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Pentagon Newsletter - 10 October 2015 PDF
Pentagon Newsletter - 10 October 2015 PDF
October 2015
INSIDE
THIS ISSUE
HALLOWEEN
COSTUMES TO DIE
FOR! WEVE GOT
THE PICS!
HALLOWEEN ON LAS
VEGAS BOULEVARD!
THEY ONLY COME
OUT AT NIGHT!
PLUS
KEVIN KOSTNERS
GREATEST HORROR
FILMS
THE HAUNTED
CASTLES OF
PAHRUMP
ARE YOU
REALLY
GOING TO EAT THAT?
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Adventures, letters,
Last
month:
Chip
arrives for his nine
oclock appointment and
discovers a strange
plaque mounted on the
wall next to the doors.
I looked at the plaque
again. Deeply engraved
into the brass below the
double-headed eagle were
the words Embassy of The
Royal Ki ngdom of
Transylvania,
Never heard of it, I
thought, but what do I
know?
I looked around for an
intercom or a doorbell and
found the doorbell off to
the right side of the
plaque. Someone had used
a black marker to turn it
into a smiley face with the
doorbell button as the
nose.
Cute.
I pushed the button and
immediately jumped when
a klaxon let loose inside
the house and a bolt of
lightning discharged way
too close for my comfort.
I waited. The klaxon
continued to aOOOOga,
aOOOga.
I was just about to push
the button again when the
two massive carved doors
groaned on their hinges
and opened.
A small man stood
between the doors. He had
white hair and wore a
handlebar moustache, a
crooked bow tie, a threepiece suit and white spats.
He looked me up and
down as though I were
some strange being the
storm had deposited at the
entryway of the Embassy
of the Royal Kingdom of
Transylvania.
He said nothing.
I cleared my throat and
said, Hi. Im Chip
Carpenter, the plumber.
A few seconds rolled by
and then he stepped back,
opening the left side of the
double doors wide enough
for me to enter.
So I entered.
To be continued...
The Birthday
Box
A life in the
day of a
plumber
By CHIP CARPENTER
Ace Master Plumber
Investigation continues
who the task force now
describes as a person of
interest.
Meanwhile, the cleanup
continues at Down the
Drains prestigious world
headquarter, and
the
newsletter will continue to
be
published
and
distributed from the
offices of Down the
Drains
sister
publications, the Las
Vegas Tattler and The
Clark County Night
Crawler.
Construction
and
Building Correspondent
Roger Red Tag, who is
supervising the cleanup
and restoration, said he
thinks it will be close to
Wanted to Buy
Frogger game on
5 1/4 or 3 1/2 diskette
for Microsoft 386, 486,
Windows 3.11 or
Windows 95 operating
system
Respond to
Alice Hashtag c/o of
this publication
A special happy
birthday wish
goes out this
month from all
the crew at
Pentagon Plumbing
to
Any of our
faithful readers
who happen to
have a birthday in
October
Boo!
So go celebrate!
Yaaaaaay!