Talent
If only I can play the guitar
then girls would crowd around me
“I love you”, one of them would say
And I'll just grin and be cute
And they would sigh and the girl
would faint
But I can't play the guitar
I can't even sing or dance
And the girls are nowhere to be found
And I just sigh and scratch my
crotch while reading a novel
in my bed
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