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ROCKET GROOT MARVEL RACCOON a eo MIKE NORTON WRITER Ec JESSICA KHOLINNE VcC’S CORY PETIT COLORIST LETTERER MIKE NORTON AND MARTE GRACIA lee CHRISTINA HARRINGTON KATIE KUBERT ASSISTANT EDITOR EDITOR AXEL ALONSO EDITOR IN CHIEF JOE QUESADA CHIEF CREATIVE OFFICER DAN BUCKLEY PUBLISHER ALAN FINE EXECUTIVE PRODUCER SPECIAL THANKS TO DAVE STOKES ‘©2015 Marvel Characters, Inc. Al rights reserved. All charactors featured inthis issue and the distinctive names and likenesses thereof, and all related Dee eee en eee ee a a ee a eo uaa ‘those of any living or dead person or institution is intended, and any such similarity which may exist is purely coincidental, WW.MARVEL.COMUn-uAy NOOO, WAY. EL NO HAPPENOY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE OPENING ON A ‘SPLASH PAGE HERE, WADE. We HAVE A To GET 10. "AND NO SQUIRREL GIRL NO. NO WE Squigget aint? DEADPOOL, THAT'S ROCKET RACCOON. Saul A Gigt WITH THe ABILITY TO. COMMUNICATE WITH SQUIRRELS. SHE BEAT YOU ONCE IN A FIGHT. DON’T. 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WAs YOU.OFFERING THE 308, Exe CABLE'S ‘FUTURE EARTH’ TECHNOLOGY 1 3000, BUT IT'S STILL aN ANTIQUE COMPARED EVEN TO Tue OLD compuTeR We USED T0 ROUTE TOW CALLS AT FUNTZEL'S!I DIONT COME FOR A 308! FGAME TO GET RID OF ALL’ MY COMPETITION IN ONE PLAGE! THe DRAKILLAR'S WEREN'T AN INFECTION! THEIR TOUGH HIDES WERE RAW, AND SINCE You TOOK care oF THe OTHERS FOR me, ALL F HAVE TO DO. IS KILL YOu AND MACHO Ig Back 10 BEING THE BADDEST OPERATOR IN THE GALAXY, Ee! AND YOU, ROCKET WELL, YOU LIKE, BUT 5 KNEW YOU'D NEVER FORGET HOW Z DID YOu ‘BACK AT FUNTZEL'S, MAKE ‘SURE YOU SCREAM LOUD ENOUGH WADE! ARE YOU OKAY? OnGeeZ rm ‘$0 GLAD TO ‘SEE YOU, HAs OKAY, AUNT May Su ‘DON’ Have TO 2} ORegsED ‘aus Yer.e A SP Ry Zo EVER, exptoes fais YOU NEIDE = Bie ne 3e > <2 gees SURENO THANKS, DEADPOOL.. a GTING £' GONNA