BOWSER:

(shouting offstage) Dr! Have you completed your formula? (a cardboard SHYGUY, mounted
onto a stick, peeks out from behind the wing)
SHYGUY:
Yes my lord, its done.
KAMMY:
Why dont you come out here and address your master properly?
BOWSER:
Kammy, its fine hes a bit of a Shy Guy. (he perhaps says his with a turn to the audience,
acknowledging gthe awfulness of the gag)
SHYGUY:
All you have to do, my magnificent King, is to enter the debug formula into this device of my
own creation (he throws a piece of paper onto the stage along with a controller) I call it a
Network Enabled System Connecting Overridden Neutron Transmitters Robotically
Optimising Latent Logarithms Enabling Resources. Or NES controller for short.
KAMMY:
Name needs work.
SHYGUY:
Ill let you do the honours, my lord.
BOWSER:
Right, lets see Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start? Bit of a clich dont
you think? Have you never seen Wreck-It Ralph?
SHYGUY:
I apologise for the derivative nature of my work, oh powerful one, but us chaps at the lab are
working on a tight budget. Heh. (BOWSER sighs and enters the code)
MYSTERIOUS VOICE:
DEBUG CODE INITIALISED. EXTRA LIVES DEACTIVATED.
BOWSER:
Hahaha! Excellent! I think wed better test it out. Kammy?
KAMMY:
With pleasure. Dr, how many extra lives do you have?
SHYGUY:
At least 3! I have a couple of delicious 1-up mushrooms every morning as part of a healthy
breakfast. I wait. (it dawns on him that he will die) No, please, Ill do anything (KAMMY
waves her staff and SHYGUY, with a scream, falls to the floor dead. KAMMY inspects the
corpse.)
KAMMY:
Stiff as a board. It worked.