GRANDMOTHER, Wel, Grandpa's certainly not Buddha.
‘And I'm certainly pot lucky
WALLAGE. (Pause) Do you ever miss Mommy?
GRANDMOTHER :Allhe tine,
WALLACE, (Payse) Me, too. (ae) All the time
GRANDMOTHER. (Pause) Drink your milk I's good for
your teeth
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it dido't matter. Tt was just an empty hole by then. My
‘mother was’ hiding inside. (Paute She wrotea note before?
she died, asking to be cremated, and Lasked my father why
the wasn't He said my mother was two women, and the one
hie loved would have been-scared of the fames. (Pause) I
ook at that photograph of itle me inside ny mothers shirt
allthe time, It's the closest cat ge tovecurty. There are no
pictures of me inside mother’s womb, but her trdeneck ie
lose enough.
Scone Tes
Wallace's bedroom, Wallace and Saraharestingon the
bed, Sarch i reading something ono piece of paper.
SARAH. Ob, f realy ike it
WALLACE. Real
SARAH Rely Is very good.
WALLACE. Whe
SARAH. Well i's funny, butialosad.te'srealy sad. And
iso mua mean, there's 0 much of ou in there. mea,
iE] didnchnow you, I'd nowyou afer read this You know
What Tiean? {tink is eal talented work. What for?
WALLAGE. For
SARAH. Tineanisitfor English clas or something?
WALLACE: No Ijust sort of wrote Not realy or any.
thing For me, gua
SARAH Youshotldsubmitittotheschoolnewspaper. et
hey publ
WALLACE. I don’t think want the wh
this.
SARAH. Why not T mean, you shouldnt be ashamed or
anything
WALEAGE. 'm notashomed.Ijustsemsa litle smsation-
se you know
SARAH. Tdon' Snow. gues 0.
WALLACE, Se. (Pouse) What do you wane wo da?
SARAH Oh, I don't know.
WALLACE. We could go sce a movie.
SARAH. Sure
le school reading
19WALLACE. Or we could stay ere.
SARAH. Sure
WALLACE. Wel, which one
SARAH. Whichever.
WALLACE. Come on, I'm borible with decisions.
SARAH. So am
WALLACE Sarah youTe-the valedicorian of our cat,
for Chrasakes Ifyou can't make a decion, who ca
SARAH. Urmm, do you want to stay here
WALLACE. Vex
SARAH. Olay. Lets stay her, then
WALLACE, Sele: Do you wan something to drink?
SARA. Une. sore
WALLACE What do you want? Some wine? A screwdriver?
SARAH. Ob, you mean something to dri don't drink,
WALLACE. Oh ause) Bo you mind drink something?
SARAH. Ob, no, don't et se standin your way
WALLACE. Tibe right back.
SARAH Oiay. (Wallace was out Soreh tas around the
om Sh ookat 0 pltographin fame the bed Wallace
salen ping plas of wane
WALLACE te tne sera
SARAH, Who's ts?
WALLACE. I's my mother.
SARAH. She was Deu
WALLACE She was okay. 'm goingolight a candle, okay?
SARAH. Sure-(Wallacegeizacondie-Heteesaligherffombas
feet)
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Ahi ignter when he ia. I a Lipo, Preny harp bu
SARAH very ice Wallac relight ight Iem’t
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WALLACE. ihiok ites towarm up (ase Walle ite
hh ihr femore ders igh) Ue gues
eat relator forgattchlibetfeheded esjstsh
fai fate canes. eres ccha: (Por) You want to
Tinen wo some marc?
SARAR. Sure
WALLACE. What do you tke?
SARAH. Ob, anything |
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Py, shes his
WALLACE. You ike James Taylor?
SARAH. Sure.
WALLACE. Let me just find the tipe, (Wallace loot forthe
tape)¥doa't know where I pat it Maybe is oat in the ear
‘can go check—
SARAN. Thats okay. We don't need music, Do we?
WALLACE. Uhh, 9, I guess not (Pause) Wall,
SARA. What was your mother ike, Wallace?
WALLACE. What atthe le
SARAH. Yeah.
WALLACE. She wat lke Sylvia Plath without 2 Fulbright
scholarship.
SARAH. What do you mean?
WALLACE, I meaa—tI don't know what | mesa, I'm se
esate def Wald
Teed yur
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WALLACE. No, dctCanTT
SARAH. Unniecant ye fh fora she wk
WALLACE. T cnt unto talk, 1 want to Kis Can T Kis
we
SARAH. Pa realy fel beuerifwe jon feflens
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SKRAHL Maye thou go, or het
WALLACE What Okccbne on
Siieait Noten aye ws such good ide.
WACIAGE. Der yoeite mes
SAA Soop ued wales Buc dont wan his co be
at tao theow oct upd stings oting
Bee teks yous ou an
SARAIL. Oh, Wallace, don’t do that:
Watt
WALLACE. Vou said maybe you should leave, so lave. 1
don't want 1o—T just don't want to dal with this, okay?
SARAH. But—
WALLAGE. Got nothing Jur, please, go, okay?
SARAH, 1—fine Bye, Wallace
2WALLACE. Yeah, yeah see you—
SARAH. I'm sory this didn work out. Pause) Msc
inschoolon Monday. OlsPaber) Olay. bye archwals
ou)
Seine Exéven
Wallace's bedroim: Wallace is siting om his bed aking
onthe phone
WALLACE. Yeah, I wanted to fee if I could make a song
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Te Mer a Taree
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(Pere) SHE (Wallace honge up the Phone)
Scene Twave
Sarah's front dor. Sarah se, Wallace onsite
SARAH, Wallace
WALLACE” Soh
SARAGL Wha are you doing ere?
WALLACE: Tandon, I wanted wo epee
SARAIL Yo dont hor 0
WaLLAct Yeh ie
SARAH. Otay. (Pause So?
WALLACE Voskoow fics funny,younow,some-
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times just wish I were a ite kid agai, when “sorry was
okay, you know?
SARAH. Yeoh wel we'resot ite kids, Wallace.
WALLACE ice ne Umm n,n, werent, Wee
arian not. Urinal Wal acing veal
Aone Trans jo vera Be wane nas beg,
‘SARAH. Stupid.
SS adit matory andiiyar—youtnow,
it made you— it was unfair. And I apologize.
SERA Stag”
Bart ce Nod though maybe we cul ty gin,
Sait fet
WALLACE Yeah you know, majbe ould come n—
Saal preteen
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Sante tnd
He ce jou know maybe you cul come
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Behan wakees ;
WALLACE. I mean, I know it sounds like a stupid idea, but
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Sak Wecaiteet seein wont ate eta
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Pekan io ned to ha, Wate, 1 jum dont
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