Vampire in Exeter

A Teen Vampire Story

by John Doe
There's a modest new girl in Exeter and she has everybody talking. Stunningly se
xy and devastatingly smart, all the girls want her. However, Catherine Sparkle h
as a secret - she's a brutal vampire.
Jenna Russell is an understanding, fat girl who enjoys socialising. She becomes
fascinated by Catherine who can stop lorries with her bare hands. She doesn't un
derstand why she's so standoffish.
Her best friend, a grateful gnome called Annabelle, helps Jenna begin to piece t
ogether the puzzle. Together, they discover the ultimate weapon - the yellow, ta
ttered arrow.
When bodies start turning up all over Exeter, Jenna begins to fear the worst. Th
e gnome urges her to report Catherine to the police and she knows she should, so
what's stopping her?
She may resist Catherine's bite, but can she resist her charms?
Will she be caught eating with the vampire?
Praise for Vampire in Exeter
"Bursting with originality. An understanding girl falling for a sexy vampire has
simply never been done before."
- The Daily Tale
"About as moving as a cow stuck in a bog, but Vampire in Exeter does deliver an
important message about not having a gnome for a friend."
- Enid Kibbler
"A yellow, tattered arrow would be my first choice too. This must be based on a
true story, you couldn't make this stuff up!"
- Hit the Spoof
"I could do better."
- Zob Gloop