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    Felix is an elf who owns a magical hat that comes to life and says inappropriate things whenever he wears it. One day, Felix decides to go to town while wearing his naughty hat, which shouts a rude comment at the post-elf delivering mail, causing the post-elf to throw his bag of mail at Felix and knock his hat off. The hat lands on Ms. Salenga, a teacher who enjoys naughty things, and she takes it home with her.

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    Felix is an elf who owns a magical hat that comes to life and says inappropriate things whenever he wears it. One day, Felix decides to go to town while wearing his naughty hat, which shouts a rude comment at the post-elf delivering mail, causing the post-elf to throw his bag of mail at Felix and knock his hat off. The hat lands on Ms. Salenga, a teacher who enjoys naughty things, and she takes it home with her.

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    Felix is an elf who owns a magical hat that comes to life and says inappropriate things whenever he wears it. One day, Felix decides to go to town while wearing his naughty hat, which shouts a rude comment at the post-elf delivering mail, causing the post-elf to throw his bag of mail at Felix and knock his hat off. The hat lands on Ms. Salenga, a teacher who enjoys naughty things, and she takes it home with her.

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    ThereoncewasabusyelfnamedFelixwhosehatcametolifewheneverheputitonhishead.

    Onesunnydayhedecidedtogointotowntoseethetoymaker.Hedressedinhisnormalelf
    clothesandslippedonhispointyshoes.Thenheopenedhisclosetandlookedathishat.
    ShouldIwearit?OrshouldInot?Itsalwayssonaughty!

    Forinstancetherewasthatonetimethatheputitonhisheadanditshoutedoutinappropriate
    commentstooldelfladyMargie.Shehasntspokentohimsince.Therewasthatothertime.
    oh,webetternotsay.

    Butitwassochillyoutsideandhehadnootherhatstoprotecthisheadfromthecold.Onit
    went.Beforeyouknewitthenaughtyhatdecidedtoblurtoutthefirstcommentoftheday.Right
    ashewalkedpastpostelfHenrydeliveringhismailthehatshouted:Hey,letterboy!

    Huh?saidthepostelfashespunaround.

    Thehatcontinued,Tellyourwifethanksforthenote!

    *()*^$you!!!yelledthepostelf.

    BeforeFelixcouldsnatchthenaughtyhatoffhishead,abagofmailcameflyingrightathim.It
    knockedhimrightoffhisfeetandhishatwentflyingthroughtheairandlandedrightonthe
    headofthe5thgradeelfteacherMs.Salenga!Sheenjoyednaughtythingsandtookthehat
    righthomewithher.

    Theend.

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