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"You're Meant To Eat It"
and you thought that was beef..haha
"That wasn't ketchup... Did it taste like it?"
will self destruct in 1 second
oops i think you arent going to like your fortune.......
You are about to eat a cookie
this message was meant for a beautiful person; telling you how nice, pretty,
funny, and amazing you are. we have obviously sent it to the wrong address. we
are truly sorry for the inconvenience.
Ko je bil boiek majhen, je verjel v Chucka Norrisa.
Ko je Kritof Kolumb iz Amerike prinesel koruzo, ga je Chuck Norris na pomolu e
akal s kokicami.
iga Zois je imel Norrisovo tipendijo.
Ko so iznali telefon je Chuck Norris e imel 2 neodgovorjena klica.
Chuck Norris je snemal izdelavo kamer.
Kako moki pokae, da skrbi za prihodnost?
Namesto enega si kupi dva zaboja piva.

Kako moki sortirajo svoje spodnje perilo?

Na dva kupa: umazano in umazano, toda e uporabno.
Ali ve, zakaj je Mojzes z izraelskim ljudstvom 40 let hodil po
pustinji?
Ker moki niso znali vpraati za pot!