Gilded Toilet

The special room where the champion throne resides.

The Gilded seat that houses the finest of treasures.
This is where all great things end.
And with a small noise from the water another jewel is added to the horde.
A nugget as golden as the shining sun rests in the throne.
The sweet aroma of the auspicious bullion fills the very room.
The golden ingot laying in the font of Adam's Ale
colors the water a succulent amber
And with a quick turn of the bejeweled appendage
The marvelous gold nugget has vanished.