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The muscles in your heart have


the strength to shoot your blood
10 meters in the air?

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Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

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The bodys strongest muscle is our tongue

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A pigs orgasm lasts 30 mins!!

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Statistically, people are more afraid of spiders than they are of dying

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All polar bears are left handed

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Crocodiles cannot stick out their tongue

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Butterflies taste with their feet

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A cockroach can live 9 days


without its head. It only dies
because it cannot eat.

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Humans and Dolphins are the


only animals that have sex for
pleasure

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A ducks quack has no echoe, and nobody knows why

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Each King on playing cards


represent a King in real history:
Spades: King David.
Clubs: Alexander The Great.
Hearts: Charlemagne.
Diamonds: Julius Cesar.

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It is impossible to sneeze
with your eyes open

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Multiplying 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

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Starfish have no brains

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A statue in a park with a soldier on a horse with
its 2 feet in the air means
the soldier died in combat.
If the horse has only 1 foot in the air,
the soldier died of injuries from combat.
If the horse has all 4 feet on the ground, the
soldier died of natural causes.

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Mosquitoes have teeth

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Thomas Edison was afraid of the dark.

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The word "cemetery" comes from the Greek koimetirion which means dormitory

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In ancient England, people could not have sex without consent from the King.
When people wanted to have a child, they had to solicit a permission to the
monarchy, in turn they would supply a plaque to hang on their door when they
had sexual relations.
The plaque read "Fornication Under Consent of the King" (F.U.C.K.).
This is the origin of the word.

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When the English settlers landed in Australia, they noticed a strange animal
that jumped extremely high and far. They asked the aboriginal people using
body language and signs trying to ask them about this animal. They
responded with Kan Ghu Ru the english then adopted the word kangaroo.
What the aboriginal people were really trying to say was
we dont understand you, Kan Ghu Ru.

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It is impossible to
suck your elbow.

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During historic civil wars, when troops returned without any casualties,
a writing was put up so all can see which read
"0 Killed".
From here we get the expression "O.K." which means all is good.

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80% of the people who read this


will try to suck their elbow.

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