereby acknowledged do hereby release and forever discharge Dave
Bernard, of 69 Suqmadiq Ln, Philadelphia, their agents employees, fellow threatologists,
successors, Curry Brothers, and assigns, and any and all persons firms or corporations liable of
who might be claimed to destroy given ranked pussy, from any and all booty calls, demands,
damages, actions, causes of action or suits of any kinds or nature whatsoever, whether known or
unknown stench from ass, fixed or contingent, which I now have or may hereafter have or claim
to have, as a result of or in any way relating to throwing that ass in a circle.
It is understood and agreed that this permission of being called Daves hoe is made and received
in full and complete settlement and satisfaction of the aforesaid actions, causes of actions, booty
calls, claims and demands; that this Release contains the entire agreement between the parties
that the terms of this Agreement are contractual and not merely a recital. Furthermore, this
Release shall be binding upon the undersigned, and his respective heirs, executors, dick eaters,
pussy gobblers, administrators, personal representatives, curry brothers, successor and assigns.
This Release shall be subject to and governed by the Laws of the State of Pennsylvania.
This release has been read and fully understood by the undersigned witnesses, Bhanus Mom and
Bhanus Baby Daddy, and has been explained to me
EXECUTED this 11th day of August, 2011.
Signed: ________________________________
Print Name: Bhanu
Signed: ________________________________
Print Name: Bhanus Mom
Signed: ________________________________
Print Name: Bhanus Baby Daddy