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Zombiememorandum
Zombiememorandum
Date:
October 6, 2015
To:
From:
Subject:
This is Jose Trevizo, DACC student body president. This is an EMERGENCY WARNING to
all faculty and students of DACC. As some of you heard, there has been a ZOMBIE
OUTBREAK! It has infected numerous countries including the USA!!! A Zombie is an infected
mindless person with a hunger for human flesh. The reason for this outbreak is known to be
caused by a dog bite which it was a Chihuahua. The zombie outbreak may reach DACC so we
must take procedures for your safety.
According to NMSU/DACC the safety procedures are:
In an emergency
Be Prepared
Call 911
Have supplies to get yourself through at least
72 hours of a major incident, including food,
Asses Danger
Help Others
Reassess
Help Yourself
Plan for Reunion
According to reports Canada, Brazil, Mexico, and USA are the TOP ZOMBIE INFECTED
COUNTRIES.
Brazil
Mexico
USA
0
10
Deaths
Injured
15
20
25
Zombies
According to the reports New Mexico is one of the TOP INFECTED STATES in the USA. All
students and Faculty must follow the safety guidelines provided. Incase zombies reach our
campus of DACC.
North Dakota
South Dakota
Nebraska
Colorado
Kansas
New Mexico
We must take ACTION!!! Follow the guidelines for our safety, because our country is in grave
danger. Although these Zombies havent arrive to DACC yet we must all be PREPARED and
READY for any scenario. As your student body president all I have to say is BE SAFE!!!