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    Duck Jokes

    Uploaded by

    archer1318
    a list of stupid jokes.

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    Q: What time does a duck wake up?

    A: At the quack of dawn!


    Q: What do ducks get after they eat?
    A: A bill!

    Q: What do you call a crate full of ducks?


    A: A box of quackers!

    Q: Who stole the soap?


    A: The robber ducky!

    Q: What do you call two ducks and a cow?


    A: Quackers and Milk.

    Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with fireworks?


    A: A firequacker!

    Q: What's another name for a clever duck?


    A: A wise quacker!

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