Latest SMS Jokes

New way of writting answers in exams.

If you do t k ow the a swe ,
then put lines like this :
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and write below :
Scratch here for ANSWERS
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1 boy on his way 2 home with his mom after school,

saw a ouple kissi g o the oad
He suddenly shouted and said look mom
they are fighting for CHEWING GUM.
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Height of Shame.

At bus stop a girl was standing

with her face covered. A man on bike stops
and says Chalna hai kya?
Girl replies : Papa mein hoon.
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Raat ke 3 baje santa ke number par phone

aaya Hello yaha Fatima Mehfooz rehti hai kya?
Santa : Kutte itni raat ko Fatima mere paas
hoti to mehfooz rehti kya?
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Santa : Aaj papa ne pitayi kar di

Banta : Kyun?
Santa : Meine to sirf itna pucha KAMINE film
dekhne chal rahe ho ya ghar pe hi BLUE film dekhoge
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Girls of 1995 Agar tum mil jao zamana chor denge hum
Girls of 2012 Agra tum mil jao purana chor denge hum!
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Husband and Wife had a Fight.

Wife called Mom : He fought with me again,
I am coming to you.
Mom : No beta, he must pay for his mistake,
I am comming to stay with U!
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Modern Majnu Mei tu ha e ish

e a aad ho gai, lut gayi,

Modern Laila To karmjali, mein kaun sa bank managar ban gaya

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a ta fou d iga ette i daughte s oo

Ohh God! She smokes?

Then she found wine, O God! She drinks? Then he saw boy,
Thank God@ To ye sab ess boy ka hai
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Nepali : Saab ye shaam singh ka mobile kaha milega

Salesman : Pata nahi
Nepali : Saab ji TV me ad to isi dukan ka hai.
Salesman : Abey ye sham singh nahi, SAMSUNG hai!!
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Stadium Indian Pakistan cricket match chal raha tha

1 Gorgeous ladki ne hoto par India ke tirange
ka
tattoo laga rakha tha Ek ladka aaya aur hoto
par kiss kar gaya aur bola, I LOVE MY INDIA
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Har gum ko pala nai jata,

Kanch ki chizo ko uchala nai jata,
Kuch karna hi to mehnat karo yaro,

e i du iya ushwa ho gayi

Har baat ko All is WELL bolke tala nahi jata!

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Santa Banta se bola Bhai aaj to chay peene ka maza aa gaya.

Banta : Santa Jee, agar billi ne dudh me muh na mara hota to aur bhi
maza aata!!!
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Doctor ne udaas hokar kaha- Aapki Biwi ab sirf do dino ki mehman hai.
I

so so y

Santa: Isme sorry ki koi baat hai Dr. Saab.

Nikaal lenge ye do din bhi jaise-taise
Aage to moaj masti me jeena hai..Jeevan ras peena.. hai
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Umar ki raah mein JAZBAAT badal jate hai,

Waqt ki AAndhi me HALLAT badal jaate hai,
Sochta hoon kaam kar kar ke Record tod dun,
Lekin kambhakt salary dekhte he KHAYAAL badal jaate hai.....latest jobs salary jokes
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Mom: Sofa letne ke liye nahi hota baithne ke liye hota hai
Son: Ha toh Chappal bhi maarne k liye nahi pehen ne ke liye hoti hai..
Ek chappl aur padi..
Source : Hindi Jokes