Michelangelo: Just finished working on the Sistine Chapel for today. Back = DEAD. Thanks Mr.

Pope, youll see my medical bills in the mail.

Raphael: Sorry about that, Mich, the School of Athens turned out preeeety nice. You should
check it out, learn from the best. :)
Michelangelo: Bro, y u have to be so mean. Sistine Chapel is still better than any art u could
produce. We all know I can sculpt the best too
Leonardo: Come on guys, no fighting. This is the rebirth of classics, not fighting. Save that for
another day.
Woodrow Wilson: Yea guys, world war one was not so fun. Enjoy sculpting and stuff while you
can, the world is a cruel place.
Michelangelo: Woodrow, did you have to paint an entire chapel in a war. No? I thought so. dont
tell me painting is soooo fun.
Raphael: Its much more fun when you are good at it. Portraits I made of Pope Leo X and Julius
II were fun to make, but they actually took skill.
Leonardo: O please, my art was better than both of urs combined. I have a painting, the Mona
Lisa. Its the most famous painting even in the future.
Woodrow: Ya, that painting was pretty nice. Not as nice as me winning wars though. USA USA
USA
Raphael: But guys, I AM the #Renaissance. My perspective I put into paintings is second to
none, giving art balance and symmetry.
Michelangelo: Um, did you say you are the Renaissance @TherealRaphael ? I dont even think
people can name your paintings.
Michelangelo: My sculptures Pieta and David showed religious themes but made the characters
seem realistic and earthly. AKA: Renaissance.
Leonardo: My paintings have so many geometric figures and small details. The background of
Mona Lisa is legit. And ALLL the triangles
Raphael: But @Leonardo you may have been a Renaissance man, but Im the BEST
Renaissance man.
Michelangelo: No, I am. I used oil to make REALISTIC paintings. Plus, my art showcased great
depictions of biblical scenes.

Raphael: @Michelangelo ur point? Perspective was shown in alllll my paintings. I am a master

of technique
Leonardo: So, I am the literal definition of a Renaissance man. I was an inventor, scientist, and
artist.
Woodrow: My boy Leo is right. Modern society considers him the ultimate Renaissance man.
Michelangelo: Then they obviously are NOT educated in the classics.
Raphael: I know right? My art was wayyyyyy better.